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zeldasbiggestfan Dec 9th, 2006 12:57 PM

Down with Emo folks. Im more into grunge. You should see a full shot. I always have a Nirvana, Foo Fighters, or Rage Against the Machine shirt on with ripped jeans. 1991 to the max BEEEEOOOTCH!

FartinMowler Dec 9th, 2006 12:59 PM

Shouldn't you be busy buying new gifts for Seth?

tenno Dec 11th, 2006 01:54 PM


Sacks Dec 11th, 2006 03:36 PM

I don't know if laughter would exist in this world if Tenno wasn't around. God bless'em.

tenno Dec 11th, 2006 06:00 PM


liquidstatik Jan 14th, 2007 03:16 PM


zeldasbiggestfan Jan 14th, 2007 04:58 PM


Jeanette X Jan 20th, 2007 05:15 AM

Why did that asshole shoot you in the face in the first place?

noob3 Jan 20th, 2007 05:21 AM

who wouldnt have the urge to shot this kid in the face

"hey man im 15 and i like bands from 91" that's like me listening to listening to slayer or metallica or somthing :rolleyes

zeldasbiggestfan Jan 20th, 2007 08:21 AM


Originally Posted by Jeanette X
Why did that asshole shoot you in the face in the first place?

Because he thought it would be funny and cool. And hes expelled by the way. He was only suspended for the shooting but they found a knife in the car along with it and drugs so now all 4 are expelled.

Fathom Zero Jan 20th, 2007 10:02 AM

I bet you have eye tumors now.

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 20th, 2007 10:12 AM

This sounds pretty funny.

Fathom Zero Jan 20th, 2007 10:15 AM

I bet you've never been shot in the eye before.

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 20th, 2007 10:17 AM

No. I've only been stabbed in the knee with a fork. But getting shot in the eye still sounds funny if it doesn't happen to me and someone that I don't favor all too much. I'm kind of a dick that way. I'm sure it would hurt like a motherfucker but years from now I would be like "Yoooooo. That shit was fucked up nucca."

noob3 Jan 20th, 2007 10:35 AM

we need a post for zelda & pork guy to play in like a playpen we can call it the playpen forum

it will keep them occupied we need maybe some toy bricks or somthing

Fathom Zero Jan 20th, 2007 10:40 AM

But we can't spring for the Legos.

Get 'em Mega Bloks.

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 20th, 2007 10:52 AM

He'll choke on both of them. But I like Megablocks because they come with the wheel blocks so you can build a tall tower and ram it into a wall. Also, you guys are total meanies.

Fathom Zero Jan 20th, 2007 11:56 AM

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 20th, 2007 12:28 PM


Originally Posted by Fathom Zero

Totally off topic, one of my friends got super stoned and put his car battery in a Power Wheels and took it on the highway and it was going at least 35.

Fathom Zero Jan 20th, 2007 12:34 PM

FartinMowler Jan 20th, 2007 12:37 PM

Putting a car battery wouldn't make it go faster...if anything it would be slower with the added weight.

noob3 Jan 20th, 2007 12:41 PM


kahljorn Jan 20th, 2007 12:55 PM

weed makes cars drive fast :)

because of it's chemical properties, when added to a powerwheel with the trash-energyzer from back to the future 2 you can easily reach speeds up to 3x the normal rate :O

Fathom Zero Jan 20th, 2007 01:00 PM


kahljorn Jan 20th, 2007 01:08 PM

OH :O I doubt they could've afforded the name brand on the salary of professional powerwheel racers, enthusiasts and stuntdevils. I mean yes it's a very dangerous job but powerwheels haven't been popular for a long time and there's just no demand anymore except at circuses which use refurbished powerwheels as clown cars.

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