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Kitsa Oct 6th, 2008 04:39 PM

k.

EDIT: SHIT, THE PAGE BRAK SNEAKED UP ON ME! I WAS ON THE OTHER PAGE BEFORE!

:pagebrak

dirtyxblondexdame Oct 6th, 2008 04:44 PM

can we start a "best i-mockery forum rack" thread? i bet i'd be the only participant LOL

Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 04:59 PM


Dixie Oct 6th, 2008 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 585259)

:love:love:love

Pub Lover Oct 6th, 2008 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 585222)
I'm far too limp-wristed to get the haka right, but I imagine in certain types my performance would induce much more fear. :(

:confused

Kitsa Oct 6th, 2008 05:39 PM

had to revisit it?

Pub Lover Oct 6th, 2008 05:41 PM

Yeah. :(
Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 585222)
I'm far too limp-wristed to get the haka right, but I imagine in certain types my performance would induce much more fear than the traditional style. :(


executioneer Oct 6th, 2008 05:48 PM

TADAO YOU'RE NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO VISITS CUTEOVERLOAD.COM ON A REG. BASIS FYI

dirtyxblondexdame Oct 6th, 2008 05:49 PM

cuteoverload is awesome. helps when i'm thinking of killing customers. or coworkers.

Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 05:50 PM

BUT I AM THE ONLY ONE WHO SHARES IT.


OMG SQUEEEEEE!

Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 05:58 PM

Like OMG

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9QDYJuDfe4

dirtyxblondexdame Oct 6th, 2008 06:01 PM


Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 08:52 PM


Kitsa Oct 6th, 2008 09:13 PM

I'm totally gonna make my poodle a people skirt for halloween.

I was out walking her tonight and made the idiotic decision of bringing along the cats in their cart thing (long story) and this big labradoodle lunged at her and snarled and she took off like a horse that'd been slapped extra hard on the ass and if she'd been tethered to that cart the cats'd be in Outer Mongolia by now.

Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 09:17 PM

Lol! Tell us the long story Kitsa, I'm gonna get some marshmallows. BRB

Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 09:17 PM


Kitsa Oct 6th, 2008 09:22 PM

You're a barrel of lolz, tadao.

Asila Oct 6th, 2008 09:26 PM

I hate tests that make me question my career decision >:

Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 09:26 PM

Why are you pulling cats on a cart, their lazy ass legs better be broken.

Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 09:27 PM

No wonder the neighbors avoid you you crazy lady!

Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 09:29 PM

Your neighbors are dumb though, I wish I could get drunk and watch you pull cats around in a cart to a house with zombie barbie dolls. Then I'd put on my pants and go back inside.

Kitsa Oct 6th, 2008 09:33 PM

I make life INTERESTING.

Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 09:50 PM




So cute.

Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 09:51 PM

How dangerous are wild sloths anyways?

Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 10:03 PM

GOD DAMMIT KISTA, I MUST KNOW WHY YOU ARE PULLING CATS ON A CART AROUND THE NEIGHBORHOOD. I HAVE A IDEA, BUT I HAVE AT LEAST 6 OF THEM AND ALL PROBABLY WRONG.

Pub Lover Oct 6th, 2008 10:12 PM


Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 10:17 PM



would have been better, i don't want to talk about little girls.

Pub Lover Oct 6th, 2008 10:43 PM

The topic is headaches. :(

Pub Lover Oct 6th, 2008 10:44 PM

Plus I was lying about that whole thing about shaping the topic bullshit. :(

Please stop reading my posts. :(

Pub Lover Oct 6th, 2008 10:45 PM

That was the first pic even related to my search term of 'headsplitting' that was safe for work.

I mean, who the hell wants to look at dicks cleaved in twain?

Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 10:48 PM

Not I, I've seen enough of those.

liquidstatik Oct 6th, 2008 10:51 PM

PACMAN why do decent lookin ******s fuck the ugliest fattest white girls? :eek

Pub Lover Oct 6th, 2008 10:52 PM

In person?
Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 585426)
I BET HALF YOU GUYS NEVER EVEN SMOKED SOJME WEED GET OUT THIS THREAD >:

I HAVE, AND IT SUCKED >:

SUCKED MY DICK, YOU PUSSY FACED BITCH >:

liquidstatik Oct 6th, 2008 10:53 PM

DRUNKS CAN NEVER BE SATISFIED

liquidstatik Oct 6th, 2008 10:54 PM

:rolleyes

Pub Lover Oct 6th, 2008 11:00 PM

probably. :(
Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 585428)
PACMAN why do decent lookin ******s fuck the ugliest fattest white girls? :eek

Because they know they are making a white daddy cry somewhere.

Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 11:03 PM

LS, are you not grounded from the computer anymore?

liquidstatik Oct 6th, 2008 11:03 PM

the rich daddy of a hot sl*t wuld cry more i bet

liquidstatik Oct 6th, 2008 11:04 PM

i do no tget grounded i forgot my password and then forgot to remember it D:

Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 11:48 PM

WHY DO I FEEL LIKE I SHOULDN'T MAKE THE GIRLS CRY :(

Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 11:48 PM

I'M A SEXIST!

liquidstatik Oct 6th, 2008 11:53 PM

THE SEXYIST MAYBE :*

Asila Oct 6th, 2008 11:54 PM

Who are you provoking into tears?

Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 11:54 PM

: puke

Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 585467)
Who are you provoking into tears?

No one, but in my heart I know I should be.

Tadao Oct 6th, 2008 11:56 PM

stupid chivalry

Asila Oct 7th, 2008 12:06 AM

It'll be okay

Pub Lover Oct 7th, 2008 12:09 AM

T, you're unlikely to ever meet them & you could probably find better just by tossing bricks out your window.

Let them have it. ;) :orgasm >: :yum :wank

Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 12:12 AM

I ment by being mean to them Pub :(

Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 12:13 AM

:x

Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 12:13 AM


Pub Lover Oct 7th, 2008 12:16 AM

I can't remember which translation it was, but I got less than a chapter into that book. :(

Pub Lover Oct 7th, 2008 12:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 585481)
I ment by being mean to them Pub :(

I'm sure you could multitask that in. ;) :hypno :x >: :lol

Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 12:18 AM

I love the book, whats gay is that the windmill is only 1 small part of the story and not even the most exciting.

Asila Oct 7th, 2008 12:27 AM

I've never gotten through it either, as far as I can recollect, hmmm

Neen Oct 7th, 2008 12:31 AM

They might be giants!

Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 02:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Asila (Post 585507)
nuh-uh

ripped stockings are hot

Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 02:56 AM

THIS IS A HORRIBLE THING TO DO TO A BUNNY :(


Pub Lover Oct 7th, 2008 03:17 AM

ONLY BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU HOT FOR IT

Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 03:26 AM

I'M SORRY JESUS

Kitsa Oct 7th, 2008 10:18 AM

I have the original in Spanish (actually I think Castilian) and I'm kind of meh about it. I think I'd like it a lot more if the general concept hadn't been Broadwayed and Lawrence-Welked to death.

Does anyone else feel okay when they first wake up and then like 20 minutes later feel like they want to go to sleep again? I swear that happens to me every damn morning.

dirtyxblondexdame Oct 7th, 2008 10:52 AM

8am sales meeting over and i didn't get picked on once!! WOOHOO!

Neen Oct 7th, 2008 11:17 AM

I would say go to bed earlier, maybe eat less in the evening, and perhaps go for a light walk before you hit the hay.

But I'm pretty sure you have me on ignore, so whatever.

dirtyxblondexdame Oct 7th, 2008 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 585547)
Does anyone else feel okay when they first wake up and then like 20 minutes later feel like they want to go to sleep again? I swear that happens to me every damn morning.

i usually feel like that after an hour or two. i get alot of energy when i'm getting ready and commuting to work, but then when i get here i crash. i go to sleep fairly early, i think it's just my natural laziness showing.

dirtyxblondexdame Oct 7th, 2008 03:37 PM

what, did i kill the thread? WHY NOBODY LIKES ME?!?!?!??!

god i am so bored.

pac-man Oct 7th, 2008 03:38 PM

You killed it! You murderer!

Pub Lover Oct 7th, 2008 03:40 PM

LOCK AND THREAD BACKUPS TIME, THIS THREAD IS DEAD!

Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 03:42 PM

lets vote on it

Esuohlim Oct 7th, 2008 03:45 PM

This thread is the pits!

Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 04:03 PM


wobzire Oct 7th, 2008 04:11 PM

Nice Tadao! You always manage to save this thread just in time.

Esuohlim Oct 7th, 2008 04:16 PM

:eek

Pub Lover Oct 7th, 2008 04:26 PM

I HATE ANIMALS, STOP POSTING THAT SHIT IN HERE >:

JESUS CHRIST, WE CHASED OFF JEANETTE FOR A REASON >:

Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 04:30 PM

WELL I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT IT :tear

Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 04:41 PM

On to the next topic!

Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 04:41 PM


Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 04:45 PM

Accept that I get to play in the world of hellokitty tomorrow with 12 year old asian girls and pedophiles.

Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 04:53 PM

A bunch of tales from the darkside are playing right now on scifi channel. AND YES I WORK FOR THEIR ADVERTISING DEPARTMENT.

Kitsa Oct 7th, 2008 05:36 PM

I love tales from the darkside, although the theme song scared the everloving shit out of me when I was a kid.

My favorite was "The Cutty Black Sow".

When I was out today I started losing peripheral vision in my right eye, which was alarming because I'm not used to migraines and that stuff. Then I started seeing flashing dots, like that test at the eye doctor's where you have to press the button when you see it flashing. My mom said I was getting a migraine and I didn't believe her. Then I got walloped in the head with a sledgehammer or something. Dear god, I can't move without wanting to puke and I don't even know if what I'm saying is coherent.

Of course my dog picks this time to go on a wild barking spree and the neighbor kids start in with know what know what know what know what know what.

:shocked:suicide

Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 05:41 PM

Yeah, when I was a kid the trees turning into negative bugged me a lot.

Did the sledge hammer feel like the left or right side?

Kitsa Oct 7th, 2008 05:43 PM

That was the weird thing...the vision problems were all on the right side and the sledgehammer got me on the left.

Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 05:46 PM

was the sledge hammer thing a lobe pain or a face/head pain?

Kitsa Oct 7th, 2008 05:49 PM

It was like someone bashed a sledgehammer with full force into my left eye socket and cheekbone. I had to look in a mirror to make sure my face wasn't drooping- thought I was having a stroke.

Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 05:52 PM

That is confusing then. I think you should seek medical attention. Don't die K? You are one of the only people who keep me in check and the world would suffer if you were deaded.

Asila Oct 7th, 2008 05:54 PM

Actually, that does sound exactly like a migraine. I normally get the sledge-hammer right behind the eye thing and the vision problems on the same side, but I've had it on opposite sides before. I've got a mild one now, as a matter of fact.

Kitsa Oct 7th, 2008 05:55 PM

It's actually not as bad as it was. The vision thing scared me. Now it's down to a manageable tension headache on the left side of my face. For a while there, believe me, I was thinking ER. And I HATE ERs.

Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 05:56 PM

If she dies, I will be come the first plauge upon the earth and the final days will begin!

Kitsa Oct 7th, 2008 05:57 PM

I doubt I'll die from this. Not from (corporation name deleted)'s lack of trying.

Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 05:59 PM

I'm feeling much better now actually.


Kitsa Oct 7th, 2008 06:13 PM

Ye gods I'm gonna try and sleep this off.

Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 06:17 PM

You are medically trained and therefor know the dangers of self diagnosing. That said, be well.

Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 06:20 PM

Well, maybe not medically trained, but you have seen a lot of people walk into the ER later than they should have. I bet they knew what was going on with their body at the time too and listened to their mums.

Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 06:21 PM

I sure know how to make a person feel better : pub

Kitsa Oct 7th, 2008 06:21 PM

I was medically trained. I just didn't finish med school. Got pretty damn far though.

dirtyxblondexdame Oct 7th, 2008 06:32 PM

I went to school for medical billing and everyone in my office is constantly asking me to diagnose them.

Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 06:49 PM

Dame : something about you screams "Crazy stalker ex-girlfriend"

Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 07:49 PM


wobzire Oct 7th, 2008 07:59 PM

That looks like a blast.

Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 08:01 PM

:defensemode
Yeah. Well, your grandma bought you WOW for your bday.

Tadao Oct 7th, 2008 08:02 PM

fucking Canadians


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