I was going to say something about calling out Tadao's name during sex, but uuuh.... well, I know how dirty he is.
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I like to call out my name during sex!
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I thought maintaining my Moltar14 moniker until age 17 was pretty stupid until just now, when I realized the potential it could have in the bedroom.
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My reason for editing sounds stupid without the proper mental image of a Cartesian graph, which, by bitter irony, is itself stupid.
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See above, Asila.
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OH MEW :love
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Imagine her vagina is a pencil sharpener.
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Jack! We missed you! :oao
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Everyone misses the sweet lovin'. Sometimes you just have to spread it.
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whats your avatar from? :x
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Sup Jared
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Hey, has someone recommended that he go to 4chan? 'Cuz that's the most obvious joke and I don't want to read the thread enough to know if it was taken.
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This video should do the trick:
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What. The. FUCK. How does that work?!
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What has always worked best for me being a good Catholic boy is to try to imagine how bad it's going to suck making a Confession to an 80 year old priest who is hard of hearing and asks you to speak up. Good enough to put the ki-bosh on any thoughts of perversion.
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Boobs
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zoloft....
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Watch german porn. Does it for me!
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speaking of Catholic, just think of a really old nun with a bottle of burbon and a meterstick
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Hear your roommate going at it with his girlfriend.
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Hear your dad going at it with his girlfriend.
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Hear your girlfriend going at it with her dad.
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