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Fathom Zero Jan 20th, 2007 01:18 PM

Power Wheels is awesome. I remember being jealous of the kid that had the Jeep Wrangler and all I had was a stupid bike.

He got all the ladies. :(

noob3 Jan 20th, 2007 01:20 PM

fuck powerwheels

:lol at the king of the hill episode with the stoner power wheel collector kid who was spending like $500 bucks bidding on rare powerwheels over ebay :o he had like the COLLECTORS TIRE COLLECTION CASE

hank was appauled

kahljorn Jan 20th, 2007 01:51 PM

yea i remember my cousins of the same age got a power wheel and then they never used it because it "Takes a long time to charge".

Grislygus Jan 20th, 2007 07:59 PM

I had a Power Wheels Jeep, it was awesome. Of course, I had a crapload of wilderness-type areas to cruise around in.

I laugh at you suburban Powerwheelers.

kahljorn Jan 20th, 2007 08:27 PM

shut up nature boy why don't you put a captain planet sticker on your powerwheel for extra speed and ride down that lonely dirt trail.

zeldasbiggestfan Jan 20th, 2007 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn
weed makes cars drive fast :)

because of it's chemical properties, when added to a powerwheel with the trash-energyzer from back to the future 2 you can easily reach speeds up to 3x the normal rate :O

Time goes faster not yourself. Believe me.


And I had a powerwheels that costed me like 100 bucks and it was shaped like the batmobile. THE GODDAMN STEERING WHEEL FELL OFF. >:

Grislygus Jan 20th, 2007 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn
shut up nature boy why don't you put a captain planet sticker on your powerwheel for extra speed and ride down that lonely dirt trail.

I THINK I WILL.

Fathom Zero Jan 20th, 2007 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn
shut up nature boy

Come on, what did Ric Flair ever do to you?

kahljorn Jan 20th, 2007 11:09 PM

He tried to have sex with my face when i was sleeping >:

Terra Jan 20th, 2007 11:46 PM

genitailia gone south due to gender misdirection???

kahljorn Jan 21st, 2007 12:06 AM

does that even mean anything? do you just not know what oral sex is?
also the face is HIGHER than the crotch area so technically it should be, "Gone north".

DehydratedPorkMan Jan 21st, 2007 12:46 AM

Not if you're a midget. In a locker room.

Preechr Jan 21st, 2007 12:46 AM

She's a girl and used to being upside down.

You just don't get it.

ArrowX Jan 21st, 2007 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn
does that even mean anything? do you just not know what oral sex is?
also the face is HIGHER than the crotch area so technically it should be, "Gone north".

shut up you have a mangled vagina cock mr/ms. Sexchange.

noob3 Jan 21st, 2007 01:19 PM

atleast he knows what his cock looks like, tubby

kahljorn Jan 21st, 2007 02:05 PM

I cracked the mystery!
She thinks I share a rare disease with her known as Testicular-tonsilitis and Penile-tongue-in-cheek. Sorry Terra, maybe you should find a support group.

Grislygus Jan 21st, 2007 02:09 PM

LOL


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