Here are a few things that apparently were our business.

You used to be fat.
Your Dad beat you.
Your dad died two days before your eighteenth birthday.
You dig exotic hotties.
You have squeezed both real and simulated breasts.
You find your Penis to be very large.
You got a letter from the navy asking you to serve on a submarine
You've had Nepali roomates
You dated a beautiful Black Girl for almost a year
You dated a hot li'l latino
You have prospects with a chem bio unit

WHY is this weapons incident 'none of our business'? You've dropped personal information all over the internet like uncrontrolled loose bowell movements and now suddenly, this one incident is personal? What happened? Did you commit a crime you're afraid you'll be prosecuted for? Did you harm an innocent person? Did you accidentally hurt yourself? Was their some horrible emabrassment involving you wetting yourself? Were you molested? Was the person you used a weapon gainst blood relative? What in the world could make this weapons thing more personal than any of that crap?

My dad never "beat" me. He whipped my ass when I was a punk kid, but I was never beat. Quit twisting words.

Yes, I did get a letter. It was one that was sent out to a lot of people. I also just got some kind of tear-away card thingie about 2 weeks ago.

And everything else was a lie. There, ya got me.

See? Was that so hard?

Yep, I am a liar, max. Ya found me out! I should probably leave now so I can avoid the embarrisment.

No, I'd say now that you've confessed your a liar, there's less reason for you to leave. I mean, it's not like it wasn't evident, but I hope you feel better. Especially admitting the Submarine letter was just mailing list junk.

I'm sorry I confused 'whipping' with 'beating'. What is the ditinction, exactly?

I'm too embarrsed to stay. I should go..... :(

Don't let the e-door hit your e-ass on the e-way e-out.

I realize you're just joking, Vince...but why pretend to be embarassed just NOW? Haven't you had ample opportunity ever since you first started posting?

Glad you realize it, proto

Sorry, no, I was just joking. I didn't realize you were really joking.

Oh, man... He's got an article up on how much he hates Porn stars who are pretentious. Apparently a 'chick' being 'hot' doesn't mean Vince can't hate them. Even ethnic chicks. He likes to watch, and if they remember they are whores he's okay with them. It's such a revolting article I haven't even been able to plump it fort choice sentences yet.

Plus, while he says it's 'safe for work', it's got pictures that while they may not feature exposed genitals are certainly not 'work friendly'.

I'll get around to making fun of it, but it's a really pathologic piece and fairly disturbing.

Never said I liked to watch, did I? Nope. But of course you were big on newspeak.

LAMO
 

I've actually met Jasmine St. Claire. I worked with her a couple of years ago when I was a valet for a local wrestiling fed. She is a doll! Sweet as can be and a hell of a lot of fun to hang out with.

Uh oh...did I just name drop AND toot my own horn......crap.....

Ive seen her in various magazines being interviewed and I just love the fact that she is honest about what she does. She doesnt act like she is doing something that puts her on par with the Pope or the President.

If the Pope and the President like getting their brains fucked out, yeah, I guess so.

So Vince, you're saying you DON'T watch porn? You're saying you dig a lap dance, you go to strip clubs, you post all those naughty pics on your site, you link to porn sites, but you personally scruple at watching Porno?

Don't you think Asia is a 'hot asian chick', and doesn't that mean your penis makes it impossible for you to hate her?

I do not watch porn. I do look at pictures of chicks, but I do not go out specifically to watch people have sex. And as you may notice, my links are to sites of women who are not having sex. I try to have some sort of decency.

And no, I think Asia is fucking ugly. She is a man made frankenstein who is only says she is asian to trump up sales. She is racist and an elitist wench. Also, I have seen the woman without makeup. Woof.

"I try to have some sort of decency. "
-Vinth

You could try harder. You support the industry. Now me, I have no problem with the idea of a sex industry. I'm very Liberatarian that way. I do have a problem with exploitation. Like any other job, the should be safe, clean, have a minum wage and if they want one, a union. Or are you suggesting that what they do for a living means they should sacrafice basic human rights?

If you want to laugh at how stupid some of them are, or how pretentious, go right ahead. THAT's laughable. But the viceral loathing that steams from every word in tht essay is really pathologic. You come across not as amussing, but quite literally mentally ill.

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Vince, a lot of those interviews are just as fake as the orgasms the women are having on film.

That whole, "it's art" thing helps to perpetuate the "dumb slut" image that helps to make the industry and thus the actors $$$$.
It's all part of the fantasy. Many of the "I was abused" women do it for the same reason. Fantasy. The ones who were really abuse often walk away from it at some point realizing they had cut off their nose to spite their face.

"Vince, a lot of those interviews are just as fake as the orgasms the women are having on film."

wait a second, hwo fakes their wh-... D'OH!

119.) "There are Jap guitars, Mex guitars (from Mexico) and U.S. guitars. It is not an insult, it is the terminology that used."

120.)"On one side you have the self-imposed "working man" Michael Moore teaming up with the Disney Corp to sponsors a documentary that is supposedly very anti-Bush. I guess the teaming up is appropriate: Both of them deal with the realm of fantasy and entertainment."

121.) "Now, I don’t have a problem with what they do per se, but I my main problem is when people try to act like these people are more than they are."

122.) "For all the crap out there, sometimes there is something good out there that makes you smile."

123.) "But now, as our P.C. world expunges its crap onto the golf game, a woman is trying to play with the men."

124.) "Now, any golfer will tell you that a woman cannot compete with a man when it comes to golf when it is set up for the way the men play."

125.) "There is one man out there who has the big brass balls enough to say what every other guy on the tour is thinking."

126.) "For that, the Catholic Samurai and the ones in America that are not P.C. zombies salute you."

127.) "I collect them and it made me realize that no matter how much I can associate with other people, talk to women or go to meetings and sound really smart, I am truly a geek a heart."

128.) "I am finally back from my adventure back to my hometown of Hannibal, the self proclaimed "boyhood home of Mark Twain"."

129.) "Saw X2 again and from what I have seen, it was better than the Matrix Reloaded just because X2 didn't have an unnecessary rave scene or try to push Psych 101 down your throat."

130.) "Supposedly a new batch of New York Times' reporters are being investigated as being plagiarists."

131.) "It is going to be real interesting how this turns out."

132.)" The facts surrounding the Laci Peterson murder is bringing up the political and moral debate that both sides dread like a root canal: Abortion."

133.) "The topic of abortion brings out emotions in people that religion, sexual preference, social services, even military action cannot even begin to grasp."

134.) "There is a difference, a fine-lined one granted, but a difference between the necessary destruction of an enemy and the murder of a life that has only committed the crime of existence."

135.) "No matter what you think about the legal and social "status" of the organism growing inside a woman’s womb, everyone can agree that it has done no crime."

136.) "Criminals that are executed or enemy combatants that are killed are done so because they have committed heinous crimes against their fellow man or are fighting against the government and the people of said government."

137.) "The life of an innocent human being should beyond selfish partisan politics."

138.) "The practice of devaluing human life in such a way so the careless among us can feel better about making an uninformed and unwise choice."

139.) "Scott Peterson murdered a woman, yes, but he only did what doctors do everyday. He just didn’t have a doctorial degree or the mother’s consent when he decided to do his abortion."

What the fuck?

"139.) "Scott Peterson murdered a woman, yes, but he only did what doctors do everyday. He just didn’t have a doctorial degree or the mother’s consent when he decided to do his abortion."

:lol

Yeah, that one is indeed a gem, becuase the word he wants is Doctoral, not Doctorial. That could be just a typo.

Except a doctoral degree is a PHD so that isn't what he means at all. He means an MD, a Medical degree.

When you combine those twin errors with his 'Cool Lawyer Delivering Clsoing Argument That Suddenly Changes the Juries Mind" tone, the irony is so intense it's almost too much.