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Guitar Woman Aug 23rd, 2006 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EVILCAKE
can someone post a pic of Guitar Woman? I remember Low tida and Tera...

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.p...=asc&start=725

liquidstatik Aug 23rd, 2006 06:59 PM

i wished you looked more like your avatar ;<

Pub Lover Aug 23rd, 2006 07:06 PM

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.p...sc&start=18975

Did you miss that page, GW?

Guitar Woman Aug 23rd, 2006 07:18 PM

yeah, I did.

Pub Lover Aug 23rd, 2006 08:40 PM

Guys, Dictionary.com has changed it's layout. I think it looks even worse than the old one. Plus I thought my browser had been hijacked. :(

MarioRPG Aug 23rd, 2006 09:07 PM

lol, pub, for me it changed in midsearch of agoraphobia. I was like, whaaa?

Pub Lover Aug 23rd, 2006 10:07 PM

Yeah, agoraphobia is a SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEM. :(

Esuohlim Aug 23rd, 2006 11:59 PM

MarioRPG your story has HOLES

Esuohlim Aug 24th, 2006 12:01 AM

For instance, AGORAPHOBIA is not an omg-i-need-the-dictionary kind of word :rolleyes

Esuohlim Aug 24th, 2006 12:02 AM

"Ambrosial" on the other hand :x

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 12:04 AM

I WOULD CHECK BOTH OF THOSE WORDS FOR SPELLING, BUT I KNOW WHAT THEY MEAN.

SERIOUSLY, IF A WORD HAS MORE THAT TWO VOWELS IN IT I'VE VERY PROBABLY SPELT IT WRONG. :(

Esuohlim Aug 24th, 2006 12:04 AM

Food of the gods my rear end, I'd want some hamburgers >:

Esuohlim Aug 24th, 2006 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
SPELT


Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 12:06 AM

I TOTALLY THINK THE GODS WOULD EAT RICE PUDDING & CUSTARD IN PREFERENCE TO ANY OTHER FOOD! >:

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
SPELT


S IS A VOWEL, RIGHT?

Esuohlim Aug 24th, 2006 12:09 AM

At first I thought "spelt" wasn't right. :(

BUT OHO



I'll assume you tried to use this definition of "spelt" and therefore within the context of your sentence you are WRONG WRONG WRONG

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 12:10 AM

HANG ON, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH WHAT I SAID! >:

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 12:12 AM

YOU'RE AN ASS! NO WONDER NO ONE WILL WRITE FOR YOU ANYMORE. >:

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
SERIOUSLY, IF A WORD HAS MORE THAT TWO VOWELS IN IT I'VE VERY PROBABLY SPELT IT WRONG. :(

...I'D VERY PROBABLY SPELL IT WRONG. :(

Esuohlim Aug 24th, 2006 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu
lol rankeri's thread got locked

I hope he gets the hint and doesn't come back.

executioneer Aug 24th, 2006 12:15 AM

pub lover you gotta quit wheating words wrong

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
SERIOUSLY, IF A WORD HAS MORE THAT TWO VOWELS IN IT I'VE VERY PROBABLY European wheat IT WRONG. :(

YES, IN THAT CONTEXT I AM NOT ONLY WRONG BUT NONSENSICAL. >:

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 12:17 AM


Esuohlim Aug 24th, 2006 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
YOU'RE AN ASS! NO WONDER NO ONE WILL WRITE FOR YOU ANYMORE. >:

:(

It's a good thing I'm too busy nowadays to pay any attention to my website because all writing submissions would BE IGNORED. :x

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
pub lover you gotta quit wheating words wrong

LOL WILLIE. :(

Esuohlim Aug 24th, 2006 12:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
YES, IN THAT CONTEXT I AM NOT ONLY WRONG BUT NONSENSICAL. >:

I'll spelt you in the face >:

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 12:22 AM

OOOOOH YEEEEAAAH! :orgasm

Immortal Goat Aug 24th, 2006 12:23 AM

Hey guys I'm still paying attention to the thread but you guys seem to be doing fine without me right now.

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 12:25 AM

Yeah, so I joined this band. And they were all, "You should scream for us, we sound all crazy and fast." And then, I was all "Cooooool." But, every guitar riff that comes out of their amps sounds like Underoath. >:

It's gay. >:

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
YES, IN THAT CONTEXT I AM NOT ONLY WRONG BUT UNFUNNY. >:

NOTHING NEW! :zing

executioneer Aug 24th, 2006 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
YES, IN THAT CONTEXT I AM NOT ONLY WRONG BUT NONSENSICAL. >:

I'll spelt you in the face >:

so you're gonna get your seed all over his face, huh

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Immortal Goat
Hey guys I'm still paying attention to the thread but you guys seem to be doing fine without me right now.

YOU DO NOT SEEM TO UNDERSTAND THIS THREAD, TAYLOR DUNNAVANT!

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
so you're gonna get your seed all over his face, huh

OOOOOH YEEEEAAAH! :orgasm

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik
It's gay. >:


liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 12:37 AM

YEAH, LIKE THAT

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 12:39 AM

DUDE, THAT SUCKS! GO FORM A NEW BAND, AND THEN HAVE THE NEW BAND FIGHT THE OLD BAND!

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 12:40 AM

I WAS THINKING ABOUT THAT BUT YOU KNOW EVERYONE AROUND HERE WANTS TO START AN ALT-COUTNRY BAND AND THAT'S STILL PRETTY GAY :X

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 12:43 AM

SHUCKS! :(

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 12:44 AM

I KNOW, RIGHT.

but anywhoo, how's life treating you Jarv? :D

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 12:47 AM

I MAKE UP STORIES TO CHEER MYSELF UP, BUT THEY ALWAYS END WITH EVERYONE HATING ME AND I HAVE TO FLEE IN FEAR! >:

SUP WIT CHU?

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 12:50 AM

LOL SORRY :X

I'VE BEEN CHILLIN, I GUESS. I'M GOING TO A PRIVATE CHRISTIAN SCHOOL FOR 9 WEEKS SO I CAN GET MY SILLY DIPLOMA. IT'S GOING TO SUCK. I HAVE TO TAKE BIBLE STUDY CLASSES. :(

BUT OTHER THAN THAT, IT'S GRAVY.

AND SPEAKING OF GRAVY, I'M ABOUT TO EAT SOME POPCORN AND PLAY A VIDEO GAME.

ILL BE BACK THOUGH, ALRIGHT. ;D

Esuohlim Aug 24th, 2006 12:50 AM

I like to pretend that the J is pronounced like a Y in your name so that if you say it right you can sound all pirate-y :x

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 01:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik
I'VE BEEN CHILLIN, I GUESS. I'M GOING TO A PRIVATE CHRISTIAN SCHOOL FOR 9 WEEKS SO I CAN GET MY SILLY DIPLOMA. IT'S GOING TO SUCK. I HAVE TO TAKE BIBLE STUDY CLASSES. :(

WHAT I DISLIKED ABOUT MOVING FROM A REGULAR SCHOOL TO A CHRISTIAN ONE WAS THE CANING. I WAS TOTALLY UNDER THE IMPRESSION THAT THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN ANY MORE. :(

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I like to pretend that the J is pronounced like a Y in your name so that if you say it right you can sound all pirate-y :x

I AM OFTEN AMUSED/ANNOYED BY THE WAY AMERICANS SAY SIMPLE WORDS IN STUPID WAYS. :(

Esuohlim Aug 24th, 2006 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
I AM OFTEN AMUSED/ANNOYED BY THE WAY AMERICANS SAY SIMPLE WORDS IN STUPID WAYS. :(

OH YEAH WELL according to WACKY-PEDIA, New Zealanders pronounce it "fush and chups". :ROLLEYES

Esuohlim Aug 24th, 2006 01:10 AM

From what I read on that page you shouldn't even have half the vowels on your keyboard. >:

Seven Force Aug 24th, 2006 01:21 AM


Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 01:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
OH YEAH WELL according to WACKY-PEDIA, New Zealanders pronounce it "fush and chups". :ROLLEYES

Oh gods, Kiwis drive me made with their inability to pronounce words. The two that annoy me most are when they say Deeboo instead of Debut, and Coozeen instead of Cuisine. Plus they say Yeah like Year, & and Thing as Think.

Also they like to end all sentences as if they are asking questions.

>:

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 01:35 AM


Guitar Woman Aug 24th, 2006 01:50 AM

I can't decide if chojin is ugly or cute.

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 01:57 AM

WELL, CONSIDERING HIS HUGE DICK, I'D SAY CUTE! :(

BUT I GUESS LESBIAN FAGGOTS WOULD HAVE OTHER OPINIONS OF GIANT COCKS! >:

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 04:36 AM

OKAY GUYS SO IM REALLY BORED AND NOBODY IS POSTING ANYTHING NEW WUTS UP WITH THAT :[

Guitar Woman Aug 24th, 2006 04:47 AM

Well I'm willing to talk about stuff

Guitar Woman Aug 24th, 2006 04:48 AM

So, how was your day today?

Guitar Woman Aug 24th, 2006 04:51 AM

Oh, you're already gone. :(

Sethomas Aug 24th, 2006 08:36 AM

I'm not!

But you are. :(

Oh, la persistencia de la memoria.

HickMan Aug 24th, 2006 02:29 PM

Hey guys whats going on i just got back from virginia beach and I caught some waves I know normally they don't have any good waves for surfing but it was my first time and they were actually holding the east coast surfing competition there so it wasnt so bad it was really fun. What are you guys up to?

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 02:33 PM

oh my, i've never been surfing. i've went to a few beaches, but none of them had big enough waves to actually surf. :( aaand, i'm up to nothing. i just woke up, and im about to smoke a cigarette. brittany is going to houston for the weekend, so i have nothing to do but sit on the internet for a few days. :x

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 03:03 PM

I GUESS ASKING WUTS UP AND THEN GOING OFFLINE IS THE COOL THING TO DO, RIGHT HICKMAN? >:

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 03:05 PM

sidescrolling

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 03:07 PM

homo

HickMan Aug 24th, 2006 03:24 PM

SORRRY


REALLY

You shouldnt smoke it causes lung cancer lol


But anyway yeah virginia beach was fun and I have pictures of me surfing but I don't want to post them here because your all jerks >:

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 03:29 PM

nu uh i promise i won't poke fun :O!

HickMan Aug 24th, 2006 03:42 PM

OOOOKAY






liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 03:47 PM

OKAY SO SRSLY IM NOT GAY OR ANYTHING BUT YOU'RE THE BEST LOOKING GUY HERE :[

SRSLY IM NOT GAY THO

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 03:48 PM

AND YOUR FRIEND LOOKS LIKE A DOUCHE

HickMan Aug 24th, 2006 03:54 PM

he came along because he had the monay ;(

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 03:56 PM

YOU SHULDA KICKED SAND IN HIS FACE

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 05:49 PM

NO BUT SRSLY IM LOOKING FOR A GIRLFRIEND ON MYSPACE AND IT'S KIND OF HARD CAUSE THEY'RE ALL EITHER SUPER-CHRISTIAN OR DRUG FREE AND THAT DOESN'T REALLY WORK OUT YA KNOW :X

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 05:59 PM

SUPER-CHRISTIAN LADIES DON'T PUT OUT? DAMN!

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan
You shouldnt smoke it causes lung cancer lol

BUT IT LOOKS SO COOL! :(

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 06:03 PM


Chojin Aug 24th, 2006 06:05 PM

Guitar Woman, the STONE COLD TRUTH is that I'm ugly when I'm fat and hot when I'm thin ;<

EVIDENCE



and here is a picture of jin


liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 06:20 PM



I think you're pretty cute in that picture. :[

AND P.S. PUBYEAH SMOKING DOES LOOK COOL OKAY

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 06:22 PM

That picture of Jin always reminds me of a teacher I had in Kindergarten. :(

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik
PUBYEAH SMOKING DOES LOOK COOL OKAY

PLUS IT MAKES THE DAY GO THAT MUCH SMOOTHER

AND IT GIVES YOU AN EXCUSE TO TALK TO PEOPLE AND ALL BE THERE WITH YOUR LIGHTER WHEN THEY FORGET

OH MAN, I TOTALLY MISS SMOKING. :(

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 06:26 PM

Jins cool in a mysterious way. :o

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
PLUS IT MAKES THE DAY GO THAT MUCH SMOOTHER

AND IT GIVES YOU AN EXCUSE TO TALK TO PEOPLE AND ALL BE THERE WITH YOUR LIGHTER WHEN THEY FORGET

aahaha. that's all so true. :[


AND BRB I NEED A CIGARETTE. :X

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 06:46 PM

OH THE GODS, ME TOO! ME TOO! :tear

executioneer Aug 24th, 2006 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik
PUBYEAH SMOKING DOES LOOK COOL OKAY

PLUS IT MAKES THE DAY GO THAT MUCH SMOOTHER

AND IT GIVES YOU AN EXCUSE TO TALK TO PEOPLE AND ALL BE THERE WITH YOUR LIGHTER WHEN THEY FORGET

OH MAN, I TOTALLY MISS SMOKING. :(

i used to hang around talking to smokers and i didn't smoke

plus i carried a lighter around everywhere :x

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 07:01 PM

idk i also think tobacco tastes good. not menthol, though, it's gross. :x

but, like, marlboro reds or camels taste goooood. and i like to watch the smoke while im exhaling, it looks neat. :(

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 07:02 PM

I DID THAT FOR A FEW YEARS AFTER I QUIT! :(

NOT ANYMORE THOUGH... WAIT, HAHA! OK I ACTUALLY DO HAVE A LIGHTER IN MY POCKET!

I ONLY USE IT TO LIGHT BIRTHDAY CANDLES. ;(

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 07:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik
idk i also think tobacco tastes good.

I'M ALWAYS TORN BETWEEN IT BEING GREAT AND AWFUL. :(

I DO NOT MISS MY LUNGS ACHING! >:

OK, MAYBE A LITTLE. :(

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 07:05 PM

I do hate the fact that I can't run for more than 3 minutes without having to take a 10 minute break. :(

But that's also because I'm way out of shape. :(

FartinMowler Aug 24th, 2006 07:12 PM

I quit last November...too expensive and I don't miss the smell on my fingers.

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 07:15 PM

Well, I usally don't go around smelling my fingers, so I've yet to notice a smell. :x

executioneer Aug 24th, 2006 07:30 PM

PBU LOVER WHATS WITH THE ALL CAPS

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 07:32 PM

BECAUSE I AM SHOUTING!

I DO NOT KNOW WHY!

I AM JUST IN A VERY SHOUTY MOOD!


:(

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 07:39 PM

hey guys whats a good torrent site to download full porn movies from? :(

executioneer Aug 24th, 2006 07:49 PM

idk i don't watch porn

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 07:55 PM

well damn :(

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 07:55 PM

DO THEY MAKE PORN MOVIES ABOUT FUCKING YOUR COUSIN?

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 07:56 PM


liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 07:57 PM

YEAH PROBABLY BUT IM MORE INTO THE STUFF WHERE THE GIRLS ARE GAGGING ON A HUGE COCK

Marc Summers Aug 24th, 2006 08:08 PM

I'm not into watching Roseanne eat :x

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 08:12 PM

I do not get yoour joke. :confused

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 08:12 PM


liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marc Summers
I'm not into watching Roseanne eat :x

well i don't think it shows her actually eating too often, so shut up. the show is good. :(

Pub Lover Aug 24th, 2006 08:21 PM

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! PAGE 768 IS INFACT TRAPPED IN A TIME WARP BACK TO THE YEAR 1989! :eek

liquidstatik Aug 24th, 2006 08:26 PM



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