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Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 01:15 AM


GADZOOKS Sep 7th, 2005 01:16 AM

http://fckyoubtch.proboards57.com/index.cgi

THE BOARD MOVED DUE TO ME HAVING A SPAT WITH EZBOARD.

ALL PEOPLE FROM THE OLD BOARDS GETS BEST BUD STATUS AND THAT ALLOWS THEM TO VISIT THE SECRAT FORUM.

SORRY GUYS BUT EZBOARD IS FOR JERKS.

Esuohlim Sep 7th, 2005 01:17 AM

GADZOOKS you don't need to tell me twice :lol

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Who am I to declare anything around here anyway.

Esuohlim, that's who. >:

Damn straight. & I would of followed your order, if only I wasn't so busy making fun of Mark Riddles.

Esuohlim Sep 7th, 2005 01:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover

is this sexy i can't tell :(

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Chuck Pichnuik's book is a piece of shit, by the way. >:

Oh yes, it is.

Esuohlim Sep 7th, 2005 01:19 AM

I can't believe I spent $14 on that toilet paper >:

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
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Originally Posted by Pub Lover

is this sexy i can't tell :(

It would be sexier if it was Jessica Alba with a Ruptured Appendix. :orgasm

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 01:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I can't believe I spent $14 on that toilet paper >:

You should jack off onto each page & then donate it to Goodwill.

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim


JESSICA ALBA >:


Esuohlim Sep 7th, 2005 01:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
It would be sexier if it was Jessica Alba with a Ruptured Appendix. :orgasm

Yeah :(

We're gonna get married one day you know :picklehat

Esuohlim Sep 7th, 2005 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
You should jack off onto each page & then donate it to Goodwill.

If I jack off onto each of the 200 pages I'll be here until January. >:

But if I take the time to print out a picture of Jessica Alba and paste it to each page then jack off on it I'll be done by the weekend. :(

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 01:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
We're gonna get married one day you know :picklehat

That'll make you a very lucky man.

Esuohlim Sep 7th, 2005 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Doug Funnie
Dear Journal,

Well, Journal. Even though I grew up with very liberal parents (my sister Judy being so left-wing that I think that she should do a cameo on THE WEST WING hahaha that's a joke, Journal), I have very conservative views. For instance, sometimes my mom sometimes sprinkles a teensy-bit too much sugar atop her wonderful sugar cookies, and I for one will not excuse these matters lightly. I always "make my rebuttal" by gently yet firmly dusting the sugar off and into the trash. See, it's things like that.

Anyway, Journal, like millions of warm-blooded patriotic Bluffington civilians, my parents went out to buy My Life by Bill Clinton. They polished off those 952 pages in three days, and now it sits on top of our TV like a shrine. Well, me and Skeet were thinking about it the other day, but I couldn't bring myself to read a single page of democratic hodge-podge, no sir.

But then on a particularly rainy afternoon, Skeeter and me ran out of good Quailman stories, and we were sick of Barnyard Chess, so we decided to take a gander at Slick Willy's new memoirs (Slick Willy is what I call him because I made it up. I'm going to be a stand-up comedian someday, Journal).

Well I tell you what, we were so into his book that we didn't realize we missed school the next day. Mrs. Wingo really had it in for us, boy howdy.

Anyway, I don't remember much of My Life by Bill Clinton because he used a lot of big words that I didn't understand. Also, I was holding it upside-down the whole time. Live and learn, I always say. I gotta go, I can smell Mom's sugar cookies in the oven. I hope she didn't put too much sugar on top of them this time. Oh brother...


Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
If I jack off onto each of the 200 pages I'll be here until January. >:

You should hire AChimp to do it for you then. :rolleyes

Esuohlim Sep 7th, 2005 01:26 AM

This thread is lacking Jessica Alba discussion >:

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 01:28 AM

Doug Funnie grew up to become Pat! :o

Esuohlim Sep 7th, 2005 01:28 AM

Has Achewood ever mentioned Jessica Alba? :eek

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 01:29 AM



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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
But if I take the time to print out a picture of Jessica Alba and paste it to each page then jack off on it I'll be done by the weekend. :(

It would take you that long? :eek

Esuohlim Sep 7th, 2005 01:30 AM

http://neuromancerwp.free.fr/Jessica...20-%201280.png

:eek :eek :eek :eek

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
This thread is lacking Jessica Alba discussion >:

I think they should hold off making the I Dream Of Jeannie movie till she has finished the Fantastic Four sequels. She would be my perfect Jeannie. :love

Esuohlim Sep 7th, 2005 01:31 AM

Fantastic Four more life Fantastic Two (I REFERRED TO JESSICA ALBA'S BOOBS WITH THAT JOKE)

Esuohlim Sep 7th, 2005 01:32 AM

SPEAKING OF WHICH I CAN NOT FIND I PICTURE OF HER BOOBS ANYWHERE >:

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 01:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Has Achewood ever mentioned Jessica Alba? :eek

No, but then Onstad is a billion years old. :x

I thought he was cool when he was like some fresh out of college jerk, but I was wrong & I had a hard time getting back into Achewood after I found out.

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
http://neuromancerwp.free.fr/Jessica%20Alba%2001%20-%201280.png

:eek :eek :eek :eek

Great picture. :wank

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 01:34 AM


Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Fantastic Four more life Fantastic Two (I REFERRED TO JESSICA ALBA'S BOOBS WITH THAT JOKE)


Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 01:37 AM


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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
SPEAKING OF WHICH I CAN NOT FIND I PICTURE OF HER BOOBS ANYWHERE >:

Has she ever had her breasts out? All I've ever seen are fakes.

GADZOOKS Sep 7th, 2005 01:38 AM

http://fckyoubtch.proboards57.com/index.cgi

>:

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 01:40 AM


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Originally Posted by GADZOOKS
http://fckyoubtch.proboards57.com/index.cgi

>:

Have you got a thread about Jessica Alba? Because Esuohlim & I are talking about her. >:

GADZOOKS Sep 7th, 2005 01:41 AM

no, but you can make one. :rolleyes

and then I'll mustache her face.

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 01:43 AM



I miss the MUSTACHE BANDIT. :(

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 01:45 AM


Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 01:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim


JESSICA ALBA >:


Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 01:47 AM


It's a good thing that there are so few girls at this site, or they might fight back with pictures of guys. :x

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 01:50 AM


I've now got more posts than Ninjavenom, & in less than 500 I'll be ahead of Schimid. Because I do care. >:

xbxDaniel Sep 7th, 2005 07:33 AM

Seriously, I was meaning this thread is funny as hell. Go to any page, and you are almost cetain to get a laugh out of it.

Marc Summers Sep 7th, 2005 11:36 AM

Are you talking to anyone specific or is it the collective "you"?

Esuohlim Sep 7th, 2005 04:05 PM

Shut up Marc Summers I'm on every page and I'm hilarious >:

kellychaos Sep 7th, 2005 05:13 PM

Page break. Nice. :fart

kellychaos Sep 7th, 2005 05:14 PM

That was mine dammit. >:

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by xbxMCj
Seriously, I was meaning this thread is funny as hell. Go to any page, and you are almost cetain to get a laugh out of it.

I know for a fact that isn't true. >:

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 07:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim
I'm on every page >:

I know for a fact that isn't true. :rolleyes

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Marc Summers
Are you talking to anyone specific or is it the collective "you"?

xbxMCj is talking to me, as I monopolise this thread. :(

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 07:45 PM

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Originally Posted by kellychaos
That was mine dammit. >:

What brought you in here this time, Kelly? >:

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 07:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
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Originally Posted by Rongi

Why are there also no pictures of Kelly being hugged?


Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 07:48 PM

:rolleyes

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 07:51 PM

Sometimes I stop & reread what I'm writing, & then I wonder how I find it so easy to disappear up my own arse.

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 07:53 PM


Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 07:54 PM


Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 07:55 PM


Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 07:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover


xbxDaniel Sep 7th, 2005 09:11 PM

The monopoly guy seems to be freaking out because of all of the Jessica Alba. Seriously, she scares the shit out of me, I don't know anybody else who becomse invisible, a stripper, and half naked on a forum in only one day. This is some scary shit guys.

I was going to post a picture, but screw it, I'm putting it in the picture forum.

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 09:22 PM

There should be a license you'd have to get before using MSPaint. It would be the 'Newbies Suck' License. :rolleyes

xbxDaniel Sep 7th, 2005 09:27 PM

I know I suck at it. It's not like I was trying to enhance the picture in anyway. I just knew if I posted it here, a lot more people would be getting pissed, for a lot of reasons.

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 09:32 PM

Hey, don't worry, it's all a joke anyway. This is a really racist forum & we actually hate Latinos & the French, so how could we like a French Latino? :eek :racism

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by IMDB
Though it is common for actresses and female pop stars to strip down to various states of undress for magazine layouts and movie/TV scenes, she has stated that she is a very modest girl and would never do a nude scene or pose topless in a magazine. She has posed for men's magazines fully dressed, however.

:tear

xbxDaniel Sep 7th, 2005 09:35 PM

You do know that if she showed her top that hell spawns from Mexico would pop out, speak in french, and steal our cows and our women right?

Aneurysm Sep 7th, 2005 09:41 PM

It's true, I've seen them do it.

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 09:42 PM

Funny, guys. Very funny.

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Funny, guys. Very funny.

Look at me being all hypocritical. >:

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 09:45 PM

Hey Aneurysm & xbxMCj, how about we start quoting Monty Python & Akira & get a laugh riot going on in here.

Lil' Johnny Sep 7th, 2005 09:50 PM

Hey Aneurysm, why'd you name yourself after a medical procedure :o

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 09:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Lil' Johnny
Hey Aneurysm, why'd you name yourself after a medical procedure :o

Hey Lil' Johnny, what made you think this was the thread to bring your bullshit into? >:

Edit: Nevermind, you're 14. My parole says I'm not even meant to talk to you. ;(

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 09:54 PM

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Originally Posted by ziggytrix


Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 09:55 PM

Haha, Ziggy. :)

xbxDaniel Sep 7th, 2005 09:55 PM

HEAD KNIGHT: We are now... no longer the Knights Who Say 'Ni'.
KNIGHTS OF NI: Ni! Shh!
HEAD KNIGHT: Shh! We are now the Knights Who Say 'Ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky-pikang-zoop-boing-goodem-zoo-owli-zhiv'.
RANDOM: Ni!
HEAD KNIGHT: Therefore, we must give you a test.
ARTHUR: What is this test, O Knights of-- Knights Who 'Til Recently Said 'Ni'?

I liked the holy grail. Have yet to see The Life Of Brian, and thought that The Meaning of Life was hilarious.

Quote:

Isn't it nice to have a penis

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 09:59 PM

I'm sorry xbxMCj, I was being sarcastic. I truely belive that Americans do not understand Monty Python, & it's never been funny to quote it. One of my fondest memories of growing up in the UK is seeing Michael Palin bitchslap a construction worker for yelling a Monty Python quote at him. The construction worker then apologised. :)

xbxDaniel Sep 7th, 2005 10:02 PM

Well I'm glad I chose a qoute that's only funny when said aloud to other die hard fans and completely loses it's impact when wrote out. Damn, I deserve to be bitch slapped.

Aneurysm Sep 7th, 2005 10:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Hey Aneurysm & xbxMCj, how about we start quoting Monty Python & Akira & get a laugh riot going on in here.

The walrus says no.

Little Weiner, an aneurysm isn't a medical procedure, it's a dilation of a blood vessel.

xbxDaniel Sep 7th, 2005 10:23 PM

Apparently the true cause of an aneurysm is unknown. It's thought to be involved with stress, but there have been reports of people just having one. I'm being blantant though. Information can be found here.

Pub Lover Sep 7th, 2005 10:43 PM

Popn VS Internet (13:41:55): less posting more shutting up. :<
Lemmysomemoney (13:42:10): OK. :(

Esuohlim Sep 7th, 2005 11:37 PM

I'VE BEEN SPENDING THE LAST HOUR IMPORTING MY CDs TO iTUNES >:

FOR FREE GUYS I'M DEAD SERIOUS

Esuohlim Sep 7th, 2005 11:37 PM



F*CK YE*H >:

Rongi Sep 7th, 2005 11:54 PM

:roll @ oingio bongio

Rongi Sep 7th, 2005 11:54 PM


Rongi Sep 7th, 2005 11:58 PM

also, chojin is a total jerk lately

Esuohlim Sep 7th, 2005 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Rongi
:roll @ oingio bongio

I'm almost done with my Talking Heads collection then I'm moving on to FZ :(

No Weird Al or TMBG though because I'm tired of listening to them for now >:

Rongi Sep 8th, 2005 12:01 AM

i have 4544 songs on itunes, so i actually have a use for a 40 gig ipod :(

Esuohlim Sep 8th, 2005 12:03 AM

When I'm done I won't even break 200 :(

Esuohlim Sep 8th, 2005 12:11 AM

I never get tired of listening to Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus from the Grand Wazoo :(

Esuohlim Sep 8th, 2005 12:12 AM

And Hot Rats gets fucking better every time I listen to it >:

Esuohlim Sep 8th, 2005 12:13 AM

I think I've developed an obsession. :(

I only have 6 albums right now but I keep thinking "FUCK I want all 60 right now >: "

That's going to be my goal in life :(

xbxDaniel Sep 8th, 2005 07:37 AM

My sister decided to put every cd we own onto iTunes, and now I can only run about five programs at once. She is desperate to put everything on though, she only has two more cd's until she has everything on there.

Esuohlim Sep 8th, 2005 02:08 PM

It took me entirely too long to put just 20 CDs on there. Maybe I will but my TMBG Cds on there because my playlist isn't gay enough yet >:

Esuohlim Sep 8th, 2005 02:23 PM

http://nickelodeondoug.ytmnd.com/

http://brandspankingnewdoug.ytmnd.com/

LOL


Guitar Woman Sep 8th, 2005 04:52 PM

Hey guys

Guitar Woman Sep 8th, 2005 05:00 PM

I'm back after super-busy back to school :(

Esuohlim Sep 8th, 2005 05:13 PM

SCHOOL :rolleggs

Esuohlim Sep 8th, 2005 05:14 PM

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Guitar Woman Sep 8th, 2005 07:16 PM

Egads :eek

Guitar Woman Sep 8th, 2005 07:17 PM

He's wearing his underwear out side his pants :eek

Aneurysm Sep 8th, 2005 08:20 PM

It's Quailman. :)

Lil' Johnny Sep 8th, 2005 08:26 PM

Doug fucking sucks >:

GADZOOKS Sep 8th, 2005 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
He's wearing his underwear out side his pants :eek

SHUT

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Originally Posted by Aneurysm
It's Quailman. :)

SHUT IT

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Originally Posted by Lil' Johnny
Doug :rolleyes

SHUT UP

Matt Harty Sep 8th, 2005 09:55 PM

hey guys

HickMan Sep 8th, 2005 10:11 PM

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Pub Lover Sep 8th, 2005 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
He's wearing his underwear out side his pants :eek

That's funny, I think he's wearing his pants outside his trousers. :eek

Pub Lover Sep 8th, 2005 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Matt Harty
hey guys

Hey Matt. How's your girlfriend?

Pub Lover Sep 8th, 2005 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Popn VS Internet (13:41:55): less posting more shutting up. :<
Lemmysomemoney (13:42:10): OK. :(

:lol


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