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Asila Apr 10th, 2008 11:41 AM

I was going to say something about calling out Tadao's name during sex, but uuuh.... well, I know how dirty he is.

Tadao Apr 10th, 2008 12:34 PM

I like to call out my name during sex!

Sethomas Apr 12th, 2008 04:08 AM

I thought maintaining my Moltar14 moniker until age 17 was pretty stupid until just now, when I realized the potential it could have in the bedroom.

Sethomas Apr 12th, 2008 04:11 AM

My reason for editing sounds stupid without the proper mental image of a Cartesian graph, which, by bitter irony, is itself stupid.

Asila Apr 12th, 2008 04:11 AM

Quote:

Last edited by Sethomas : Apr 12th, 2008 at 04:09 AM. Reason: Seth's coherence expressed as a function of time without sleep
Go to sleep, Seth.

Sethomas Apr 12th, 2008 04:12 AM

See above, Asila.

As I go to sleep.

Chojin Apr 13th, 2008 12:35 AM

OH MEW :love

The One and Only... Apr 14th, 2008 11:21 PM

Imagine her vagina is a pencil sharpener.

Pub Lover Apr 14th, 2008 11:25 PM

Jack! We missed you! :oao

The One and Only... Apr 14th, 2008 11:26 PM

Everyone misses the sweet lovin'. Sometimes you just have to spread it.

liquidstatik Apr 15th, 2008 04:52 AM

whats your avatar from? :x

Tadao Apr 15th, 2008 12:02 PM

Sup Jared

Sethomas Apr 15th, 2008 12:09 PM

Hey, has someone recommended that he go to 4chan? 'Cuz that's the most obvious joke and I don't want to read the thread enough to know if it was taken.

The One and Only... Apr 15th, 2008 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 549173)
whats your avatar from? :x

Only the funniest cartoon ever. Shin Chan.

WhiteRat Apr 15th, 2008 07:17 PM

This video should do the trick:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=OgkKRwww-_g

Dr. Octogonopus Apr 15th, 2008 09:40 PM

What. The. FUCK. How does that work?!

liquidstatik Apr 16th, 2008 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The One and Only... (Post 549252)
Only the funniest cartoon ever. Shin Chan.

i was pretty sure that's what it was :o

Harry Paget Flashman Apr 28th, 2008 02:28 AM

What has always worked best for me being a good Catholic boy is to try to imagine how bad it's going to suck making a Confession to an 80 year old priest who is hard of hearing and asks you to speak up. Good enough to put the ki-bosh on any thoughts of perversion.

T-Rex Apr 28th, 2008 04:29 AM

Boobs

thebiggameover Apr 30th, 2008 01:33 AM

zoloft....

caffman May 16th, 2008 12:19 PM

Watch german porn. Does it for me!

Mental Pooperscooper May 17th, 2008 12:11 AM

speaking of Catholic, just think of a really old nun with a bottle of burbon and a meterstick

10,000 Volt Ghost May 23rd, 2008 12:44 AM

Hear your roommate going at it with his girlfriend.

LordSappington May 27th, 2008 06:17 PM

Hear your dad going at it with his girlfriend.

pac-man May 29th, 2008 05:14 AM

Hear your girlfriend going at it with her dad.


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