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Fathom Zero Oct 26th, 2006 11:28 PM

Shut up, yella.

Juttin Oct 26th, 2006 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yggdrasill
OH OHOHOH, HOHOH!
Yes preez do telling of how we asian wishes to be born in Japan and dye-a our haare-a.

I was meaning more of the Stereotypical Japanese that Chojin was
trying to emulate

You aren't really supporting your heritage, Dyed Hair >:

Yggdrasill Oct 26th, 2006 11:30 PM

Yes me make good stereo for you.

Grislygus Oct 26th, 2006 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yggdrasill
Edit: Guess I should have quoted Juttin for that to make any sense

That's what I'm doing, I'm surrounded by freaking Quickdraw McGraws.

Fathom Zero Oct 26th, 2006 11:32 PM

AND I'M EL KABONG.

Chojin Oct 26th, 2006 11:33 PM

I honestly have no idea how to respond to that. Claiming that I love anime or the japanese is like me expounding on your love for gymnastics and rice cakes.

I posted a picture of myself kissing a boy on here before, maybe you could run with that?

Juttin Oct 26th, 2006 11:34 PM

I'm not being racist >:
It's like if someone saw a white guy with fake gangster clothes on.
He'd be called a wigger, right? Well, that isn't saying that you have to be that way to be black. Or, Vice versa.
See a black guy wearing golf clothes,
and all of a sudden he's some kind of anti-black? No.

Grislygus Oct 26th, 2006 11:38 PM

Juttin: "Gay, Jap, Anime, Bastard!"

Chojin: "What?"

Juttin: "I'm not racist!"

liquidstatik Oct 26th, 2006 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
I honestly have no idea how to respond to that. Claiming that I love anime or the japanese is like me expounding on your love for gymnastics and rice cakes.

I posted a picture of myself kissing a boy on here before, maybe you could run with that?

well isn't that just precious. ;o

Esuohlim Oct 26th, 2006 11:40 PM

We're almost to 20000 btw

Juttin Oct 26th, 2006 11:40 PM

Yes, I'm a slight Homophobe.
But I'm not racist. I was saying that Chojin is little TOO into Japanese culture. Like, bad. Or used to be.
I don't know, I won't ask

Grislygus Oct 26th, 2006 11:41 PM

How much ammunition do you intend on supplying?

Fathom Zero Oct 26th, 2006 11:42 PM

Juttin will have 20000, I WILL BET YOU ANYTHING.

Esuohlim Oct 26th, 2006 11:42 PM

Shut up no it's mine

Fathom Zero Oct 26th, 2006 11:42 PM

19993

Esuohlim Oct 26th, 2006 11:42 PM

MINE

Fathom Zero Oct 26th, 2006 11:42 PM

19995

Fathom Zero Oct 26th, 2006 11:43 PM

19997

whatever. I concede.

Juttin Oct 26th, 2006 11:43 PM

As much ammo as can get worn down in one month

liquidstatik Oct 26th, 2006 11:43 PM

i hope i get it :x

Esuohlim Oct 26th, 2006 11:43 PM

I WIN

liquidstatik Oct 26th, 2006 11:44 PM

GOD DAMNIT >:

Fathom Zero Oct 26th, 2006 11:44 PM

OR DO YOU?

Esuohlim Oct 26th, 2006 11:44 PM

Holy shit haha

Fathom Zero Oct 26th, 2006 11:44 PM

CONGRATULATIONS, VIKTOR.

Esuohlim Oct 26th, 2006 11:45 PM

Emu was supposed to get 20000 I remember mentioning it after I got 15000 (I also got 10000 lol and 5000 :eek)

liquidstatik Oct 26th, 2006 11:45 PM

I THINK YOU'RE A CHEATER :X

Fathom Zero Oct 26th, 2006 11:46 PM

HAND OVER THE GAME GENIE.

Juttin Oct 26th, 2006 11:48 PM

Self-edited by Juttin for sarcastic wrongness

Esuohlim Oct 26th, 2006 11:49 PM

Hey Chojin do you mind if we ban that idiot?

Grislygus Oct 26th, 2006 11:51 PM

I should be doing an essay on Thomas Hobbes' 'Leviathan' right now... but, I'm sticking around due to the sneaking suspicion that Juttin's going to be publicly executed.

Juttin Oct 26th, 2006 11:54 PM

I'd be fine with Chojin moving the fight to Mock Wars,
previous posts and all. It'd unclutter the Attempted Madlibs,
and would just be win-win

Chojin Oct 26th, 2006 11:57 PM

this is the chat room thread you dunce

Esuohlim Oct 26th, 2006 11:57 PM

That would bring the post count back under 20000 and that is fucking nonsense juttin

Misdemonar Oct 26th, 2006 11:59 PM

this exciting climax is unfold.

GADZOOKS Oct 27th, 2006 12:39 AM

I think Juttin is a fucking idiot.

Esuohlim Oct 27th, 2006 01:20 AM

Hey Willie you should change the thread title to "I-Mockery Chat Room (EVEN THE CHEESE GETS IN TROUBLE)"

Chojin Oct 27th, 2006 07:36 AM


Emu Oct 27th, 2006 09:44 AM

I MISSED IT AGAIN >: >: >: >:

Fathom Zero Oct 27th, 2006 02:13 PM

I'm getting a Cybiko!

Esuohlim Oct 27th, 2006 02:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emu
I MISSED IT AGAIN >: >: >: >:

I'm sorry Emu you can have number 25000 ;)

But not really >:

Emu Oct 27th, 2006 03:20 PM

Isn't this kind of like the year 2000 thing where the person with the 20000th post is actually the person with the 20001ST post because there was no 0 post? :O :O :O :O :O :O

MarioRPG Oct 27th, 2006 03:38 PM

Emu, you just BLEW MY MIND.

Yggdrasill Oct 27th, 2006 05:03 PM

20000th reply then?

Esuohlim Oct 27th, 2006 10:19 PM

No the labeled 20000th post in the thread IS the 20000th reply because the original post doesn't count.

IT DOESN'T COUNT >:

Pub Lover Oct 29th, 2006 02:06 PM

What's this? 20000 posts? MY JOB IS DONE! :eek

Chojin Oct 29th, 2006 02:07 PM


Emu Oct 29th, 2006 02:11 PM

Sup pub

Pub Lover Oct 29th, 2006 06:14 PM

Sup Emu. ;)

Pub Lover Oct 29th, 2006 06:15 PM

What program do you dudes use to make animated gifs?

Esuohlim Oct 29th, 2006 06:24 PM

30-day free trials that can't be used ever again :lol

Sam Oct 29th, 2006 06:25 PM

Now that Pub is back we can be a family again. :(

Pub Lover Oct 29th, 2006 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by soundtest
I worked with an American who was in the military before. He said that on xmas his drill sgt. said, "Alright men, you've worked hard, and I know it's tough being away from your loved ones over the holidays. So Uncle Sam has a president for you. He's giving you muscles. 100 extra push-ups maggots!!!" i lol'd

My Uncle Sam said he had a president for me, and then he pulled his pants down and his weiner was dressed as Abe Lincoln.
The detail was great, right down to the little hat made of licorice.

Only five hours back and I'm already making Fartin-esque dick jokes? Shit. :lol

Pub Lover Oct 29th, 2006 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
30-day free trials that can't be used ever again :lol

Sounds alot like the way a did it back in '98.

I ask because Bonny Jim had me make this:


And it looks like shit.

Pub Lover Oct 29th, 2006 06:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
Now that Pub is back we can be a family again. :(

Hey Uncle Sam. ;)

Sam Oct 29th, 2006 06:31 PM

;)

PUB WHY DON'T YOU ALLOW MY PRESIDENT LINCOLN TO STEP INTO YOUR ORAL OFFICE

Pub Lover Oct 29th, 2006 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FartinMowler
I don't know what's more creepy that conversation or the fact that I know Pub is now Willy :/

What the hell? :eek

Pub Lover Oct 29th, 2006 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer
pub lover is not willie >: stop that this instant >:

Seriously! :picklehat

Pub Lover Oct 29th, 2006 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam
PUB WHY DON'T YOU ALLOW MY PRESIDENT LINCOLN TO STEP INTO YOUR ORAL OFFICE

SURE THING, I'LL JUST GET MY GETTYSBERG UNDRESSED... No, that doesn't work for me. :love

zeldasbiggestfan Oct 29th, 2006 08:26 PM

I rmemeber you. You made fun of me :( Do it again so I can remember you better.

Pub Lover Oct 29th, 2006 08:35 PM

The Pub Lover Is Not Remembered! >:

He Is Missed And Regretted! ;)

And Secretly Loved... :wank

zeldasbiggestfan Oct 29th, 2006 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
And Secretly Loved... :wank

Yes by many and I do too. But I dont beat to you sorry :( :/

xbxDaniel Oct 29th, 2006 09:17 PM

Liar.

Chojin Oct 29th, 2006 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
What program do you dudes use to make animated gifs?

I use imageready, which comes with photoshop.

darnin Oct 29th, 2006 10:01 PM

I'm back, and no one cares. Yay!

Pub Lover Oct 29th, 2006 10:03 PM

I thought that was true, but Bonson Jim was all "It doesn't! Make it for me in flash!" and I was all "I only have Flash 2, ass!" and he was all "whatever!" so I did and it looked like crap... Brah!

liquidstatik Oct 30th, 2006 12:56 AM

hey pub, got any new pics? ;o

Chojin Oct 30th, 2006 12:25 PM


MarioRPG Oct 30th, 2006 04:13 PM

I READ THAT IN THE PAPER! I LOLED

Pub Lover Oct 30th, 2006 11:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kiwi News
Police in Blenheim say a group of teenagers was inhaling from a 9kg gas cylinder in a car before an explosion which killed one of them last night.

Thomas Kelson Hillman, 18, of Picton died and four others in the car are in Wairau Hospital in a stable condition.

Senior Sergeant Tony Sampson says some of the group, aged between 16 and 19, had been inhaling gas from the LPG cylinder.

He says the fatal explosion apparently happened after someone tried to light a cigarette in the car.

I loled so hard at that story I had to stop recording and have a drink of water. If I had a supervisor I would totally get fired. :lol

Pub Lover Oct 30th, 2006 11:31 PM

Hey guys, I just read what you wrote about me while I was away, and you all deserve hugs. :love

liquidstatik Oct 30th, 2006 11:34 PM

*HUGS*

Sam Oct 31st, 2006 12:37 AM

I missed Pub when he was gone. :tear

MarioRPG Oct 31st, 2006 04:04 PM

Hey, it's only 3 hours till I go Trick or Treating tonight!

Pub Lover Oct 31st, 2006 10:57 PM

Today while I was working, the local vicar came round.

This wasn't a surprise as we had spoken on the phone last friday and he said that he might pop in for coffee sometime. It's a practice that my parents regularly endure but I usually manage to avoid it. So I was about to suggest that I make some coffee when he proffered a large slice of fruitcake and explained that the reason for his visit is that he has this cake and thought that I may like it. Being vegan and a mega-pansy that is allergic to several kinds of everything, I always panic at the idea of people giving me food that I can't check the ingredients of.

I thanked him, and checked my watch as I had a deadline in an hour, and I wanted to check that I hadn't gone into catatonic shock. The vicar then explained that it's a very special cake that he was given after his wife's death and he had been keeping it in his freezer for the last two years.

Maybe you guys know what to do when a guy starts talking about his dead wife, and maybe you guys would have asked him in for coffee, but I was standing there holding a lightly wrapped piece of what could, with only a little hyperbole, be this man's ark of bereavement. I smiled inanely and fervently wished for a million burning devils to save me from this torment.

This is probably one of the symptoms of my crazy shut-in behaviour, but as soon as he said that the cake was the reason he came round, I assumed he was explaining that he was busy and wouldn't be able to stay for coffee. It was an hour after he had left and I was busy back at work when it occured to me he wanted to drink coffee and eat this sacred cake. I remembered my mother's observation that the vicar invented reasons so that he could come round and sit while drinking coffee.

Now, I don't know what to do. I have this cake, and I have rebuffed his desire for some social coffee drinking. Can I call him and suggest he come round and drink coffee and eat the cake? If he can't come to my door and say "Remember we spoke last week and I mentioned I might come round for some coffee? You said that this was a time when you would be free to do that, is that correct? Yes? Great! By the way, I happen to have this cake..." how can I ask that of him? Must I invent some reason for social contact beyond the simple pleasure that social contact produces?

Chojin Oct 31st, 2006 11:24 PM

You could just tell him that you are SO BUSY AND OVERWORKED that you didn't think to let him in or some shit like that

But man, what a loon ;<

Pub Lover Oct 31st, 2006 11:27 PM

:lol @ BUSY AND OVERWORKED

sadie Oct 31st, 2006 11:53 PM

just be for real with him?

sadie Oct 31st, 2006 11:54 PM

oh, and hi, pub. ltns.

Pub Lover Nov 1st, 2006 12:06 AM

Hi Sadie! ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by sadie
just be for real with him?

Am I allowed to be for real with people that can't do it for themselves?

And how for real? Because there is a very large for realness that says I would rather not talk to the man at all. If I could put it off for another three and a half weeks my returning parents could deal with the crazy little man and leave me free to be the quite different crazy little man that I like being. :picklehat

sadie Nov 1st, 2006 03:45 PM

you're always allowed to be for real, regardless of whether the other person does or not. but i wouldn't suggest offending the vicar (which always makes me think of miss marple stories :P) if it would in turn piss off your parents. plus, if he's just lost his wife, he's probably in a bad state already. you wouldn't want to push him over the edge or anything. :( and sometimes being nice to other people, even if you don't want to, can make you feel better, too. when i get really depressed, it's usually because i'm stuck inside myself, which translates to selfishness in its logical end. and now ends this installment of "ask pseudo dr. sadie." :(

FartinMowler Nov 1st, 2006 04:23 PM

Quote:

it's usually because i'm stuck inside myself
I remember one time I sat on my wiener :) you should tell stories like that to the Vicar :/

sadie Nov 1st, 2006 05:07 PM

hi, martin fowler. :/

FartinMowler Nov 1st, 2006 07:10 PM

Hi Sadie :/ I have a question or a problem...


I'm in a band now that has lasted more than a few sessions and I'm trying to just enjoy it and not be too critical like I have in the past. What's the best way to tell a guitar guy to stop doing never ending solo's and turn his amp down? I don't want to get booted out of this band but this guy is driving me insane. You can hear him in this short dark video of us...



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-W3hOW2Z6ws

MetalMilitia Nov 1st, 2006 07:57 PM

If I may interject,

Having been in a few bands as a guitarist I think you problem is that you're just jamming (if the video name is correct) not playing a song.
While jamming, often the guitarist feels the need to make things more interesting with a solo or whatnot. It's not much fun playing the same riff over and over again if there arn't any vocals or other elements taking center stage.

If you want to stop endless solos try and sway the band into playing more structured songs. Or working on parts of your own songs which may not neccacarily be the guitar solo part ;)

Often you'll find a guitarist will go into endless solo mode just because they're bored and would be more than happy to work on something other than listless jamming if asked.

FartinMowler Nov 1st, 2006 08:33 PM

Thanks Metal...

That song we are playing is Creep by Radiohead. Most of the time we jam, but we do have structured songs that so far I've never heard him actually play properly. The rhythm guitarist is cool and play's the song note for note and sings, but not the guy playing lead.

Fathom Zero Nov 1st, 2006 09:59 PM

I've been searching eBay all day and I can't find a glowing piece of the Aggro Crag.

GADZOOKS Nov 1st, 2006 10:30 PM

So what.


Pub Lover you should turn that fruitcake story into a horror story and I the end you find out that peices of the fruitcake has body parts of his wife.


And you can make it as fucking depressing as you want, it's all you buddy.

sadie Nov 2nd, 2006 09:30 AM

aw, you're such a sweetie, gadzooks.

martin fowler, i think you got some good advice from metal militia there (strangely enough), and i wish i could agree that it were that simple. however, it has been my experience that chronic guitar masturbators like the one you describe have very weak egos and react very badly to any kind of (even constructive) criticism.

it could be that he has been highly praised over his lead abilities by rednecks who love listening to the end solo of "free bird" repeatedly with lit lighters. it could be that he has a natural talent for free form notes that go along with chords, that he feels the flow. it could be that he just really sucks at rhythm. regardless, this is where he has found his validation, and he isn't likely to step out of it.

this is probably why you've been fired from every band you've ever been in; people don't really want to hear the truth, and they especially don't want to hear it bluntly.

my suggestion is to try to casually talk about how using an exclamation point at the end of every sentence it loses its power...just like a really cool jamming guitar solo gets old after 20 minutes. and ending every son with a really cool jamming guitar solo gets old after two songs...

Emu Nov 2nd, 2006 09:52 AM

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Supafly345 Nov 2nd, 2006 06:56 PM

http://www.zazzle.com/product/235316316209041908

Fathom Zero Nov 2nd, 2006 08:09 PM

That's got me written all over it. Argh.

MetalMilitia Nov 2nd, 2006 08:47 PM

fartin mowler detects people's privates. :x

Pub Lover Nov 3rd, 2006 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FartinMowler
I remember one time I sat on my wiener :) you should tell stories like that to the Vicar :/

You probably would. ;)

I was actually expecting something much worse from you.

Juttin Nov 3rd, 2006 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero
I've been searching eBay all day and I can't find a glowing piece of the Aggro Crag.

I think that somebody who would get burned by hot steam,
crushed by giant, glowing, pseudo-boulders,
and live to get a piece of the hell they went through wouldn't sell it

GADZOOKS Nov 4th, 2006 12:11 AM

You are such a drip.

Juttin Nov 4th, 2006 12:31 AM

Oh wow, you're really busting out the hip vocabulary!

THAT'S THE BEES KNEES!

GADZOOKS Nov 4th, 2006 01:00 AM

THE YOUNG SAM KINISON EVERYBODY.

Fathom Zero Nov 4th, 2006 01:41 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAW5NRj2YhE

HAHA, I'm a racist bastard.

Esuohlim Nov 6th, 2006 02:28 PM

Did Willie quit the internet again? :(


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