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Anonymous Feb 5th, 2003 12:18 AM

Name- RE
Age- 27 :( soon to be 28 god help me :(
job- jobless
where you at?- the capital of the confederacy
why did you start posting- rog made me / to piss people off
how long have you been on the board- since the beggingingings
hobbies- erm. ? wow. I don't think I have a hobbie
fav. music/band- don't have one
fav. book- don't have one
fav. movie- don't have one
Who do you hate the most on this board- the people
what is that smell- me. fo sure :(

theapportioner Feb 5th, 2003 12:25 AM

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Anonymous Feb 5th, 2003 12:27 AM

haha

OK CAN SOMEONE OLD PLEASE POST IN THIS THREAD TO BANDAID MY SELF ESTEEM

thankyou

James Feb 5th, 2003 12:44 AM



THE JANITOR KING :eek

And Doopa, you have no reason to be feeling old. You are quite far from being old. But if that doesn't reassure you, we'll just have to wait for Max to reply.

Spooky Feb 5th, 2003 12:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jamesman


THE JANITOR KING :eek

dad? :(

Hobo Renee Feb 5th, 2003 12:58 AM

Name- Hobo Renee
Age- 16
job- student
where you at?- The greater Sacramento valley region
why did you start posting- I wanted to save the UCB
how long have you been on the board- 2000-2001?
hobbies- guitar, painting, reading, writing
fav. music/band- SLEATER-KINNEY
fav. book- Bee Season-Myla Goldberg
fav. movie- Hairspray
Who do you hate the most on this board- This stupid kid at my school:(
what is that smell- school lunch

poopyone Feb 5th, 2003 03:03 AM

Name- Nate
Age- 20
job- None at the moment :(
where you at?- Canada
why did you start posting- Yes
how long have you been on the board-Lurking for months, posting for days.
hobbies-Candlelight dinners, the smooth stylings of Kenny G and romantic walks on the beach.
fav. music/bands-Alkaline Trio, Reggie And The Full Effect, and The Ataris.
fav. book-I don't know.
fav. movies- Half Baked, The Big Lebowski, Jason X ( :love Uber Jason), Dead Alive, and Strange Brew among others.
Who do you hate the most on this board- Error, sorry I mean "3rr0r" EDIT: I almost forgot about Dane Brammage. He sucks ass too.
what is that smell- He who smelt it dealt it :smartypants

FS Feb 5th, 2003 03:11 AM

Renee is 16? From her pictures I thought she was like, in her twenties. I suck at guessing ages.

Name- Juns
Age- 20
job- hahaha. hahahaha! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
where you at?- the Netherlands
why did you start posting- Jamesman pointed me to the lost PSAs. Eventually I checked out more of the site and got hooked on the Picture Captions forum.
how long have you been on the board- I forget, exactly. Started somewhere in 2002. Maybe even 2001.
hobbies- Anything that distracts me of the gothic poem that is my life :tear
fav. music/band- the Foo Fighters
fav. book- Bag of Bones
fav. movie- Currently... I guess Fellowship of the Ring.
Who do you hate the most on this board- No one in particular, at the moment.
what is that smell- Nothing. I don't know what you're talking about. Stay away from my basement.

Jixby Phillips Feb 5th, 2003 04:16 AM

Name- DONALD DUCK
Age- DONALD DUCK
job- DONLAD DUCK
where you at?- DONALD DUCK
why did you start posting- DONALD DUCK
how long have you been on the board- DONALD DUCK
hobbies- DONALD DUCK
fav. music/band- DONALD DUCK
fav. book- DONALD DUCK
fav. movie- DONALD DUCK
Who do you hate the most on this board- DONALD DUCK
what is that smell- DONALD DUCK

SUM Feb 5th, 2003 04:32 AM

Name- John
Age- 21
job- nothing
where you at?- Oklahoma
why did you start posting- I been posting for years
how long have you been on the board- Years
hobbies- DJing, music, producing
fav. music/band- jungle / DJ Marky
fav. book- Cyberia
fav. movie- Backdraft
Who do you hate the most on this board- You
what is that smell- cigarette smoke

LegoLars Feb 5th, 2003 06:02 AM

Name- Lars Erik Bonde Skagerstam
Age- 19
job- student. (of life?)
where you at?- Trollhättan, Sweden.
why did you start posting- newgrounds brought me here. :(
how long have you been on the board- the new boards? 2 of febuary 2003. old ones march 2002.
hobbies- Gaming, drinking and bananas.
fav. music/band- Megadeth. (yeah i know)
fav. book- benrangel by Stephen King
fav. movie- right now? Resevoir Dogs
Who do you hate the most on this board- pub for not posting. We had something man!
what is that smell- MR FART FOR PRESIDENT!

Slinky Ferret Feb 5th, 2003 06:26 AM

Me and other wondeful stories...
 
Name- Mel
Age- 21 (22 in July!)
job- Student and I've just lost my job at M&S and gained one at Libary
where you at?- South Coast, UK
why did you start posting- 101101 made me
how long have you been on the board- Since 2000 I think
hobbies- Music, Web Design & Development, Watching films
fav. music/band- Iron Maiden
fav. book- Lord Of The Rings - J.R.R. Tolkien
fav. movie- I love loads The Crow, The Mission, LOTR etc.
Who do you hate the most on this board- Anyone who posts disgusting pictures
what is that smell- The kitchen, I need to wash the damn floor!

Helm Feb 5th, 2003 08:37 AM

Name- Telemachus Stavropoulos
Age- 18
job- No.
where you at?- Athens, Greece.
why did you start posting- some AGS folk decided that a monkey island flash joke FS did (I think) deserved TEH BOARD WARS, and I just kinda stayed after it was over.
how long have you been on the board- Not sure. Must have been a while. not here for much longer either.
hobbies- Composing music ,drawing, pixeling.
fav. book- Still 'Fucault's Pendulum' by Umberto Eco.
fav. music/band - Metal of all kinds/ Psychotic Waltz
fav. movie- Brazil
Who do you hate the most on this board- The new bunch of newbies is particularily detestable
what is that smell- Doopa. For sure.

Xylitol Feb 5th, 2003 09:16 AM

Name- Jan
Age- 17
job- none
where you at?- Norway
why did you start posting- Dunno
how long have you been on the board- 3-4 days
hobbies- cars, PS2, beeing boring
fav. music/band- Nirvana, Eminem
fav. book- The car design year book 2002
fav. movie- Le Mans
Who do you hate the most on this board- Dunno
what is that smell- it's the rotten :meat

JeefGyle Feb 5th, 2003 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jamesman
I like how he says he hates Jerseyboy and Rongi, then says he doesn't hate newbies.

I meant I don't hate newbs for being newbs. Not that I like all of them. Jerseyboy and Rongi have been here longer than me, so from my view they here long time :bow

george Feb 5th, 2003 10:08 AM

Name- george

Age- 31

job- Wide Area Network Service Delivery and Implementation Project Manager.

where you at?- maryland

why did you start posting- i had read everything else on the website and finally clicked the link for the forums.

how long have you been on the board- since 9/04/01

hobbies- this is it.

fav. music/band- jim croce, tool

fav. book- the old man and the sea by hemingway

fav. movie- reservoir dogs

Who do you hate the most on this board- no one. i honestly like everyone, i just like teasing people even more.

what is that smell-it is the pure scent of my hypocrisy.

slavemason Feb 5th, 2003 10:44 AM

Name- Randall
Age- 32
job- I work in a plant that makes kegs.
where you at?- South Carolina
why did you start posting- Seems like alot of assholes here
how long have you been on the board- I haven't started yet
hobbies- Playing music: bass, ukulele, lapsteel, banjo, etc...
fav. music/band- Ted Tourette and the Hushpuppies
fav. book- I like all those Jack Chick Christian Tracks
fav. movie- Forbidden Zone, Shakes the Clown, Jesco the Dancing Outlaw.
Who do you hate the most on this board- Me
what is that smell- Me

Les Waste Feb 5th, 2003 10:53 AM

Quote:

Name- Telemachus Stavropoulos
THATS A FUCKING AWESOME NAME >:

Buffalo Tom Feb 5th, 2003 11:01 AM

Name- John

Age- 30

job- Software engineer for a company that makes VR devices.

where you at?- Half-way between pastoral naivete and world-weary sophistication.

why did you start posting- I'm an attention whore.

how long have you been on the board- February 2001.

hobbies- Looking for love in all the wrong places.

fav. music/band- When I'm trying to impress cute indie rock girls, the Clash or the Pixies. In truth, the Bay City Rollers.

fav. book- Where the Wild Things Are.

fav. movie- I waiting until 'The Matrix: Revolutions' and 'The Return of the King' are released before I decide.

Who do you hate the most on this board- I'm generally apathetic to most of you.

what is that smell- Teen spirit.

mburbank Feb 5th, 2003 11:13 AM

Name- Max
Age- 40. That's right, you punk ass kids. I got nothing to lose. YOU HEAR ME?!
job- Museum exhibits flunky
where you at?- Salem, MA. The town so nice they put a lot of innocent folks to death and then creqated a tourist industry based on it.
why did you start posting- I'm a staff writer for Mockery.
how long have you been on the board- More than a year, but it seems ever so much longer.
hobbies- enui, skulking, withdrawl, see-sawing between disbelief and self loathing that am I answering this questionaire seriously thereby proving my commitment to art does not equal Jixby's.
fav. Music- The Residents, Brian Eno, Robyn Hitchcock, They Might be Giants, Michael Nyman
fav. book- John Crowley, Ian Banks, Phillip Dick,
fav. movie- The Loved One, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Naked Lunch, Blue Velvet, Sunset Boulevard
Who do you hate the most on this board- Hate is such a strong word. I hate you all.
what is that smell- That question stinking up an otherwise innoucuos survey

Geggy Feb 5th, 2003 11:24 AM

I'm dead to the world! dead to the wooooorld! whooooo! I'm Mr. Spooky and I like to scare the kids out of the toooown! whooooo!

Helm Feb 5th, 2003 11:39 AM

I have a friend whose name is Sosimpandros Mpirtahas. That's so- sEE - mpa -dros, bEE - rtah - haS.

Greece is cool.

mburbank Feb 5th, 2003 11:40 AM

Geggy; Salem totally 'rocks'. How can you hate me when all I know about you is your user pic which I like? Do you know me? Is this some awful sort of stalking that ends with my death? God, I hope so. Who do you like better, our sad little witch community or the Victory Chapel and their astounding seven person congregation?

sspadowsky Feb 5th, 2003 11:51 AM

Name- Sam
Age- 26
job- IT monkey
where you at?- Nebraska
why did you start posting- Found the site via Abbreviated. Life. Expectancy. on mp3.com. Plus I crave attention and vaildation by others, because I am a needy fuck.
how long have you been on the board- Since June 2000
hobbies- Guitar, reading, baseball
fav. music/band- Tom Waits, Clutch, Barkmarket
fav. book- The Long Walk by Stephen King
fav. movie- The Usual Suspects, anything else where there are no good guys.
Who do you hate the most on this board- Every single one of you bastards.
what is that smell- The smell of oppression by The Man.
________
Big Tits Mature

glowbelly Feb 5th, 2003 12:08 PM

Name- Karen
Age- 27
job- Office slut
where you at?- northcoast
why did you start posting- Mockery made me do it
how long have you been on the board- September 15, 2000
hobbies- i like takin' pictures and reading comic books and other books and i like postcards too. boys cry around me a lot.
fav. music/band- beck, bjork, ella fitzgerald, pixies, radiohead, the germs, x, angry samoans, la la la loooooooooooodles (that's the music in my head).
fav. book- Infinite Jest by David Foster Wallace (i need my copy back from Protoclown because there is NO WAY IN FRIGGIN HELL HE IS EVER GOING TO READ THAT MONSTER)
fav. movie- Amelie and Raising Arizona
Who do you hate the most on this board- JERKSBY >:>:>:>:>:>:>:>: (just kiddin :lol), ummmm, i HATE, errrrrr, i'm not telling.
what is that smell- organza by givenchy. you like?


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