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kahljorn Apr 2nd, 2004 02:04 AM

DONATE MONEY FOR MY SEX CHANGE
 
Serious. your donation is needed! A desperate young female is without femaleness and in need of your contribution... together we can make it, and go on, and survive. And she wont cry anymore. You don't want her to cry anymore, do you? DO YOU YOU SICK FUCK? I didn't think so, cause you aren't a sick fuck. You're a kind hearted individual who wants to help those in need! Thank you friends! Your help was helpful.

PAYPAL TO: Intangible_chaos@yahoo.com

Drew Katsikas Apr 8th, 2004 01:31 PM

I watched a documentary on sex changes, once. It was creepy and unnatural. gross.

Perndog Apr 8th, 2004 02:47 PM

I'm still going to call you "he" afterward.

And somehow you don't strike me as unhappy enough to desperately need donations. I think you'll survive until you raise the money on your own. Good luck, though.

kahljorn Apr 9th, 2004 03:35 AM

lol, ask Glowbelly and Sadie how "Unhappy" i am.

I laughed on purpose.

Supafly345 Apr 9th, 2004 11:20 PM

Be patient and save the money yourself. People are way too busy donating all their money to the zombie movie fund and other functions here to i-mockery.

Mockery Apr 10th, 2004 02:16 AM

They are? Damn, they must be mailing them to the wrong address then, cuz the zombie movie hasn't raised all that much yet. :o

Supafly345 Apr 10th, 2004 03:27 AM

See what I mean?

Esuohlim Apr 10th, 2004 02:39 PM

Why don't you just make a vagina out of Play-Doh and pretend? :o

ProfessorCool Apr 10th, 2004 04:20 PM

Sorry, I'am saving up for a Dune Buggy, unless you want a bunch of singles sent your way.

ProfessorCool Apr 10th, 2004 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Why don't you just make a vagina out of Play-Doh and pretend? :o

Fun to play with, not to eat :(

executioneer Apr 10th, 2004 04:41 PM

hahahha :lol

-willie

Supafly345 Apr 11th, 2004 02:26 AM

This is a soap-opera cleverly disguised as a thread.

kahljorn Apr 11th, 2004 04:38 AM

MY LIFE SUX PLZ HELP PLZ I NEED HELP CUZ MY LIFE SUX AND I TRY TO KILL MYSELF ALL THE TIME LIKE TWICE A MONTH AT LEAST SO PLZ GIVE ME MONEY K THX

Mr. Vagiclean Apr 11th, 2004 04:11 PM

i do not want to get arrested

McClain Apr 11th, 2004 11:32 PM

Why do you insist on becoming something you're not? Different genitalia aren't going to solve your problems.
Having a vagina is high maintenance. Plus you'd have to start wiping from the front to the back... As a male you can wipe haphazardly. Front to back. Side to side. Shit, you can even plunge if you want to. It's not a problem because you're testicles won't get infected!
The only kind of love you'd receive as a transgender freak would be conditional.

I'm currently working on a story about a Transsexual for I-Mockery. It's called, "My New Penis".

Rongi Apr 11th, 2004 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ProfessorCool
Fun to play with, not to eat :(

lol to the max :lol

ArrowX Apr 11th, 2004 11:46 PM

use youre yeast tomake a loaf of bread then, sell it to unweary school children!

Jeanette X Apr 14th, 2004 12:45 AM

I'm waiting for Riot grrl to storm into this thread and begin screaming at you all for being "oppressors". :)

Big McLargehuge Apr 14th, 2004 01:21 AM

I think Jeanette is RiOtGrRL

kahljorn Apr 18th, 2004 11:43 PM

You fuckig opressors, oppressing my young Self. Don't you know how I feel about things? Don't you know that, deep down, I'm a sensitive loving person trying to get away from an ugly insincere "I fucking hate you all-- a cruel tyrant of Isolation". YOU CANNOT IMAGINE THE PAIN, and the want of division between my sweet soft side and my evil malignant side. BU TYOU JUST OPRESS, LIKE BLACK PEOPEL :(

Mike Apr 19th, 2004 09:36 PM

Most people are too busy using their money for important stuff like LIVING to worry about helping you get pussified. If you're really desperate, cut your dick off yourself or sit outside with a sign that says "Vagina Fund". The sickening thing is that depending on where you are in the country, you might not get beaten for doing that. :(

Mr. Vagiclean Apr 19th, 2004 09:39 PM

come on man :(

Anonymous Apr 20th, 2004 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mike
The sickening thing is that depending on where you are in the country, you might not get beaten for doing that. :(

:lol

kahljorn Apr 20th, 2004 03:53 AM

The sicker thing is that in some parts of the country YOU might get beaten for being a homophobe.

Mike Apr 20th, 2004 01:18 PM

I'm not a homophobe. I have posted absolutely nothing in this thread that suggests a disrespect or a fear of homosexuals in general. I know there are plenty of homosexuals who aren't getting parts of them chopped off. But on second thought, if you can afford it on YOUR OWN, then get the surgery. At least it will keep you out of the gene pool, weirdo.


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