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Pub Lover Sep 4th, 2005 11:09 PM


xbxDaniel Sep 4th, 2005 11:15 PM

Seems like it would be a safety hazard.


Pub Lover Sep 4th, 2005 11:22 PM

This is not the captions & silly pictures forum. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Sep 4th, 2005 11:23 PM

The page break is a holy thing, & not to be disrespected. :eek

Pub Lover Sep 4th, 2005 11:24 PM

Oh man, this is another new page & Hickman still hasn't been on. :x

Pub Lover Sep 4th, 2005 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim


JESSICA ALBA >:


Pub Lover Sep 4th, 2005 11:27 PM

I'm getting bored with that image, someone please find me a new one. :)

Pub Lover Sep 4th, 2005 11:28 PM

Postcount ++

xbxDaniel Sep 4th, 2005 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim


JESSICA ALBA >:

That picture is seriously freaking me out now. Her eyes follow you. I've been looking through the pages and I've seen that pic like eight times. It gets creepier and creepier. Not that Jessica Alba didn't scare me to begin with.

xbxDaniel Sep 4th, 2005 11:32 PM

How's this.

I guess it belongs with the other hug pictures though.

Pub Lover Sep 4th, 2005 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxMCj
Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim


JESSICA ALBA >:

That picture is seriously freaking me out now. Her eyes follow you. I've been looking through the pages and I've seen that pic like eight times. It gets creepier and creepier. Not that Jessica Alba didn't scare me to begin with.

Great choice, I'm gonna use that one now. Thanks xbxMCj. :)

Pub Lover Sep 4th, 2005 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxMCj
How's this. I guess it belongs with the other hug pictures though.

That picture belongs in a Kelly Chaos thread in the Captions forum. >:

xbxDaniel Sep 4th, 2005 11:52 PM

Are we done with the hugging pictures, or are we allowed to still post them?

Pub Lover Sep 4th, 2005 11:57 PM

I was ordered by former Administrator Esuohlim to give him 50 hugs. That was the sole extent of the hugs.

xbxDaniel Sep 5th, 2005 12:09 AM

Admiral Esuohlim is a great man. He deserves those hugs. He sounds very depressed in some of those posts though. Time for high 5's.


Pub Lover Sep 5th, 2005 12:16 AM

No.

Esuohlim Sep 5th, 2005 12:47 AM

I would like to point out that being depressed and loveless is my cover and that I actually have a beautiful girl on each arm and I'm typing this from outer space but don't tell anyone ok

Esuohlim Sep 5th, 2005 12:51 AM



JESSICA ALBA >:

Pub Lover Sep 5th, 2005 12:55 AM

So very hot. :(

HickMan Sep 5th, 2005 12:56 AM

hey

Esuohlim Sep 5th, 2005 12:58 AM

HOW GOES THINGS TODAY, CLAYTON?

Pub Lover Sep 5th, 2005 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan
hey

Hey! Chojin left you a message a few pages back. :(

Pub Lover Sep 5th, 2005 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I would like to point out that being depressed and loveless is my cover and that I actually have a beautiful girl on each arm and I'm typing this from outer space but don't tell anyone ok

He also has eight arms. ;)

Esuohlim Sep 5th, 2005 01:03 AM

And each girl looks like Jessica Alba from that picture I just posted and they never have periods or poop or anything gross

Pub Lover Sep 5th, 2005 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
And each girl looks like Jessica Alba from that picture I just posted and they never have periods or poop or anything gross

Here in the future there are three separate religions based on how much of a sex machine Esuohlim is in your time period. :)

Pub Lover Sep 5th, 2005 01:09 AM


Pub Lover Sep 5th, 2005 01:12 AM

It's almost election time here in the future, & the democrats have insulted the blacks so they're all going to vote republican, & I don't want to live under a damn republican administration. Damn Blacks. & Damn Democrats for pissing them off. >:

Pub Lover Sep 5th, 2005 01:14 AM

Haha, I'm just kidding. Here in the future we've progressed beyond your silly two party system. :)

Pub Lover Sep 5th, 2005 01:15 AM

We have Anarcho-Capitalism! :eek

Pub Lover Sep 5th, 2005 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim


JESSICA ALBA >:


Pub Lover Sep 5th, 2005 01:17 AM

So very attractive. :(

HickMan Sep 5th, 2005 01:53 PM

JESSICA ALBA

Esuohlim Sep 5th, 2005 03:09 PM

I hope that picture doesn't get tiresome because I don't know if I can top it. :(

Rongi Sep 5th, 2005 03:40 PM



i'd hit it

HickMan Sep 5th, 2005 04:16 PM


Pub Lover Sep 5th, 2005 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan
JESSICA ALBA

Sometimes I wish I was smart so that I could build sexy Alba robots or clones, then I think maybe if I was smart I wouldn't be interested in that pervert shit. I bet if I was smart that wouldn't be such a conundrum. :(

Pub Lover Sep 5th, 2005 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I hope that picture doesn't get tiresome because I don't know if I can top it. :(

As long as she is young & sexy there will be forever more great pictures. Unless some internet pervert kidnapps her & keeps her in his basement. :rolleyes

Oh damn, that's a spoiler! >:

This living in the Future shit is hard. :(

Pub Lover Sep 5th, 2005 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi


i'd hit it

I like how we don't care about sidescroll in this thread. :)

I'd also hit it, but then I'm abusive. >:

Pub Lover Sep 5th, 2005 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan

Hey Clay, did you ever read that message from Chojin?

HickMan Sep 5th, 2005 08:46 PM

PROBOBALLY NOT

Pub Lover Sep 5th, 2005 08:51 PM

Chojin was just saying he'd watched an episode of Walker Texas Ranger & that Chuck Norris is a fag. Except he was using Emily's account so you couldn't shout at him.

Pub Lover Sep 5th, 2005 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE
hickman, i watched some of walker: texas ranger today. in it, some mexican druglord threw a knife at this girl he'd been with that was a ranger PLANT. (not a real plant as in foliage haha you guys)

esuohlim, go to www.emucation.com, it's great for roms.

oh an this is chojin.

Haha, this was thirteen pages back. :eek

Esuohlim Sep 5th, 2005 09:58 PM

HEY WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT THERE WAS A MESSAGE FOR ME TOO? >:

ALSO THAT ALBA BIKINI PICTURE IS A WORTHLESS RED X FOR ME NOW >:

Pub Lover Sep 5th, 2005 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
HEY WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT THERE WAS A MESSAGE FOR ME TOO? >:

Because I don't delete shit if I can help it, so I still have most of the decent SNES games on my harddisk, despite not playing them (other than Earthbound this winter) for years. So I just laughed at your inability to find the most common rom out there. >:
Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
ALSO THAT ALBA BIKINI PICTURE IS A WORTHLESS RED X FOR ME NOW >:

That's what you get for clearing your cache. I can still see it, plus I have it saved to my Alba folder in case it ever does disappear for me. >:

Pub Lover Sep 5th, 2005 10:07 PM

I'm a digital packrat. :(

Esuohlim Sep 5th, 2005 10:55 PM

Well I have a new computer and Chrono Trigger was the only one I couldn't find anywhere. >:

I'm playing it now. :(

Esuohlim Sep 5th, 2005 10:56 PM

OK I can see the picture again, that was a close one. :(

Esuohlim Sep 5th, 2005 10:57 PM

haha who needs a picture though when you've got a girl that looks like her on each arm awwww yeah :picklehat

Esuohlim Sep 5th, 2005 10:58 PM

It's kinda hard when I'm playing video games though because I have to tell them to, you know, stand close by at least :(

Pub Lover Sep 5th, 2005 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Well I have a new computer and Chrono Trigger was the only one I couldn't find anywhere. >:

I'm playing it now. :(

Fine. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Sep 5th, 2005 10:59 PM


Pub Lover Sep 5th, 2005 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
OK I can see the picture again, that was a close one. :(

Hoo Bloody Ray! >:

Pub Lover Sep 5th, 2005 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
haha who needs a picture though when you've got a girl that looks like her on each arm awwww yeah

Shit, Yeah. :picklehat

Pub Lover Sep 5th, 2005 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
It's kinda hard when I'm playing video games though because I have to tell them to, you know, stand close by at least :(

You should play a madcap game of Musical Arms. :eek

Pub Lover Sep 5th, 2005 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim


JESSICA ALBA >:


Pub Lover Sep 5th, 2005 11:06 PM

There are some angry ugly women at the side of that pool. :rolleyes

maggiekarp Sep 6th, 2005 12:08 AM

I can't see the Jessica Alba picture, and since I'm on Firefox I don't even get a red x :(

-edit- I can see it now, nevermind. I think those ladies are more mad that everyone had to get out of the pool so she could swim in it :(

Pub Lover Sep 6th, 2005 12:56 AM

Yeah, it was a broken image for the first time I saw it, but I clicked on it & it worked. The internet is a bitch sometimes. :/

Pub Lover Sep 6th, 2005 12:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maggiekarp
I think those ladies are more mad that everyone had to get out of the pool so she could swim in it :(

Maybe the pool is the Mystical Bathe of Beauty & those ugly women are just waiting their turn to be dunked. :eek

Esuohlim Sep 6th, 2005 12:43 PM

Maybe that's why when Jessica Alba emerged she was unchanged :(

GADZOOKS Sep 6th, 2005 05:43 PM

GilliGONE

Pub Lover Sep 6th, 2005 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Maybe that's why when Jessica Alba emerged she was unchanged :(

Says you. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Sep 6th, 2005 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
GilliGONE

I've never seen that show. :lol

HickMan Sep 6th, 2005 09:53 PM

this thread has become offocially crazy

Pub Lover Sep 6th, 2005 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan
this thread has become offocially crazy

At least it isn't officially crazy. :)

Pub Lover Sep 6th, 2005 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan
this thread has become officially crazy

Hey, what do you mean by that? >:

Pub Lover Sep 6th, 2005 10:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan
this thread has become officially crazy

You're not talking about me, are you? >:

Pub Lover Sep 6th, 2005 10:37 PM

You better not be. >:

Pub Lover Sep 6th, 2005 10:38 PM

I am not officially anything. >:

xbxDaniel Sep 6th, 2005 10:43 PM

This thread just gets funnier and funnier.

Pub Lover Sep 6th, 2005 10:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxMCj
This thread just gets funnier and funnier.

Hey little man, sarcasm can hurt. :tear

xbxDaniel Sep 6th, 2005 10:50 PM

I wasn't being sarcastic though. This thread is probably one of the funniest ones on the forums. I guess I should of used an emoticon to properly show my emotion. I am not at all good at conveying emotion through writing. :bestthread

Pub Lover Sep 6th, 2005 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xbxMCj
I wasn't being sarcastic though. This thread is probably one of the funniest ones on the forums. I guess I should of used an emoticon to properly show my emotion. I am not at all good at conveying emotion through writing. :bestthread

Seriously, if you hate me this much, just put a damn gun to my head & put me out of my misery, don't play fucking mindgames. :tear

HickMan Sep 7th, 2005 12:06 AM

I was talking to you

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 12:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan
I was talking to you

& saying what? You think I made this thread crazy? I resent that. I'm sure this thread can be crazy without my help. :(

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 12:54 AM


Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
I'm sure this thread can be crazy without my help.

It just wouldn't be as long. :rolleyes

Esuohlim Sep 7th, 2005 12:56 AM

PAGE 440 IS HILARIOUS PICTURES PAGE THIS IS WHAT IT IS I AM DECLARING IT >:

Esuohlim Sep 7th, 2005 01:01 AM


Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
OK GANG , HERE'S THE LATEST DIRT!



You're all invited to the hippest message board around! The OFFICAL F*ck You B*tch: The Message Board. No more foolin around this is the permanent one (WITH GOLD COMMUNITY BENEFITS :lol)

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It promises to be the best message board around. I mean where else :rolleyes

P.S: MetalMilitia you are banned for being a wimp :lol


Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
That's it, just for that I'm actually going to register there >:


Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
There see, what now >:

I thought you already had an ezboard account :rolleyes


Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
I thought you already had an ezboard account :rolleyes

Yeah I made a local one for ASMB, but now I made a global one to eliminate hassles and whatnot >:


Esuohlim Sep 7th, 2005 01:06 AM

YOU ARE NOT FOLLOWING THE RULES, THIS THREAD IS A DEMOCRACY AND I'M PRESIDENT GOERGE W BUST HERE >:

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
I WAS REFERING TO THE ONE FROM YOU'RE NOT INVITED!


Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
LOCAL ACCOUNT THERE TOO. :(

So from now on when you people make ezboards that gets posts for a week or two in the future, I won't have to re-register anymore. >:


Esuohlim Sep 7th, 2005 01:08 AM

PUB LOVER THIS BEHAVIOR HAS TO STOP >:

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
I ASSURE YOU THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

:lol

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
PAGE 440 IS HILARIOUS PICTURES PAGE THIS IS WHAT IT IS I AM DECLARING IT >:

Oh shit, I didn't see this. :eek

Esuohlim Sep 7th, 2005 01:10 AM

That was pretty funny though. I posted there for a week tops. :rolleesyes

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 01:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim


JESSICA ALBA >:


Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
YOU ARE NOT FOLLOWING THE RULES, THIS THREAD IS A DEMOCRACY AND I'M PRESIDENT GOERGE W BUST HERE >:

Sorry, maybe 405 should be the funny picture page. :(

Esuohlim Sep 7th, 2005 01:11 AM

page 440 is something else already we'll have to saved hilarious pictures page for oh i don't know how about PAGE 497 >:

we need a dead baby jokes page and a post 25 images of jessica alba page (that last one can be every page from now on ok)

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 01:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
PUB LOVER THIS BEHAVIOR HAS TO STOP >:

I'm really sorry, it took me a while to find the page with the quotes on it, & I didn't expect any declarations. :(

Esuohlim Sep 7th, 2005 01:13 AM

Who am I to declare anything around here anyway.

Esuohlim, that's who. >:

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
That was pretty funny though. I posted there for a week tops. :rolleesyes

I'm posting the quotes because the FYB Forum has been moved from EZboard to Proboards today. :rolleyes

Esuohlim Sep 7th, 2005 01:14 AM

Oh you mean to a new board that people will post less at ok good idea

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
page 440 is something else already we'll have to saved hilarious pictures page for oh i don't know how about PAGE 497 >:

we need a dead baby jokes page and a post 25 images of jessica alba page (that last one can be every page from now on ok)

Sounds like a good plan. :)

Esuohlim Sep 7th, 2005 01:15 AM

Chuck Pichnuik's book is a piece of shit, by the way. >:

GADZOOKS Sep 7th, 2005 01:15 AM

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ALL PEOPLE FROM THE OLD BOARDS GETS BEST BUD STATUS AND THAT ALLOWS THEM TO VISIT THE SECRAT FORUM.

SORRY GUYS BUT EZBOARD IS FOR JERKS.


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