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CaptainBubba Aug 13th, 2003 10:25 PM

Pretty Girls/ Chinese buffets?
 
Why is it that every time I go to a Chinese buffet I'm constantly surrounded by beautiful teenage girls? Seriously, when did this fad happen? Do pretty girls feed off a strict diet of General Tsao's Chicken? And why do they always get mad when I ask them if they're going to puke after eating?

Inquiring minds want some damn answers. >:

O71394658 Aug 13th, 2003 10:28 PM

Dude where do you live?!?!?!

Chinese buffets and teengage girls. The best combination known to exist! This is amazing.

:love :love :love

Drew Katsikas Aug 13th, 2003 10:47 PM

I dono, but I am very intrigued by General Tso/Tsao. Come on, the Asian military superpower decides to cobat the American military superpower... Col. Sanders. What is up with army guys and wicked good chicken?

Cap'n Crunch Aug 13th, 2003 10:48 PM

Ha, the Chinese buffet near me just got closed down by the Health Department. They reused the food that you didn't eat. They closed it down. :(

CaptainBubba Aug 13th, 2003 10:59 PM

I live in Williamsburg. I'm serious. Every time I go there I see at least 5 gorgeous under 18 girls. The only bad part is that I'm too busy stuffing my face with dry tuna rolls and sesame chicken to bother with them.

Its not like I'm shy or anything.

O71394658 Aug 13th, 2003 11:21 PM

Whenever I go, there are no pretty girls. Just fat, white businessmen having lunch. >: :(

starz Aug 13th, 2003 11:31 PM

my chinese buffet in my town doesnt have eggrolls :(

UP_SHUT Aug 13th, 2003 11:54 PM

CHINESE :love

I love oriental food...I could live off it. Especially the Tempura.

CaptainBubba Aug 14th, 2003 03:28 AM

And you're pretty.

See what I'm saying here? I believe I've found some previously undiscovered correlation...

I begin stockpiling soy sauce, hydrogenated vegtable oil, and cheap meat products tommorow. :)

noob3 Aug 14th, 2003 08:43 AM

MSG IS GOING TO MAKE UR PENIS FALL OFF

UtterParadox Aug 14th, 2003 10:27 AM

Damn it! The nearest Chinese buffet in my part of the state is about 30 minutes away by car... much too far away to go in the name of girl-watching.

Besides, I live in Lakeville, MN. We have to ration our pretty girls up here. :melt

Santina Aug 14th, 2003 10:38 AM

I've eaten food made my Ghana natives...does that make me pretty? I love chinese buffet too.

NIGhtMAre Aug 14th, 2003 10:58 AM

I was at mandarin yestarday. no hot girls though. just fat ugly girls and chubby little chinese kids :explode

AChimp Aug 14th, 2003 11:40 AM

What about Chinese girls and pretty buffets?

Protoclown Aug 14th, 2003 12:08 PM

Bubba...you don't live in Williamsburg, VA do you?

There are probably 100 different Williamsburgs in the country.

kellychaos Aug 14th, 2003 12:30 PM

I'm from Fayetteville. :picklehat

Cosmo Electrolux Aug 14th, 2003 12:33 PM

Fayetteville Alabama? Tennessee? Georgia??

CaptainBubba Aug 14th, 2003 01:33 PM

Ya, Virginia.




















Sorry. :(

samgambo Aug 14th, 2003 09:28 PM

Sushi anyone?

Sethomas Aug 15th, 2003 01:45 AM

That's Japanese, cuntscab.

CaptainBubba Aug 15th, 2003 02:00 AM

They serve sushi at the chinese buffet I go to. The dry tuna rolls are actually really good. Plus they have a noodle bar and Mongolian barbeque.

And white chunks of jiggly matter called, "almond jello"...

They also have these little steamed desert buns formed like little cute little porqupines with penaut butter inside. :yum

The girls are soooo pretty. And they're the cute type too. The kind that put their hair in pigtails and wear spaghetti strap shirts that say "angel" and those gray excercise shorts that say stuff like "flirt" on them.

I feel like its dirty to even look at them. :(

The_voice_of_reason Aug 15th, 2003 02:21 AM

Crab Angels :rock

Schimid Aug 15th, 2003 02:41 AM

LOVE AND FOOD FORUM >:

samgambo Aug 15th, 2003 06:47 AM

Oriental food is all the same. :o

jin Aug 15th, 2003 07:01 AM

foreign devil.


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