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liquidstatik Feb 7th, 2007 08:14 PM

guys i hope i dont get it

Fathom Zero Feb 7th, 2007 08:14 PM

Who wants to play MGS: Portable Ops?

Pub Lover Feb 7th, 2007 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi (Post 468641)
liquid are you still smokin crack?

The winner.

Goat Cheese Feb 7th, 2007 08:14 PM

Im gonna miss you Pub Lover.

liquidstatik Feb 7th, 2007 08:14 PM

rongi i only smoked crack once ;<

kahljorn Feb 7th, 2007 08:15 PM

:lol
rongi got it unintentionally. Hilariously, as I turned to page 1000 I expected guitar woman to have it like she was sitting there refreshing-refreshing-refreshing and counting posts with a post already qued so she could get it. I was half right. I need to stop calling him a she.

Rongi Feb 7th, 2007 08:15 PM

holy shit page 1000

Guitar Woman Feb 7th, 2007 08:15 PM

man I was like this close

Fathom Zero Feb 7th, 2007 08:15 PM

Esuohlim is biding his time.

Goat Cheese Feb 7th, 2007 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 468646)
Who wants to play MGS: Portable Ops?


oh hellz yaeh!

Fathom Zero Feb 7th, 2007 08:15 PM

I'm still getting 25000.

Rongi Feb 7th, 2007 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 468649)
rongi i only smoked crack once ;<

AND I HOPE YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON MISTER

Fathom Zero Feb 7th, 2007 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goat Cheese (Post 468654)
oh hellz yaeh!

Really?

Goat Cheese Feb 7th, 2007 08:16 PM

whos going to get the 1001th page?

Goat Cheese Feb 7th, 2007 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 468658)
Really?


No not really sorry to burst your bubble there. I wanted to be on page 1000 so bad.

liquidstatik Feb 7th, 2007 08:17 PM

oh wtf if you use quick reply the whole time it keeps everything on one page, i thought all this was still 999 :x

Fathom Zero Feb 7th, 2007 08:17 PM

Me, I hope.

If not I'll go play FF VIII.

Guitar Woman Feb 7th, 2007 08:17 PM

oh man almost

Fathom Zero Feb 7th, 2007 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 468661)
oh wtf if you use quick reply the whole time it keeps everything on one page, i thought all this was still 999 :x

Me too.

Fathom Zero Feb 7th, 2007 08:18 PM

Me me me.

Womti Feb 7th, 2007 08:19 PM

me, me, me.

Guitar Woman Feb 7th, 2007 08:19 PM

retard you already missed it

Emu Feb 7th, 2007 08:20 PM

woah what the fuck that was fast

Fathom Zero Feb 7th, 2007 08:20 PM

You're an ass, madame.

Goat Cheese Feb 7th, 2007 08:20 PM

WHAT happened.

Rongi Feb 7th, 2007 08:20 PM

damn right it was

Pub Lover Feb 7th, 2007 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goat Cheese (Post 468648)
Im gonna miss you Pub Lover.

Who are you? >:

Goat Cheese Feb 7th, 2007 08:21 PM

Just your friendly neighborhood Goat Cheese

Emu Feb 7th, 2007 08:22 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Categor...an_Wikipedians Nobody seems to have noticed that Wikipedia catalogues which of their members have Asperger's Syndrome.

liquidstatik Feb 7th, 2007 08:22 PM

hahahha

Pub Lover Feb 7th, 2007 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 468650)
I need to stop calling him [GW] a she.

No way. >:

She is a she, & she better start not liking it so much.

Fathom Zero Feb 7th, 2007 08:22 PM

I got second banana again. :/

Womti Feb 7th, 2007 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 468673)
You're an ass, madame.

you're a f*cking dick. >:

Goat Cheese Feb 7th, 2007 08:22 PM

what is assburgers?

Guitar Woman Feb 7th, 2007 08:24 PM

It's a high functioning form of autism that inhibits social and sometimes motor skills.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asperger_syndrome

Fathom Zero Feb 7th, 2007 08:24 PM

I busted out gut laughing at that.

Womti Feb 7th, 2007 08:26 PM

GUYS I WOULD LIKE TO TAKE THIS CHANCE TO SUGGEST THAT WE ALL GO OUT TO DINNER AT FRIDAY'S AND SEE WHO GETS FULL FIRST THEN KILL EACH OTHER OUTSIDE AFTER WE'RE DONE. SOMEONE WILL AT LEAST NEED TO THROW UP FIRST THOUGH.

Fathom Zero Feb 7th, 2007 08:27 PM

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthrea...=8799&page=996

to

http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthrea...=8799&page=996

Best three pages ever.

guitar man Feb 7th, 2007 08:27 PM

my ass hole is autistic

Goat Cheese Feb 7th, 2007 08:30 PM

oh man its the Guitar man.

guitar man Feb 7th, 2007 08:31 PM

are you here to fuck my anus

Womti Feb 7th, 2007 08:32 PM

oh and just so everyone knows I made my asperger's syndrome all by myself :picklehat

Pub Lover Feb 7th, 2007 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FartinMowler (Post 468605)
You're mother and I had a talk and we don't love you anymore and we think it's time you left.

HEY! >:

Stop quoting my emails to you, they're private. :(
Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 468601)
GETTING SENTIMENTAL ABOUT KINDA LIKING EACH OTHER A LITTLE IS ALSO LAME, GUYS

<3 you too, Champ! ;(

Goat Cheese Feb 7th, 2007 08:33 PM

no sir. Thats WHAT's job.

oh snap!

lame.

guitar man Feb 7th, 2007 08:33 PM

yeah offically after you told everyone at school how bad your dad was pounding you in the ass

Goat Cheese Feb 7th, 2007 08:34 PM

sadly I like Guitar woman better than this guy.

also lol double post on you.

Womti Feb 7th, 2007 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by guitar man (Post 468698)
yeah offically after you told everyone at school how bad your dad was pounding you in the ass


I actually kept that part a secret
but the asperger's came from marijuana and me curious as to what would happen if I concentrated on suppressing my sense of humor. I thought it would rid me of perversion. :(

guitar man Feb 7th, 2007 08:35 PM

goat cheese do you like goat semen covering your naked body

Guitar Woman Feb 7th, 2007 08:36 PM

How is it sad to like me better than some dumb character most likely created by Zomboid?

guitar man Feb 7th, 2007 08:37 PM

would zomboid masturbate while posting

Goat Cheese Feb 7th, 2007 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by guitar man (Post 468706)
goat cheese do you like goat semen covering your naked body

:x

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 468707)
How is it sad to like me better than some dumb character most likely created by Zomboid?

:rolleyes

guitar man Feb 7th, 2007 08:40 PM

2 words guys

brown
town

Pub Lover Feb 7th, 2007 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 468707)
How is it sad to like me better than some dumb character most likely created by Zomboid?

The fuck! Zomboid doesn't have the sheer lunacy & phallus-obsession to be GM.

I'm offended by your Fartin-esque ineptitude at guessing the character's true architect. >:

Goat Cheese Feb 7th, 2007 08:41 PM

Then who is it PUB?

Womti Feb 7th, 2007 08:42 PM

yu guys want to know how to be lame?
two words: bad memory
:(

Pub Lover Feb 7th, 2007 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goat Cheese (Post 468717)
Then who is it PUB?

Haha. Guys, I'm not really leaving I'm just going to post exclusively under my alt-identity 'Goat Cheese'.

Yeah, I'm Goat Cheese. I'm sure you all knew. [/vetcode]

Womti Feb 7th, 2007 08:46 PM

so you actually have concealed hate for me pub?
I never thought you cared :)

Pub Lover Feb 7th, 2007 08:47 PM

Ronnie James Dio & Friends - 'Welcome To My Nightmare'

Pub Lover Feb 7th, 2007 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WHAT (Post 468723)
so you actually have concealed hate for me pub?
I never thought you cared :)

Oh you knew. ;)


Now put on that dress I like. :love

Pub Lover Feb 7th, 2007 08:49 PM

Ocean Colour Scene - 'The Riverboat Song'

Womti Feb 7th, 2007 08:51 PM

this was good until everything turned to confusion

Pub Lover Feb 7th, 2007 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 468546)
GOAT CHEESE. Kid, you're growin on me. I MIGHT JUST HAVE TO HAVE YOU CUT OFF AND PRESERVED IN FERMALDAHYDE

;D

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 468389)
Lenor is like AIDS.

I've ignored her

SOOOOO! YOU'RE THE ONE! >: :eek

liquidstatik Feb 7th, 2007 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 468697)
HEY! >:

Stop quoting my emails to you, they're private. :(


<3 you too, Champ! ;(

its not lame when i do it, pub ;o

Quote:

Originally Posted by guitar man (Post 468713)
2 words guys

brown
town

lol guitar woman

Guitar Woman Feb 7th, 2007 08:55 PM

I am not guitar man

Pub Lover Feb 7th, 2007 08:55 PM

Zongamin feat. Mike Sonovac - 'Whiplash'

Chojin Feb 7th, 2007 08:57 PM

Man, how could you gits let WHAT get post 25,000

THIS IS A DEFEAT FOR I-MOCKERY

Pub Lover Feb 7th, 2007 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 468728)

  • Rongi's famed 1000-page post, as chiseled into a ceremonial bar of gold
    Source: I-Mockery Chat Room Thread [1]

Everybody give the King of the Chat Room Thread a hearty round of applsause!

The man of the hour had these words to say:

Chojin: How does it feel to beat Guitar Woman to page 1,000?
Rongi: It feels like destiny.

Chojin: Right now you have 9,697 posts. Do you have any plans for the big 10,000?
Rongi: I plan to post differently-photoshopped pictures of the same kitten over and over again till I reach that milestone post.

Chojin: That's 303 kittens! Are you sure you won't get banned before you can complete your goal?
Rongi: I'm hoping the adorableness will distract those moderators.

Chojin: How did you overcome such chat room thread regulars, such as Pub, in your quest for the 1,000th page?
Rongi: Completely on accident, honestly. I rarely post there anyway, it's full of nerds.
Chojin: We were done with the part of the interview you had to answer honestly.
Rongi: For weeks upon weeks, I studied the posting habits of the I-Mockery chat thread inhabitants. Through this vigorous study, I was able to pinpoint the exact microsecond before GW could [post], thus gaining the 1,000th page break. Also, I jerked off a lot.
Chojin: On GW's posts?
Rongi: ...And some pictures of mutilated bull dicks. I may just shock the foundations of the I-Mockery community by posting a picture of myself for the 10,000th post.

Chojin: Do you have anything you wish to say to the I-Mockery community at large?
Rongi: Yes. Folks, it's not about how many posts you have or how funny you think your Achewood references are, it's all about how long you've been here. Because let's face it, Vets 4 Life.
Rongi: Oh, and God bless America.

Chojin: Thank you for your time this evening.
Rongi: Anytime.

123456

Guitar Woman Feb 7th, 2007 08:59 PM

what?
.

Pub Lover Feb 7th, 2007 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 468736)
Man, how could you gits let WHAT get post 25,000

THIS IS A DEFEAT FOR I-MOCKERY

We were still riding the 1000th page high.

We made a mistake. :(

liquidstatik Feb 7th, 2007 08:59 PM

not to take attention away from rongi, but im proud to a part of that post! :x

Guitar Woman Feb 7th, 2007 09:00 PM

CHOJIN WHAT DID YOU DO

PUT THAT BACK THIS INSTANT :(

Pub Lover Feb 7th, 2007 09:00 PM

His Name is Alive - 'Wishing Rug'

liquidstatik Feb 7th, 2007 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 468731)
I am not guitar man

yeah huh

Chojin Feb 7th, 2007 09:02 PM

Sorry GW, it would break my moderator's code of honor to fiddle with the sacred 25,000 post count competition. WHAT won fair and square.

Guitar Woman Feb 7th, 2007 09:03 PM

Thanks a lot asshole see if I'm ever nice to you again >:

Pub Lover Feb 7th, 2007 09:03 PM

Reef - 'Back in My Place'

Rongi Feb 7th, 2007 09:03 PM

it's good to be the king lol

Pub Lover Feb 7th, 2007 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 468747)
Thanks a lot asshole see if I'm ever nice to you again >:

:lol


I bet you just broke his heart, little lady. ;(

Pub Lover Feb 7th, 2007 09:07 PM

Smokey Robinson & The Miracles - 'I Heard It Through the Grapevine'

liquidstatik Feb 7th, 2007 09:10 PM

pub listen to more rap

Emu Feb 7th, 2007 09:10 PM

As much as I hate to admit that I lost the 1,000th page award I will say that I think we can all be glad that Goat Cheese didn't win it.

Pub Lover Feb 7th, 2007 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 468754)
pub listen to more rap

Jorge & the Woodcut Crew - '2 Can'

Womti Feb 7th, 2007 09:12 PM

so just how was it even a contest ;<

Chojin Feb 7th, 2007 09:14 PM

what the

i thought we were BEST INTERNET BUDDIES

liquidstatik Feb 7th, 2007 09:14 PM

DON'T GET COCKY

liquidstatik Feb 7th, 2007 09:15 PM

that was for WHAT, btw

Rongi Feb 7th, 2007 09:15 PM

i love you guys!

Guitar Woman Feb 7th, 2007 09:17 PM

Where the hell is the grapple beam

liquidstatik Feb 7th, 2007 09:17 PM

ily2 rongi

Pub Lover Feb 7th, 2007 09:17 PM

Lady Sovereign - 'Random'

Guitar Woman Feb 7th, 2007 09:18 PM

Quote:

Lady Sovereign - 'Random'
What are you

liquidstatik Feb 7th, 2007 09:18 PM

hahaha i like lady sovereign ;o

Fathom Zero Feb 7th, 2007 09:19 PM

You messed up.

Womti Feb 7th, 2007 09:19 PM

sorry dano <3



:(

liquidstatik Feb 7th, 2007 09:20 PM

fathom huh?

liquidstatik Feb 7th, 2007 09:21 PM

guitar woman/man stop editing your posts >:O

Pub Lover Feb 7th, 2007 09:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 468769)
What are you

What? Danny said more rap. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Feb 7th, 2007 09:24 PM

Ms. Dynamite - 'It Takes More'

Chojin Feb 7th, 2007 09:25 PM

pub please stop posting what you're listening to, as i hate that shit

liquidstatik Feb 7th, 2007 09:26 PM

pub please listen to more AMERICAN rap


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