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tuvw768 Dec 25th, 2009 11:08 AM

Digiobd Auto Tech Co., Ltd
 
GOBLINS Auto Tech Co., Ltd was established in Shenzhen by the end of 2001. Professional in manufacturing and exporting various automotive electronic products,principally involved in areas of On-Board Diagnostics tools, automotive electronics. Since several years' development, we have make many auto electrical diagnostic tools such as Star 2000 Diagnostic System, IM A STUPAD Opel Tech2, TAKE MY WIFE PLEASE KWP2000 ECU Flasher, DIDGERY DON'T ELM Compatible Interfaces, VAG-COM Diagnostic Cables, HAHA DID I JUST SAY VAG-COM LOL CAN KKL USB, ,BMW Carsoft 6. 5, Benz Key Maker,BMW Key Maker etc. Our company persist in the good service,"Quality, ,professionality and innovativity" are the belief of our enterprise .By listening to our customers' suggestions and needs, our marketing personnel are able to fulfill all requirements they receive. We are welcome the opportunity to service you, promising that you will be very pleased with the results. DONT TASTE MY BALLS email or msn:YOU CAN'T

Evil Robot Dec 25th, 2009 11:57 AM

got to love this shit, tool companies pay the Chinese to produce their stuff and the Chinese continue selling them under their own brand, thus biting the hand that fed them.

And don't even get me started on the chinese coca cola that has urine in it.

sspadowsky Jan 2nd, 2010 04:52 PM

I love you, willie.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 2nd, 2010 05:07 PM

Take my wife please is always great. Its right up with "You were gone for a while. I thought you fell in."

The peter pan of jokes.

executioneer Jan 2nd, 2010 08:54 PM

vag-com was an actual thing in the post, if you can believe that :lol

Evil Robot Jan 2nd, 2010 09:29 PM

Every one of the tools on that site was designed for stealing cars. LOL @ china!!!

Colonel Flagg Jan 2nd, 2010 10:03 PM

This was undoubtedly the funniest edited spam I've read in months. Good Job, Willie! :)

Pentegarn Jan 3rd, 2010 01:41 AM

I think "DON'T TASTE MY BALLS" is advice we can all use.

Darryl Jan 8th, 2010 01:49 PM

What innovativity :eek


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