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hating_love_loving_hate Jun 6th, 2007 10:51 AM
If I had a time machine…
 
I’d kick my 15 year old self in the face! I googled myself the other day (which I sometimes do when I am drunk and lonely) and I ran across some really old posts on I-mockery, I would like to apologize to those of you who endured my ignorance. I always knew I made an ass of my self but holy mother of god! I didn’t relies how bad it really was. Any how I did miss your sarcasm and crazy antics even if at the time I was hated by all it was rightly so. So here I am again at I-mockery
and since I’m kind of newish now I thought I would say hi
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Supafly345 Jun 6th, 2007 11:00 AM
Haha, hey what's up man! Oh you haven't changed a bit!

Cosmo Electrolux Jun 6th, 2007 11:30 AM
:confused: did you post under a different screen name?

Esuohlim Jun 6th, 2007 01:24 PM
If I had a time machine I'd go forward in time to like year 2500 and rape a bunch of women then I'd keep travelling back one day from then and do it all over again so I'd have at least 450 years of raping women without consequences. But we're not talking about me here lol

hating_love_loving_hate Jun 6th, 2007 01:27 PM
Yes I did post under a different screen name

Esuohlim Jun 6th, 2007 01:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 492825)
If I had a time machine I'd go forward in time to like year 2500 and rape a bunch of women then I'd keep travelling back one day from then and do it all over again so I'd have at least 450 years of raping women without consequences. But we're not talking about me here lol
Although in the 2500 they probably will have rape prevention devices inserted in their vaginas so that's probably not a good idea after all :(

MetalMilitia Jun 6th, 2007 02:41 PM
By the year 2500 they might have super advanced sex-bots which are just like women but better.

Quote:
If I had a time machine I'd go forward in time to like year 2500 and rape a bunch of women then I'd keep travelling back one day from then and do it all over again so I'd have at least 450 years of raping women without consequences. But we're not talking about me here lol
That sounds like an episode of Quantum Leap I saw once :eek

Grislygus Jun 6th, 2007 03:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 492828)
Although in the 2500 they probably will have rape prevention devices inserted in their vaginas so that's probably not a good idea after all :(
We have that NOW, they're inverted needle condoms that women put into their snatch.

Fathom Zero Jun 6th, 2007 03:23 PM
I'm waiting for that one situation with the vindictive girlfriend to happen.

Grislygus Jun 6th, 2007 03:46 PM
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0780622

Sethomas Jun 6th, 2007 06:01 PM
Vagina Dentata, what a wonderful phrase.
Vagina Dentata, ain't no passin' craze.

kahljorn Jun 6th, 2007 07:18 PM
fuck now i keep singing Hakunamatata.

screw you sethomas.

FartinMowler Jun 6th, 2007 07:45 PM
Rongi (the year 2505)

Hello

Girl from the future

Hi

Rongi

you like my time machine?

Girl

Not really

Rongi

I'm going to rape you

Girl

women of the future only have a hole filled with acid to prevent child birth

Rongi

who said I want kids? :lol

MattJack Jun 6th, 2007 07:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Grislygus (Post 492837)
We have that NOW, they're inverted needle condoms that women put into their snatch.

executioneer Jun 6th, 2007 07:56 PM
if i had a time machine
i'd time machine in the morning
i'd time machine in the evening
all over this laaaaand
i'd time machine out danger
i'd time machine out waaaarning
i'd time machine out love between my brothers and my sisters
a-hall, all over this land

MetalMilitia Jun 6th, 2007 08:42 PM
When I was young I always figured that song was about Jesus carpentering.

DuFresne Jun 7th, 2007 01:23 AM
uh, Fartin? You do know Rongi hasn't posted at all in this thread, right?

Or did I miss a joke?

Fathom Zero Jun 7th, 2007 01:34 AM
When will then be now?

Soon.

HOW SOON!?

Sethomas Jun 7th, 2007 04:15 AM
When you say it's going to happen now,
when exactly do you mean?
See, I've already waited too long.
And all my hopes are gone.

FartinMowler Jun 7th, 2007 05:49 PM
Quote:
uh, Fartin? You do know Rongi hasn't posted at all in this thread, right?
I didn't even notice I did that...after a while people on this site all sound the same :\

noob3 Jun 7th, 2007 06:29 PM
if i had a time machine i'd go back in time and buy alot of apple/microsoft stock

Fathom Zero Jun 7th, 2007 08:38 PM
if I had a time machine, I'd buy stock in LIFE.

MattJack Jun 7th, 2007 09:05 PM
I'd go smoke a blunt and drink wine with Jesus Christ

DuFresne Jun 8th, 2007 12:56 AM
I'd go back 1 billion years, just to prove that the universe existed back then. Not that it hasn't been proven already, but you know some people :rolleyes

kahljorn Jun 9th, 2007 03:44 PM
wouldn't you probably die instantaneously if you went back in time 1 billion years ago? WHAT WOULD THAT PROVE?


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