ha ha funny man.

Do you think your wu-tang style can defeat me?

en garde!

I dont really like you that much :\

hey guys goold ol'd schimid here!

whats the haps, freinds o mine??

hahah boy howdy you guys really have a great thread here!

oh and in that first post i meant to say "freinds" instead of "freinds" sorry i'll try to do better!

whoops sorry again guys "friends"

Are you sure this is a great thread? Are you sure it's not the gravitational pull of homowners mighty ego that has drawn all this "greatness" here? I mean it's like he said, he's sooo cool that like he already has three whole frigin pages of hate against him. Man, you better balance that into your checkbook, that's pure value! Like gold or something.

Or rupees.

Or ****** semen.

It's funny because I used a racial slur, which in no way contributed to the funniness (or lack thereof) of this post.

Are we still posting in this shitty thread?

Yes. You are all drawn to my sheer ass kickery.

I don't like this therad.

Wait fuck I made a tyop

fukc

i can't fEDIT ANHYTHG!

Are you trying to be completely over the top with your narcissism? Because it's not working.

That is because in actuality, I am an extremely insecure person. I like to act narcissistic over the internet to make up for the inadequacies in my life. True story.

Me too but when I do it I don't fuck up horribly

I don't know about you guys but homowner is a rebel.

in a bad way.

You know what else doesn't contribute to your posts being funny?

You.

hey guys just stopping in again before i grab a bite to eat, HEY i saw something really cool wanna know what it was?

i'll tell you! it was a cat, i think he got run over

at first i was like, ew, super gross! right? well then my friend, like, said the same thing so we agreed!

it was the craziest thing ever! and you know what happened after that? we went to denny's and ate!

i got the grand slam breakfast, i think, but he got something like the rooty tooty or something that sounded gay lol!

oh wait no that's ihop but still denny's has good pancakes and at affordable prices!