IT WAS A DARE. :rolleyes
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OH HOW SAD :( DID YOUR FRIENDS SAY "I BET YOU CAN EAT A WHOLE STICK OF BUTTER LUNCHBOX."?
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NO, THEY SAID " I DON'T SEE HOW ANYONE COULD EAT A WHOLE FUCKING STICK OF BUTTER."
AND I SAID, "I'LL DO IT." AND I DID IT. :( IT WAS ONLY ONE STICK. |
I BET YOU SOILED YOUR DRAWERS JUMPING OUT OF YOUR CHAIR TO VOLENTEER FOR THAT POSITION.
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NO, MY DRAWERS WERE IN THE DRESSER. :rollyees
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MUST BE A BIG DRESSER :(
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HEY I THINK I SAW THAT PICTURE IN THE PHILOSOPHY FORUM :rolleyes
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I DON'T THINK YOU DID, BECAUSE ONLY SMART PEOPLE GO TO PHILOSOPHY FORUM. :rolleyes
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AT LEAST I CAN FIT INTO THE PHILOSOPHY FORUM
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DID YOU ACCIDENTALLY TRIP OVER YOUR OWN FAT WHILE YOU WERE RUNNING FOR THE PHOTOSHOP AND CAPTION FORUM AND FALL INTO THE PHILO FORUM? :rolleyes
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FAT PEOPLE DON'T RUN :rolleyes
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THEY DO WHEN THEY SEE A TWINKIE. >:
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I GUESS I WILL HAVE TO TAKE YOUR WORD FOR IT >:
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IF YOU WENT HOME, YOU WOULD SEE MY THEORY IN ACTION. >:
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WHY WOULD YOU BE AT MY HOUSE?
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SCOUTING FOR WHEN YOUR MOM AND I HAVE OUR KNIFE FIGHT.
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DID I TELL YOU MY MOM BROKE HER ANKLE ON SATURDAY AND HAD TO HAVE SURGERY ON MONDAY? BECAUSE THAT MIGHT CAUSE SOME DELAYS :(
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DAMMIT.
MORE TIME FOR PRACTICING MY KNIFING SKILLS. :( |
IT WON'T TAKE THAT LONG TO HEAL :rolleyes
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I HOPE IT HEALS FAST. AND I'M GLAD THAT HER ANKLE IS ALL SHE BROKE. :(
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IS THAT A THREAT? >:
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I DON'T KNOW, IS IT?
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SRY TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT BUT I REALLY WANT A CIGARETTE :(
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DON'T USE CODE. WE ALL KNOW YOU REALLY WANT A FAG.
FAG. >: |
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