Girlfriends who beat you up when they see you talking to another woman, anyone?
My girlfriend's kinda like this. She always either bashes my head in, kicks my ass (literally), or douses me with a bucket full of cold water. Anyone have this problem as well?
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no, but then none of us are cartoon characters from the 1960s so how could we
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Girlfriends who beat you up when they see you talking to another woman, anyone?
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i hate it when my girlfriend calls me a baka and then punches me into the sun
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So we're jealous creatures. What are you gonna do about it? That's right, NOTHING. Take your beating like a man, if she had to tell you more than once you deserve it.
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My girl beats me in the penis till it bleeds sour milk.
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Girls that know how to hit turn me on
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SAM IS THIS WHERE ONE OF US MENTIONS GINA CARANO?
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I guess not. I take my beatings like a man, though I sometimes throw anything at her (mainly my shoes).
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She wears a strap-on during sex with you, doesn't she?
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On that point, she's really submissive, yet has an insatiable appetite.
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So you're getting beaten by a submissive woman? Man, you need to grow a pair.
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Wait a minute, I think I'm understanding something wrong. She has an insatiable appetite for beatings, or for strap-on sex, or both? Either way, it sounds like you are getting fucked hard.
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She has an insatiable appetite for beating me up and sex WITHOUT strap-ons.
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I guess humor isn't that funny in the Philippines
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Oh....I'm very familiar with this....not being beat up exactly but just the same situation. She can have as many guy friend as she wants but i'm apparently having sex with EVERY GIRL within a five mile radius.....bitch.....
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My girlfriend is always hiding at the top of ladders with her pet gorrilla who throws barrels at me.
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No, I don't think other guys have this problem as theyve gotten past the whole "never hit a girl" thing. You can't just let a girl beat the shit out of you. If she's literally hitting you hit her back or dump her. Life's too short to date total control freak bitches.
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Isn't summer camp supposed to end in the summer?
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