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Halloween is on it's way!
nuff said.

No, no. Do go on.

It's going to be my birthday in exactly two months. :|

I fucking hate this time of year. Halloween's pretty great, but then you've got Shitgiving and Shitsmas and six months of cold and rainy clusterfuck weather.

it was my birthday on saturday, and also my dad's best friend died of cancer on the same day! What great timing fate has.

If this is a bot, it's a pretty funny one. 'Nuff said.

I like all of those things. :\

ugh, presents :rolleyes

Sadly he only posted once. I would love to hear more about halloween. Which only means one thing. Free candy ^^

AS LONG AS THEY DON'T GIVE OUT WIFFLES ON HALOWEEN, IT'S THE WORST CANDY EVER IT TASTES LIKE SHIT

stop talking to yourself sam, the jig is up

NOT BY A LONG SHOT

THE TRUTH LIES BURIED STILL

you guys are all just jixby characters anyways

we only exist in the imagination of an autistic child :(

sam is a jizzbitch.

I'm gonna be a techno zombie for Halloween. Shambling one second, and raving out the next. Still gotta figure out what I'm gonna do for a portable stereo.

You mustve eaten the Guano Flavored Wiffles Candy, which is now a discontinued product I might add ^^;
Now we only have Standard Wiffles that taste like fruit.

I think youre on to something ._.

Thats a neat Idea, Use a boombox ^^

igot a kwarrnt fer you probation officer could be somebody elkses cellphgone we a are open thanks.

what

I'm not allowed to go trick or treating anymore. :( I'll just have to scare away kids so I get the leftovers.

No idea on what costume to use though. Probably something from Le Shop de Thrift.

I love this time of year. I'm going to play scary games, watch scary movies, and scare the hell out of my friends and family until everyone I know has disowned me.

Oh, wait. Everyone I know has disowned me.

:|

Never been a fan of the Halloween :\ years of bad costumes when I was a kid ruined it for me.

Leave. NOW.

Seriously, you just set yourself up for a lynching.

Might I inquire as to what sorts of costumes those were?