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RaNkeri Feb 20th, 2007 03:30 PM

Shit! I'm sure I have that picture somewhere in my room ,I just can't find it! :x

MarioRPG Feb 20th, 2007 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DehydratedPorkMan (Post 472806)
You tryin' to get crazy with me s a? Don't you know I'm loco?

Que awesome beats

liquidstatik Feb 20th, 2007 04:28 PM

mariorpg sup ;o

MarioRPG Feb 20th, 2007 07:27 PM

Keepin it real, although, I've kept it realer.

xbxDaniel Feb 20th, 2007 09:55 PM

Your spanish is impeccable!

DehydratedPorkMan Feb 20th, 2007 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxDaniel (Post 472964)
Your spanish is impeccable!

si, abajo de tu madre!

Johnnie Feb 20th, 2007 11:33 PM

below your mother?

liquidstatik Feb 20th, 2007 11:36 PM

YA CAN'T BAN THE SNOW MAN

DehydratedPorkMan Feb 20th, 2007 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Johnnie (Post 472981)
below your mother?

I thought that was debajo.
Am I wrong?
HISPANICS PLEASE HELP.

noob3 Feb 21st, 2007 12:17 AM

you're gay

Johnnie Feb 21st, 2007 12:30 AM

abajo de is the same as debajo. Yeah, knowing spanish is sure gay.

DehydratedPorkMan Feb 21st, 2007 12:45 AM

Me gusto los chicos pequenos IN MY MOUTH. As far as Noob3 is concerned.

noob3 Feb 21st, 2007 12:58 AM

"cum in my mouth, noob3"?

BlueOatmeal Feb 21st, 2007 01:59 AM

OH man DRAMA is afoot in Tifton y'all. Its good stuff. I laughed.

DehydratedPorkMan Feb 21st, 2007 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noob3 (Post 472994)
"cum in my mouth, noob3"?

Loosely, like your mother.
Another light jab.
Much to the level of which I bicker.

How was your morning?
I was drinking coffee and listening to Dream Theater.

liquidstatik Feb 21st, 2007 03:13 PM

i smoked a blunt and listened to chamillionaire ;o

kahljorn Feb 21st, 2007 03:19 PM

I thought that said i smoked a blunt made of chamomile ;o

liquidstatik Feb 21st, 2007 03:22 PM

hahahha no wayy :x

oh yeah and last night i watched pan's labryinth
it was pretty good, i guess
the end was saaaadd ;<

noob3 Feb 21st, 2007 03:30 PM

yeah it's so sad when little girls get accepted as the rightful heir to the underworld

noob3 Feb 21st, 2007 03:31 PM

also when they get shot by the guy who fucked their mom

(spoilers)

liquidstatik Feb 21st, 2007 03:41 PM

idk mann she didn't die for that she died so her baby brother wouldn't die

PLUS HER FATHER WAS A JERRK >:[

liquidstatik Feb 21st, 2007 03:42 PM

WHHURR DEM HATAZ AT WHURR DEM HATAZ AT MAAAAAAANN

noob3 Feb 21st, 2007 03:46 PM

do the jane fonda

noob3 Feb 21st, 2007 03:46 PM

oh shit wrong song

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrr

Womti Feb 21st, 2007 04:01 PM


shit

noob3 Feb 21st, 2007 04:02 PM

what is so gay

(i would of found a small picture to illustrate this but posting pictures of red, irritated erections is against the rules)

Womti Feb 21st, 2007 04:15 PM

you're gay.

liquidstatik Feb 21st, 2007 04:16 PM

how is doug emo i dont get it

Womti Feb 21st, 2007 04:18 PM

I was actually hoping milhouse would pop in and say something gay about it :blah

liquidstatik Feb 21st, 2007 04:19 PM

im with noob3 on this one you are pretty gay dude

noob3 Feb 21st, 2007 04:19 PM

because he listens to taking back sunday & wishes he could fuck the girl with the neck tatto but he can't cause she is fucking that guy in that screamo band

MarioRPG Feb 21st, 2007 04:19 PM

Doug is emo because he writes junk.

noob3 Feb 21st, 2007 04:20 PM

also, he has herpes

Womti Feb 21st, 2007 04:21 PM

this is also intended for milhouse:

liquidstatik Feb 21st, 2007 04:24 PM

CUT IT OUUTT

liquidstatik Feb 21st, 2007 04:25 PM

guys i hate having such great hurr

noob3 Feb 21st, 2007 04:25 PM

what wants to suck milhouses cock

liquidstatik Feb 21st, 2007 04:25 PM

I NEVA WANNA BE YOOO WEEKEND LOVA :[

Womti Feb 21st, 2007 04:28 PM

noob you are wrong >:

liquidstatik Feb 21st, 2007 04:29 PM

O_O;; X

noob3 Feb 21st, 2007 04:30 PM

don't blush, baby. if anything he'll take it as a compliment & slap you around with it

Womti Feb 21st, 2007 04:38 PM

esuohlim ignores me all the time actually ;_;

liquidstatik Feb 21st, 2007 04:42 PM

awwww bby it's okayy boys are jerks like that don't worry he'll notice you one day! :]

noob3 Feb 21st, 2007 04:43 PM

why would a cool dude like milhouse want to read/respond to somone who is all up on his balls and is a man when eh likes womens he dosnt want your manlips spitting tongues into his waiting asshole that dosnt sound good to him

noob3 Feb 21st, 2007 04:43 PM

it makes him want to barf & wish your tongue never entered his manhole

Womti Feb 21st, 2007 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 473120)
awwww bby it's okayy boys are jerks like that don't worry he'll notice you one day! :]

no I mean whenever he pays attention to me he always does so only if he has to.

Womti Feb 21st, 2007 04:45 PM

& noob you know

noob3 Feb 21st, 2007 04:49 PM

don't ever mention my name again unless you are asking for my adress to send me some purple yurple

Fathom Zero Feb 21st, 2007 04:56 PM

Send him Yoohoo.

Fathom Zero Feb 21st, 2007 04:57 PM

My bus driver had a heart attack.

On the bus.

liquidstatik Feb 21st, 2007 05:02 PM

did ya think he was dancin? :x

Fathom Zero Feb 21st, 2007 05:17 PM

It was a woman and she doesn't look like she dances.

I don't even think she leaves the driver's seat.

noob3 Feb 21st, 2007 05:23 PM

http://i142.photobucket.com/albums/r...g?t=1172092606

how do you make images on this new board :[

Lenor Feb 21st, 2007 06:01 PM

copy the [img afjdfjkldasjfkdsjaf img/] code on photobucket. and paste it. Sometimes it works.

noob3 Feb 21st, 2007 06:12 PM


Womti Feb 21st, 2007 06:26 PM

shit are you sure that last panel isnt woodstock

FartinMowler Feb 21st, 2007 06:41 PM

I never say the word Pwoned but Seth is getting Pwoned in the Mockwars:lol

Esuohlim Feb 21st, 2007 08:00 PM



Haha good times

Moobs Feb 21st, 2007 08:33 PM

When people take drugs on stickam that is the greatest

kahljorn Feb 22nd, 2007 01:48 AM

there's a picture of a mountain with a sun above it with a yellow background between a speech bubble and a letter with an envelope in front of it. if you push tht and enter a url it will post the picture ;o

ps i have purple weed ;o
its not like super dope purple it's pretty super dope but it's only purple in a few places like most of the purple weed ive had ;(

liquidstatik Feb 22nd, 2007 10:21 AM

at least you've had purple weed ;<

MetalMilitia Feb 22nd, 2007 10:31 AM

I had purple weed a few times in my rebellious teen days. I was called Canadian Blue or something similar. Tasted so fucking good and had a really distinct fuzzy high. One night I had a shit ton and the whole room turned pink. It was awesome.

liquidstatik Feb 22nd, 2007 10:33 AM

haha, i've had orange in my weed once :x

i bet any of you guys could outsmoke me, we get shit weed hurr ;<

RaNkeri Feb 22nd, 2007 12:17 PM

Shit guys! It's my b-day :eek

Obey! >:

Noodles Feb 22nd, 2007 01:58 PM

This is reply #25745

liquidstatik Feb 22nd, 2007 02:02 PM

NOT EXACTLY

liquidstatik Feb 22nd, 2007 02:07 PM


Noodles Feb 22nd, 2007 02:11 PM

Another beaten movie Cleche.

kahljorn Feb 22nd, 2007 02:11 PM

I've decided I'd rather stay home today and get stoned

but ill probably go to school anyway D;

Lenor Feb 22nd, 2007 03:43 PM

My apartment constantly smells like weed.

CONTACT HIGH!

Purple sticky icky

Johnnie Feb 22nd, 2007 05:48 PM

It's been hash all the time since I moved to the middle east, seems like no one wants to do anything here tonight.
How's everyone doing?

Noodles Feb 22nd, 2007 06:00 PM

This is reply 25750 THAT ENDS IN A ZERO!!!! It counts for something???

(This is to avoid Johnnie's question of DOOM)

liquidstatik Feb 22nd, 2007 07:00 PM

uhhhhhhh

liquidstatik Feb 22nd, 2007 07:02 PM

yyou two shut up

liquidstatik Feb 22nd, 2007 07:05 PM

and change those silly avatarrs

Noodles Feb 22nd, 2007 07:10 PM

Not AGAIN YOU SICK BASTARD!!!

Moobs Feb 22nd, 2007 07:45 PM

i do not understand

noob3 Feb 22nd, 2007 09:40 PM

change ur name to moob3

Noodles Feb 22nd, 2007 10:04 PM

Look out You said his name noob now he's gonna freak out!!!!!!!!

MarioRPG Feb 22nd, 2007 10:25 PM

Ah man, now I'ma mix you guys up agaaain.

THE MOCK WARRIOR Feb 22nd, 2007 10:39 PM

I love to chat!

liquidstatik Feb 22nd, 2007 11:03 PM

i love to fuuuck

liquidstatik Feb 22nd, 2007 11:03 PM

and smoooke

Moobs Feb 22nd, 2007 11:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noob3 (Post 473479)
change ur name to moob3

I would if I could :( Willie once asked me to change my name as well because his last name is Mobbs or something. I'm sure that you would probably be quite annoyed if I really were to change my name to moob3, so i lose every way :(

Moobs Feb 22nd, 2007 11:06 PM

its ok noodles he saved me by adding a digit ;o

liquidstatik Feb 22nd, 2007 11:07 PM

is it bad that im 19 and sometimes my d*ck just doesn't wanna work? ;<

Moobs Feb 22nd, 2007 11:18 PM

You gettin' the stoner's 'Mr Floppy' after effects? ;o

Lenor Feb 22nd, 2007 11:19 PM

danny sweetie.. WTF are you talking about? hahahahha I <3 you!


Noob .. would you change your gf for me .. ha .. kidding .. or :lol

bigtimecow Feb 23rd, 2007 12:24 AM

i just got warioware and wii play

i am going to play them!

liquidstatik Feb 23rd, 2007 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moobs (Post 473530)
You gettin' the stoner's 'Mr Floppy' after effects? ;o

idkk it happens on days that im sober i guess that might be it if its like after years of use ;<

it's kind of embarassing :x

kahljorn Feb 23rd, 2007 02:34 AM

it's called impotence

there are drugs and plants for that ;o

liquidstatik Feb 23rd, 2007 02:34 AM

either wayy, i do not approve >:

kahljorn Feb 23rd, 2007 02:35 AM

there's a lot of plants that can be taken as aphrodesiacs you should try those ;o ;o ;o

liquidstatik Feb 23rd, 2007 02:35 AM

i don't wanna take medicine, i'm 19. i should be f*ckin with no problem.

it's not like ALL the time, idkkkkk
sometimes it's good and then all of a sudden i'm up in 'er and it decides it's not happy anymore and then im like god damnit and have to like stare at my d*ck goin in her for a long time before it wants to get back up to par

kahljorn Feb 23rd, 2007 02:36 AM

oooooOOOoh, maybe you're gay.

lol jk

liquidstatik Feb 23rd, 2007 02:37 AM

what kind of plants? and how do you take plants? :x

liquidstatik Feb 23rd, 2007 02:37 AM

hey i was thinkin that but i don't wanna fuck a dude to find out!

liquidstatik Feb 23rd, 2007 02:38 AM

cuz then if i'm not that'd be so weird ;_;

kahljorn Feb 23rd, 2007 02:43 AM

well it depends on the plant but for the most part you'd probably be taking either extracts or pills, or maybe making a tea yourself or something. just look up aprhrodisiacs.. or... here's a site where you can order all kinds of legal drugs i mean herbal ethneobotanicals FOR MEDICINE
http://www.bouncingbearbotanicals.com/

I can't really remember the names of the herbal aphrodisiacs so you might have to look them up ;o if you click the herbs under the herbal page it gives you a description of what it is used for.
Notice they sell toad there ;o lol
also ayahausca, amanita muscaria (legal berserker shrooms) and san pedro a legal peyote replacement.


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