Why do you have an empty coffee can in your trunk?

I had in case something like this were to happen.

Because that's how my luck goes.

You should switch to diapers. :(

This story would have been darned near poetic if the coffee can was Yuban. :)

You know, I didn't think I would be glad that I had clicked on a thread entitled "another bowel movement story." I figured I would probably see something that would make me have to shower a couple of times. But I am glad. I don't know what that says about me.