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Moobs Feb 26th, 2007 03:50 PM

No he liked bondage...yeah it wasn't nice at all :/ The guy he raped was actually a good friend. Also this teacher was french so we all think he's going to be the prison bitch

Moobs Feb 26th, 2007 03:56 PM

UM ANYWAY HOW WAS EVERYONES DAY TODAY THE WEATHER WAS NICE OVER HERE :) :)

Seven Force Feb 26th, 2007 04:03 PM

The weather started out nice but now it will be giving way to afternoon showers and storms

liquidstatik Feb 26th, 2007 04:24 PM

it feels wonderful here :]

Grislygus Feb 26th, 2007 04:32 PM

'Sall rainy and grey over here, as usual.

liquidstatik Feb 26th, 2007 04:44 PM

whurr do you live? :x

Fathom Zero Feb 26th, 2007 04:54 PM

Amazonia.

Grislygus Feb 26th, 2007 04:59 PM

The boondocks o' OREEGAWN.

Fathom Zero Feb 26th, 2007 05:07 PM

As if there is such a thing.

Grislygus Feb 26th, 2007 05:09 PM

So i herd u liek mudkipz

Goat Cheese Feb 26th, 2007 05:28 PM

lol u herd rite.

Moobs Feb 26th, 2007 05:33 PM

guys you're being gay. The bad type

MattJack Feb 26th, 2007 05:36 PM

I hate blacks

Fathom Zero Feb 26th, 2007 05:39 PM

I heard you like the "d".

Seven Force Feb 26th, 2007 05:43 PM

i hate blacks too

now what fathom

MattJack Feb 26th, 2007 05:45 PM

Hey guys, you know why women fake orgasms?

Fathom Zero Feb 26th, 2007 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seven Force (Post 475757)
i hate blacks too

now what fathom

Well, I guess I hate whitey.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 475758)
Hey guys, you know why women fake orgasms?

Because they can sense your inadequacy, just like your kindergarten teacher.

MarioRPG Feb 26th, 2007 05:49 PM

Woah woah, calm down guys. I mean really.

MattJack Feb 26th, 2007 05:52 PM

Because they think we care

MattJack Feb 26th, 2007 05:53 PM

you were close though buddy! I got to go to 99cent Margaritas now. Wish me drunk luck!

liquidstatik Feb 26th, 2007 05:54 PM

GUYS I LIKE POSTING IN THE CHAT ROOM THREAD AND ALL BUT WHEN Y'ALL START GAYING IT UP THERES NOT MUCH FOR ME TO SAY YA KNOW

Fathom Zero Feb 26th, 2007 05:55 PM

You know, one of these days, I'm gonna make a leather-bound book of this thread alone. I'll be famous.

Reply #26001

Seven Force Feb 26th, 2007 06:01 PM

no one in their right mind is going to want to read this

Seven Force Feb 26th, 2007 06:02 PM

and i know, because ive read all of it

liquidstatik Feb 26th, 2007 06:06 PM

ditto lol

if i've been gone for a week or so ill go through the previous pages 'til i find a post by me and read from that post to the newest :x

some chapters are great ;<

Womti Feb 26th, 2007 06:37 PM

GUYS YOU GUYS MYSPACE CHAT IS WHERE IT'S AT :rolleyes

liquidstatik Feb 26th, 2007 06:45 PM

i bet i have more friends on myspace than you :o

Womti Feb 26th, 2007 06:56 PM

I BET :(

Fathom Zero Feb 26th, 2007 07:38 PM

I lolled.

liquidstatik Feb 26th, 2007 07:48 PM

i guess my sister got hit too hard and now she's being flown to the hospital cuz she had a seizure :x

Fathom Zero Feb 26th, 2007 08:17 PM

You know, "no" to girls means "yes". So I don't think you did anything wrong.

Lenor Feb 26th, 2007 09:02 PM

Danny aka liquid is on my top 4 people on myspace :lol

He's special, And talks to random girls, then find out they are stalking him from this board. Interesting

That chik still wont respond to me, I think I intimidated her with my witty 'STOP TRYING TO FUCK DANNY HES TAKEN' message.

liquidstatik Feb 26th, 2007 10:11 PM

ahahhahahhahahahha
she asked if you were my gf

GOOD JOB, JERK
I COULD HAVE PUT IT IN BETWEEENN HER BOOBS I BET

liquidstatik Feb 26th, 2007 10:12 PM

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A CADDIILLLAC

Lenor Feb 26th, 2007 10:21 PM

-Welcome to the I-mockery soap opera thread-
Where everyone, knows everyone else's personal lives, without ever meeting them.
Lets continue on .. episode 340,432, Lenor deterred liquid away from getting laid.
But liquid, I only thought I was helping you out. You just got a new girlfriend, and this other girl is trying to take you away!
Please oh' Please, don't be mad at me!

:blah

MattJack Feb 26th, 2007 10:33 PM

I'm still alive! 99 cent margaritas will do you in though. What's happened since I've been gone?

Fathom Zero Feb 26th, 2007 10:36 PM

I pitched a rousing book idea to less than responsive masses.

How 'bout you?

MattJack Feb 26th, 2007 10:38 PM

I drank about 8 margaritas and flirted with the el salvadorian girl at the bar. I kinda like her. She has a nice smile and she's cute. Her accent is nice. What should I do?

Sincerely,
Confused

Lenor Feb 26th, 2007 10:41 PM

HA, When you call my phone between 10pm est - 4am est, it plays Margaritaville, instead of ringing. Some other time it plays panic at the disco -i write sins not tragedies, and then some new emoish punk sounding song during 9amEST- 5pmEST.

Yes, I have realized, I have problems, and most likely an OCD complex with shopping.

MattJack Feb 26th, 2007 10:44 PM

Your advice sucks harder than a vacuum. I need real advice. Where is liquid when I need him!??@@?@?@?@!?!?!!!!?!!

Esuohlim Feb 26th, 2007 10:44 PM

If Pub saw this thread he'd probably spin in is grave :(

Lenor Feb 26th, 2007 10:58 PM

Oh. Pub said hi to the board.

I misses him on here :sad

Matt, you drank too much, thought you made actual words, and she was just being nice to you, so she could make a clean break. Stop drinking so much, remember that your not a 'stud' when your drunk, your an idiot that drools alot.
Stop stalking her!

liquidstatik Feb 26th, 2007 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 475869)
If Pub saw this thread he'd probably spin in is grave :(

as much as i agree, i've been too embarassed to agree ;<

MattJack Feb 26th, 2007 11:11 PM

You can go ahead and think that momma. I go there every week you dumb cunt. I don't think I'm passed out drunk or close to it even. I know how to tell if a woman is flirting with me or not, you know body language and things you say to a boy are kind of a bitch. I saw your picture however. I wouldn't come on to you if I had a choice between you and a knife to my d*ck.

I know your reply is gonna be,

"WELL YOU KNOW I SAW YOUR PICZ AND THEY WERE FUGLY TOO SO YEA I WOULDNT TALK TO YOU NEVER!"

The simple fact of the matter is, I'm not looking for a san fransisco dyke's opinion on what I should do with this girl who has given me her number and has blantantly come on to me.

Your location says "getting laid." I doubt you have gotten laid by anything reasonably attractive in the last, I don't know, ever. Sure he's cute and seems to be a good guy, but he's only 16 and doesn't know any better. Besides, I'm gagging from Louisiana from your corpse smelling vagina over the internet.

It's called a knife, shove it in your throat.

MattJack Feb 26th, 2007 11:19 PM

Where did you go Lenor? Write in your livejournal?

Dear Livejournal,

MattJack is so queer!!!! He lyke, totally think's i'm a frisco dyke, whatev that means. I called Bobby today, he couldn't come over because he has high school tomorroz. GGGrrrrrr. I guess I have to wait til 3pm tomorrow then try and trap him in my mom's house again so maybe he can smell my canyon of hell. I really like it when boys go "down there" because it makes me all squirmish. Not because they know what they are doing, but bcuz I like how they pass out and are left to me and my bidding! >_<! Ohhhhhh I can't wait! I hope his pubic hairs have come in, cuz I make this great pubic hair fajita taco. Itz so delicious. Have you tried it yet LJ? No? Well Illz totally save a plate (that is if I don't eat it all!!!@!##%#$^$#@%$~~!!!) and let you try!

Oh yea, my avatar on IMockeryz is liek, fabulous. I drew it all by myselves! Can you believe it?! HAHAHAHA ME EITHER I'm SO GOOD AT ART. I MEMEBER IN ART THE TEACHER TOLD ME I WAS BEETER THAN THE BLIND KID! WOWZ! He sure was good!

NEways, I have to go back to flogging my hole with a wrench.

Lenor

Lenor Feb 26th, 2007 11:27 PM

WOAH ,SLOW DOWN COWBOY!

I'm not from San Fran, I'm from NY.
I am bi, not a complete dyke.

I am 23, I'm attending college to be a sex therapist, so I'm pretty sure I enjoy sex, although 16 is a little young for me. They at least have to be legal.

It's called a stroke, that which happens when you take things said, too far.

Fathom Zero Feb 26th, 2007 11:35 PM

That's the last straw MattJack.


You're on my buddy-list now, mister. >:

Goat Cheese Feb 26th, 2007 11:37 PM

Why do dogs lick themselves in THAT place?

Lenor Feb 27th, 2007 12:11 AM

OMG ZERO HAS ANOTHER CRACK-HEAD TO BEFRIEND!

noob3 Feb 27th, 2007 02:34 AM

i am going to sleep after fending off swarms of rabid tool fans

cliff steele & I are lucky we made it out alive!!

Lenor Feb 27th, 2007 02:44 AM

noob, why did you go see a show, when you dont even like the main band?

crazy boi'

Lenor Feb 27th, 2007 06:38 AM

AOL MESSENGER IS TEMPORARILY UNAVAILABLE

Cliff Steele Feb 27th, 2007 10:00 AM

hey guys help me reenact the isis show

just yell isis and clap alot everytime you hear boring music that drones on for 15 minutes

Black Flag Feb 27th, 2007 10:19 AM

you guys should've went to see jesu instead

Cliff Steele Feb 27th, 2007 10:35 AM

jesu dropped off for some reason, intronaut were pretty good and torche also, torche had alot more energy and were the only ones who acted like they cared about being there

Womti Feb 27th, 2007 10:42 AM

holy shit JESUOHLIM :eek

Lenor Feb 27th, 2007 12:45 PM

WHAT, please, just stop.

Your not funny nor witty, hell I'm not even sure you were born with having a sense of humor gene.

Go to Barnes and Noble, and pick up the book 'Idiot's guide to making people laugh".

Terra Feb 27th, 2007 01:03 PM

your making an assumption that what can read. you know, actual paragraphs and long wordy words?

noob3 Feb 27th, 2007 01:15 PM

"uh can somone move that black mustang? black mustang, needs to get moved!"

tourche guy:

"BLACK MUSTANG IS GONNA GET TOOOOWEEEEDD"

Lenor Feb 27th, 2007 01:40 PM

Im talking exactly about post JUST LIKE THAT noob XD haha <3

Moobs Feb 27th, 2007 03:39 PM


Black Flag Feb 27th, 2007 04:01 PM

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...=23927&page=17

Moobs Feb 27th, 2007 04:06 PM

yeah that post doesnt matter anymore im going to edit it with a picture of some kittens

Moobs Feb 27th, 2007 04:08 PM

uhhh it leads to your profile, spooky

Fathom Zero Feb 27th, 2007 05:19 PM

Holy shit, the Dow closed at -415 points today.

Fathom Zero Feb 27th, 2007 06:09 PM

WEHRE IN THE WORLD IS MARC SUMMERS?

liquidstatik Feb 27th, 2007 06:40 PM

HEY I REMEMBER MARC SUMMERS WHERE IS HEEEE

Moobs Feb 27th, 2007 06:51 PM

I remember him getting asked where his avatar was from like 3 times a day or something ;o

noob3 Feb 27th, 2007 09:18 PM

who let you in the rainbow club moobs

Lenor Feb 27th, 2007 09:21 PM

Noob ive been asking that question for awhile now.

I think he just invited himself in.

noob3 Feb 27th, 2007 09:23 PM

oh well i mean what're ya gona do bout it anyways :(

Fathom Zero Feb 27th, 2007 09:51 PM

Fuck you colored people.

liquidstatik Feb 27th, 2007 09:52 PM

hey now

Fathom Zero Feb 27th, 2007 10:17 PM


Moobs Feb 28th, 2007 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noob3 (Post 476197)
who let you in the rainbow club moobs

i thought it was a group of people who help eachother with homsexual and rainbow related problems. I don't want to be alone ;<

Womti Feb 28th, 2007 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra (Post 476006)
your making an assumption that what can read. you know, actual paragraphs and long wordy words?

how the hell else would I post here >:

noob3 Feb 28th, 2007 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Moobs (Post 476304)
i thought it was a group of people who help eachother with homsexual and rainbow related problems. I don't want to be alone ;<

excellent answer but you really need to get MSN and attend our meetings if you really want to be a part of the club i mean it's not exactly the easiest thing to get into we're kind of exclusive if uknow what imean what kind of problems do you have and how can we help you

Lenor Feb 28th, 2007 03:40 PM

noob, those meetings are secret, unless you really want me to post them..

muhah muhahaha muhahhahahahhahahahhah

noob3 Feb 28th, 2007 03:44 PM

oh yeah shit

Moobs Feb 28th, 2007 04:09 PM

oh yeah msn i have one of those

cestkathryn Feb 28th, 2007 04:26 PM

I feel so out of the homo-loop.

Seven Force Feb 28th, 2007 04:37 PM

it helps not to be a dick :(

liquidstatik Feb 28th, 2007 05:00 PM

yeah 7f stop being so mooody ;<

Noodles Feb 28th, 2007 05:02 PM

OH SNAP

cestkathryn Feb 28th, 2007 05:08 PM

It's gettin' thrown down here today!

liquidstatik Feb 28th, 2007 05:38 PM

hey kathryn you should try not having that as your avatar :x

Moobs Feb 28th, 2007 05:41 PM

yeah i like clockwork orange and everything but the whole angry look isn't doing it for me

Lenor Feb 28th, 2007 05:41 PM

:eek

its noodles

HAHAHA

Its not sevenforce. unless someone is trying to make me more crazy.

I was'nt sure, if it was Clockwork Orange or the lead singer of Panic At The Disco.

liquidstatik Feb 28th, 2007 05:43 PM

guys i have to clean the whole house today, UGH

Lenor Feb 28th, 2007 05:49 PM

Oh fuck, Danny has to actually get off his ass, and do something.

No, your every 3 minute, cigarette breaks, do not count Hun.

<3 you

Lenor Feb 28th, 2007 05:52 PM

That angry look is HOT!

blue eyes, lip ring, light complexion, with a hint of sadistic bastard.

Noodles Feb 28th, 2007 05:55 PM

Eyes? I kinda see a nose fishing hook,with a hint of I JUST WANNA BE COOL!

cestkathryn Feb 28th, 2007 05:58 PM

its my temporary avatar until i can make a different one. in the meantime, don't stare too deeply into those baby blues.

Lenor Feb 28th, 2007 06:05 PM

Noodles, your from Idaho or Kentucky, maybe one of those other great inbred states, so I'm guessing. Since if you lived anywhere, but in your brothers bed with him, you might know, what's the 'scene'


BITCH

cestkathryn Feb 28th, 2007 06:07 PM

there i changed it to elisha cuthbert turning into a zombie. i'll make something purdy later today/tonight.

Noodles Feb 28th, 2007 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenor (Post 476382)
Noodles, your from Idaho or Kentucky, maybe one of those other great inbred states, so I'm guessing. Since if you lived anywhere, but in your brothers bed with him, you might know, what's the 'scene'


BITCH

I hate our state being called the #1 state with fat people :(

Esuohlim Feb 28th, 2007 06:12 PM

HEY GUYS NICE THREAD

>:

Lenor Feb 28th, 2007 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Noodles (Post 476385)
I hate our state being called the #1 state with fat people :(

What is this 'our' you speak of?

Noodles Feb 28th, 2007 06:18 PM

I INSLAVE PEOPLE

Lenor Feb 28th, 2007 06:20 PM

Milhouse, this thread is 1,044 pages.
:confused:

WHY MUST YOU CRITISIZE ME, SO?


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