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mburbank Apr 18th, 2003 01:22 PM

Maybe you should add some porn.

VinceZeb Apr 18th, 2003 01:26 PM

In two weeks, the largest amount of traffic I have had was 120 uniques and that was last wednesday. I don't publicly advertise right now and I am doing it just for fun, so it's good for what I want at this time.

Max, I am not ashamed of having pictures of beautiful naked women on my site. I do it because of the traffic. And because I like women. Would I rather not have them so I can make it a bit safer for work? Yes. But who cares, people don't have to look at them if they don't want to.

Anonymous Apr 18th, 2003 01:30 PM

hell even my site gets more traffic
I don't advertise anywhere, I must have a loyal fan base :(

mburbank Apr 18th, 2003 01:31 PM

Okay so now your stance is

"I'd rather not, but I like them, who cares"

FOR GOD SAKE, IF YOU LIKE THEM, YOU LIKE THEM! STAND UP STRAIGHT, STOP FIDGETING, DO AN AFFIRMATION! YOU LIKE PICTURES OF ETHNIC HOTTIES!

Vince. If you don't love yourself, how will anyone else.

Oh, wait, loving yourself is what web pics of ethnic hotties are all about! Just don't love too vigoroulsy or you'll get Carpal Tunnell.

VinceZeb Apr 18th, 2003 01:32 PM

Considering that I have been around only two weeks and have like one link with another site, I like what I am seeing so far.

https://secure.netfirms.com/inc_tool...no&RD=54849609

Those are my stats so far. Pretty decent for 2 1/2 to 3 weeks with little advertising.

Anonymous Apr 18th, 2003 01:33 PM

I am doing it just for fun.

I do it because of the traffic.

mburbank Apr 18th, 2003 01:34 PM

DO IT FOR THE ETHNIC HOTTIE PICS!

VinceZeb Apr 18th, 2003 01:36 PM

I do the site for many reasons. Like I said in my FAQ, I did it because someone asked me to. I hope to make it big someday and would like to use it to get my foot in the door to other oppurunities. But as long as I make someone out there laugh or say "Hey, that's a pretty good point!" I will be happy.

AChimp Apr 18th, 2003 01:39 PM

Hawkin's new Right Wing News site must not be doing as well as Brass Knuckles was. Either that or people just don't care about Terry "who the fuck" Hughes. :lol

Vince, I was wondering about why you want people to speak English when they are around you. Specifically, I would like to know what difference it makes for two Chinese people in a Chinese restaurant to be speaking Chinese to each other. I'm sure you still get to interact with the waiters in English. Do you just like eavesdropping on people and get frustrated when you can't?

VinceZeb Apr 18th, 2003 01:52 PM

Hawkins wanted to do a site. So he is doing one. He enjoys what he does, I would assume. Just as anyone else who does a site.


I talked to Terry Hughes and he was a nice guy. He does more with his life than you do. So I think you should be laughing at yourself. Does anyone else on this board have a radio show that is syndicated by 17 stations across the nation? Dont think so.

Anonymous Apr 18th, 2003 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AChimp
Hell, MY site gets more traffic and there's no porn, and that's saying a lot 'round these parts.

Mine does too, and it hasn't been updated in over a year.

VinceZeb Apr 18th, 2003 02:16 PM

I had an old site that i did once and put up, and it got moderate traffic.

I have also updated my site with some new stuff I think you all will enjoy.

Anonymous Apr 18th, 2003 02:19 PM

Can you say cruuuush

AChimp Apr 18th, 2003 02:44 PM

I've talked to John Hawkins several times. He even linked to my stuff a few times on Brass Knuckles.

But, Vince, you ignored my question. Do you like eavesdropping on people?

VinceZeb Apr 18th, 2003 03:02 PM

No, not really. What's the point? It is their business. But when people are looking at me and speaking in a differnent language, it is pretty disrespectful.

Vibecrewangel Apr 18th, 2003 03:06 PM

Language
 
Zeb -

If you were in a foreign country would you bother to learn their language?

AChimp Apr 18th, 2003 03:13 PM

So why do you use a Chinese restaurant as an example of where people should speak English? They're not talking to you, so why should it concern you what they are talking about? It's their business.

You are trying to backpedal now.

I fail to see how it's disrespectful, either. You should consider getting "TALK TO ME IN FUCKING ENGLISH" tatooed on your forehead, but I don't think your bosses at the private school would like that, and I hear that God abhors body art, particulary the profane kind.

VinceZeb Apr 18th, 2003 04:00 PM

Vibe, yes I would. Especially if I knew i was going there way ahead of time.

AChimp Apr 18th, 2003 04:07 PM

Oops. My name is Vince and I ignore questions that I find difficult to answer. :(

mburbank Apr 18th, 2003 04:12 PM

"as long as I make someone out there laugh or say "Hey, that's a pretty good point!" I will be happy."

Well, what about those of us who go there and say "Whoah! That's a whole pile of jim dandy examples of seriously bad English! Why I've met Chinamen in restaurants with more respect for my language!"

Vincey sent me a private than you note thanking me for posting his quotes, and to keep doing it.

I was all, like, "Man, he WANTS me too... OH NO, SOMEHOW HE"S TWISTING THIS TO HIS OWN ADVANTAGE! IT'S A TRAP! OH, GOD IT'S A TRAAAAAP!!"

And then I remembered that this is Vince. My guess? He doesn't even know the criteria I use to select his quotes. It's not how mean they are, or how ignorant or biased or infuriating. No, they all have just one thing in common. They are really bad writing. And I'm not talking content here, just really, really bad writing. Each and every one has serious flaws of gramar, syntax, word use, construction or all of the above.


OH DAMN, I GAVE AWAY MY CRITERIA!

VinceZeb Apr 18th, 2003 04:34 PM

No, Max, I loved them because they were like the quotes that Yogi Bera used to say. Completely stupid sounding, but had deeper meaning.

glowbelly Apr 18th, 2003 04:38 PM

good lord!!! do you actually TALK OUTLOUD like this?

mburbank Apr 18th, 2003 04:40 PM

That's the best excuse for being stupid I've heard in a very long time. So kudos there.

Here's the problem. Yogi's quotes were often deliberate. Yours are the prodcut of a poor grasp of English. If you ever ended up saying anything even remotely 'Deep' on a semi regualr basis, you'd qualify as an idiot savant. No one has ever suggested that about Mr. Bera.

I'll tell you what, I'll select one of your quotes and deconstruct it. Then you can have a whack at showing me it's 'Deeper Meaning'.

But why fight? We've found common ground. We now agree, your writting 'sounds stupid'.

glowbelly Apr 18th, 2003 04:50 PM

vinnie, vince, vincent;

if you are going to display my comics on your webpage, please be so kind as to link to my stripcreator page: http://www.stripcreator.com/view.php?author=glowbelly
and copy the comics themselves to your own goshdurn webspace. it's not nice to steal bandwitdth.

you have been warned.

VinceZeb Apr 18th, 2003 04:54 PM

Huh. They should have been saved to my web page.

Ill have to change that. Oh yeah, its real cute that you "threatened" me. *pinches your cheek*


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