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(slightly exaggerated) REAL LIFE CONVERSATION, POSTED HERE AS TO AVOID DESTROYING YET ANOTHER THREAD

Intentions make all the difference. Unless they intended to be a fuck-up.

Shit, you just reminded me I need to renew my Artistic License. Thanks.

Artistic license in regards to "deliberately" distorting drawn human proportions has nothing to do with photographs

:lol

Funny, but I don't think you're right with that.

Well, if you're using a photograph as a reference for your drawing then yes, you may or may not choose to compensate for the flattened distortion caused by the camera itself when drawing a person in the photograph.

But if someone is comparing the artistic license involved with drawing forearms with the artistic license involved with setting up or lighting a shot... well, there IS no damn comparison to be made, unless you're discussing placement on the page alone (which has nothing to do with proportions on a forearm, unless a student has unconsciously squished said forearm so that it wouldn't extend past the page's edge and not be shown).

I thought you meant photography. OOPS.

I just don't like getting all pragmatic up in this shit.

conversationally pragmatic, philosophically pragmatic, or partly pragmatic in a practical sense?

I'm talking about a ratio of stiltedness to freedom and general artsy-fartsy spirit.

God, people are fucking boring. Just leave, you Indian fruitbat.

I need to remember Indian Fruitbat as a derogatory term

AND FUCK FREEDOM, I WILL CRUSH IT UNDER AN IRON HEEL AND FORCE YOU ALL TO WATCH ROBERT HUGHES' TV PROGRAMS

I'm still trying to figure out how and who the Indian Fruitbat thing insults.

Has anyone ever been to http://www.mockery.com It is a wonderful entertainment rescource.

My Indian roommate. Fucking doofy bastard.

Native American or South Asian?

I'm South Asian.

I would say Native American if I meant Native American. Or just used the tribe.

This cat is an annoying Punjabi fuck.

Punjab or West Bengal?

PUNJAB.

I THOUGHT I SAID THAT ALREADY.

TWENNY THREE

TWENNY FOUR

TWENNY FIVE

I'm watching Donnie Darko and GUESS WHAT SCENE I FORGOT ABOUT

goddamit

the one with him jerking off under hypnosis?

The what scene?! Was that some director's cut thing? :eek
My friend, I don't really want to think about you, but here we are.

Oh, hi there Kgp4death. I didn't know your ban was up. Are you going to post?

Don't you god damn try to visualize me.

MISDEMEANOR WHRE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU:(

I NEED GRISLYGUS

IN AN HOUR I NEED TO HAND-DRAW A FRIGGIN' SPRING COIL. TEACH ME

Dude... you can't just "learn" art man....
:lol

NEVER MIND IT LOOKS LIKE SHIT

THANKS

MILHOUSE I'M HERE BUDDY WHAT TIME IS IT AM I TOO LATE TO SAVE THE BABY

My spring coil looks like a turd sir and I'm going to fail this class now :(

Well post it then.

FIX IT NOW, I DREW IT SPECIAL-SIMPLE SO THAT IT WOULD BE REPLICATED EASILY HERE HANG ON

MAN, DUDE

START WITH THIS

THEN DO THIS

THEN DO THAT

That looks too hard. Make it easier.

THEN ADD IN DETAIL NOW THAT DOESN"T LOOK GREAT BECAUSE I SHITTED IT OUT IN FIVE SECONDS BUT THE ONE IMPORTANT THING IS THAT BY MAKING THE TOP TWO COILS ARC UPWARD, THE MIDDLE ONE BASICALLY STAY STRAIGHT AND THE BOTTOM COILS ARC DOWNWARD, YOU SHOW THAT YOU HAVE A GRASP OF PERSPECTIVE BETWEEN THAT AND THE DETAILING YOU WILL BASICALLY GET A FREE PASS AS LONG AS THE VERTICAL SIDES STAY MORE OR LESS STRAIGHT (THOUGH CORRECTIONS WILL BE GIVEN IF THIS IS AN ART CLASS, JUST NOD AND GO "AH! I GET IT")

Could you draw a large boot kicking a Finnish dog, please?

ALrghty, dure, I already have scratch paper out

:lol

That's great. This should be in the art thread because I feel sorry for it, but it's still great.

:lol

didn't know you guys knew finnish spitz

The question is can you draw a homeless man urinating on himself?

I am learning firsthand about this vast, unholy Army of Mommies out there and I do not like them. >:

Can people not have a kid without losing their fucking minds?

189.8 pounds today

i haven't been in the 180s for 6 years ;<

Goal is 175, ain't gonna take no time at all son

I weigh like 145. Are you going to stand by let a twitchy little twerp like me get the best of you?

Thanks for the help Gus but it was for an engineering class so it had to look PERFECT and dimensionally correct from a trimetric point of view. I HASTILY DREW A BUNCH OF LOOPS

Milhouse I'm going to pretend that you didn't just lie about your weight so I can have keep this mental image of you as a tiny bobbleheaded dwarf with the head of Alan Ruck circa Ferris Bueller's Day Off

And I'M going to pretend that I'm fucking your Jewish ex-girlfriend

And now I'm drawing a swastika on her forehead with my cum

But that's not nice!

I didn't TRY to draw it, it's just how it came out :rolleyes

Fuck me. Now I have to go on a diet, if only so I can state I weigh less than Eric.

Godammit, those cookies looked good, too. >:

I think so, but I believe they are in the vast minority.

I've been dealing with the PTO mommies as my daughter navigates the first grade, and I hate nearly every single one of them. They are always trying to "one-up" the other with their baked goods, crafty-poo shit for class, chaperoning all the field trips and generally being the goody-two-shoes you KNOW they were in grade school. The kids that always got the gold stars and got to clean the erasers.

YO I CAN BAKE TOO BUT I HAVE TO EARN A LIVING I DONT HAVE A SUGAR MOMMY WHO ALLOWS ME TO SIT AROUND AND PLAN MY DAY AROUND MY 6-YEAR-OLD'S SCHEDULE.

holy fuck I can't remember the last time I actually laughed at something posted around here, but eshuolim you almost made me spit out my drink

I BET IT WAS SOMETHING I POSTED THAT MADE YOU LAUGH LAST TIME.

I actually can't think of a better possible candidate :eek

happy earth day :)

I'm going to litter the fuck out of this stupid planet

I often defecate on earth. Does that make me a bad person?

Its called fertilizing, its a good thing I think.

Human feces is low in nitrogen and phosphorus compared to other animals, and higher in harmful bacteria. So it's not so good as fertiliser.

I actually get asked that a lot at work.

Urine would be more efective

Unless it's frozen

And pushed through a mail slot.

Nitpickers. :rolleyes

BACK OFF SAM I SAW HIM FIRST

FIGHT.

FIGHT.

FIGHT.

YOU BACK OFF, HE'S MY VERY GOOD FRIEND WE LIVE IN THE SAME STATE SO SUCK IT.

Ummmm, manure processing facility? Or sewage treatment plant? Or an agribusiness?

I'm guessing it's not a hedge fund management company.

i think he said he worked in a greenhouse type place :o

ITS A HEDGE MANAGEMENT COMPANY

LOL Hedge fund.

Not as romantic as a greenhouse type place. A nursery.


Not a nursery as in a greenhouse type place where seedlings are raised, but just a place that sells plants and fertiliser.

My claim to fame is once serving Peter Cundall a glass of water (although none of you will know him) and I enjoy reading history and watching a variety of film genres.

Spambots seem to like bumping threads that have a lot of Lenor posts. >:

I checked her profile and got scared when it said her latest activity was April 23 :teethchatteremoticon But then I quickly recaptured composure when I noticed it said "2009". It's a good day after all!

Just going to throw it in the chat thread but gay black gangsters fucking each other is the funniest shit ever. I'm not saying it to be random or shit but when you get a chance watch it. It had me cracking up.

Nigga, you start smokin dat dick now?

Just now? no.

maaaan when that left 4 dead 2 spot first came out, I thought to myself; FUCK YEAH FINALLY, OTHER PEOPLE WILL KNOW WHO CLUTCH IS NOW


still waiting :( why the hell do they still count as an obscure band, it's ripe radio rock if I ever heard it

Today I told someone to fuck off, and I feel GREAT. I can't wait for tomorrow so I can see if I can do it again more than once.

PRETTY SOON YOU WILL BE JUST LIKE ME ZHUKOV.

Well, as long as you're happy I have nothing to lose!

IT'S ALL FOR THE BEST

Megadrive Sonic marathon completed, fuck yeah!

Didn't have time to watch Miami Vice, though :(

It's ok though, I recorded it

Miami Vice, fuck yeah

every time I picture Rankeri saying "fuck yeah", all I can imagine is it coming out something like "fook, yah".

Wait, you recorded it.

That means it's only just come to Finland?