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Lenor Feb 7th, 2007 10:45 AM

kahl it was perverted an dirrty... shhhhhh

kahljorn Feb 7th, 2007 11:05 AM

I still don't get it.

Lenor Feb 7th, 2007 11:12 AM

the crazy lyrics kid gets it.. and u dont .. wts

kahljorn Feb 7th, 2007 11:28 AM

So your joke was.. um.. a.. song.. about jumping?
what the fuck is funny about that? What you said doesn't even fit into the song, you just said the word jump.

HAHA LENORE ILL MAKE SURE TO PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR JOKES MORE IN THE FUTURE

get it? PAY ATTENTION? hahahahahahahaha

Homowner Feb 7th, 2007 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 468166)
PAY ATTENTION


I've got war on my mind blood on my hands
And love on my head
So open your hands open your mouth
Let it be said
You know I've got it mad in my mind
Don't waste my time it's not going to change
So say what you want spit it out loud
Into my face

And I'll pay no attention

They're gonna tell you where to walk
When to smile and just what to say
They say have your own fun
Make your own mind
And don't make no waves
But if you got a handful of change
Don't throw it away it's gonna come
So say what you want, suck all my
Suck on my brain

And I'll pay no attention

kahljorn Feb 7th, 2007 12:48 PM

OMG HE GOT IT :rave

(jk i actually just made up pay attention like lenor did and then pretended afterwards like i meant it all along)

(OR DID I?)

Womti Feb 7th, 2007 01:39 PM

I turn on the tube and what do I see
A whole lotta people cryin' "Don't blame me"
They point their crooked little fingers ar everybody else
Spend all their time feelin' sorry for themselves
Victim of this, victim of that
Your momma's too thin; your daddy's too fat

Get over it
Get over it
All this whinin' and cryin' and pitchin' a fit
Get over it, get over it

You say you haven't been the same since you had your little crash
But you might feel better if I gave you some cash
The more I think about it, Old Billy was right
Let's kill all the lawyers, kill 'em tonight
You don't want to work, you want to live like a king
But the big, bad world doesn't owe you a thing

Get over it
Get over it
If you don't want to play, then you might as well split
Get over it, Get over it

It's like going to confession every time I hear you speak
You're makin' the most of your losin' streak
Some call it sick, but I call it weak

You drag it around like a ball and chain
You wallow in the guilt; you wallow in the pain
You wave it like a flag, you wear it like a crown
Got your mind in the gutter, bringin' everybody down
Complain about the present and blame it on the past
I'd like to find your inner child and kick its little ass

Get over it
Get over it
All this bitchin' and moanin' and pitchin' a fit
Get over it, get over it

Get over it
Get over it
It's gotta stop sometime, so why don't you quit
Get over it, get over it

Lenor Feb 8th, 2007 03:36 AM

Guitar FUck: This rule you want to make, wouldnt it subsuquently drop your chubby ass outta here real quick?

Kahl: I just felt the need to inform you of the massive serverity of your joke.

liquidstatik Feb 12th, 2007 03:52 PM

guys please don't try and explain jokes to each other kaaayy?

Lenor Feb 12th, 2007 05:59 PM

liquid, sweetie, did you intentionaly bump this thread to post last?

PostWhore :love


Kahl and I, are ok now. :rave

Fathom Zero Feb 12th, 2007 06:11 PM

lol Lenor's got a boner.

Terra Feb 12th, 2007 06:13 PM

and you know what a boner is??

Lenor Feb 12th, 2007 06:19 PM

Obviously not..

Missing the proper equipment, nor can I piss standing up.

Fathom Zero Feb 12th, 2007 06:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra (Post 470448)
and you know what a boner is??

I know what a fat vagina is.

Terra Feb 12th, 2007 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 470454)
I know what a fat vagina is.

and i suppose you've thrown your hot dog down that corridor?

Fathom Zero Feb 12th, 2007 06:42 PM

No, and I don't think I want to either.

Terra Feb 12th, 2007 06:44 PM

that's good. it could make you bitter as an old man

Homowner Feb 12th, 2007 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra (Post 470464)
that's good. it could make you bitter as an old man


So that's how I got this way.

kahljorn Feb 12th, 2007 10:42 PM

what's with this "okay" thing just because you talked to me on aim doesnt mean we're friends. TALKING IS NONCONCLUSIVE FOR FRIENDSHIP.

Terra Feb 12th, 2007 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 470582)
what's with this "okay" thing just because you talked to me on aim doesnt mean we're friends. TALKING IS NONCONCLUSIVE FOR FRIENDSHIP.

if you want non friendship abuse just talk to me: valdonia on google

i promise to hate you forever!! :)

Seven Force Feb 13th, 2007 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 470582)
what's with this "okay" thing just because you talked to me on aim doesnt mean we're friends. TALKING IS NONCONCLUSIVE FOR FRIENDSHIP.

Can we ever be friends, Kahl?

Lenor Feb 13th, 2007 12:18 AM

Kahl DID I SAY WE WERE FRIENDS? NOPE

I SAID 'OKAY'

blah blah blah.. shut up or ill revert back ... blah blah blah

kahljorn Feb 13th, 2007 01:42 AM

seven force i like you. You make me laugh.

Sometimes you make me uncomfortable though so i just hide my face :(

Homowner Feb 13th, 2007 10:31 AM

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I seen you 'round for a long long time
I really 'membered you when you drink my wine

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I seen you walkin' down in Chinatown
I called you but you could not look around

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I bring my money to the welfare line
I see you standing in it every time

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friend




The color of your skin don't matter to me
As long as we can live in harmony

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I'd kinda like to be the President
so I can show you how your money's spent

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

Sometimes I don't speak too bright
but yet I know what I'm talking about

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I know you're working for the CIA
they wouldn't have you in the Mafia

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

Seven Force Feb 14th, 2007 12:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 470651)
seven force i like you. You make me laugh.

Sometimes you make me uncomfortable though so i just hide my face :(

Ok, so that's a good start. :)




...do you think we could ever be lovers, Kahl?


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