Chojin outlawed fun-making some months ago.

^^ Haha, okay then! *spins around*

*dies*
*not really*

:rolleyes at this thread

It disturbs me that, when one considers the logistics, watching Lazytown is now less creepy than reading this thread.

I am sorry...

I mean, do you ever come up to Indiana?

Name- Robin
Age- 27
job- i work at home making things
where are you at?- Alabama
how did you find out about this site?- last year i did a search on halloween and found I-Mockery
why did you start posting- this is my first post
Level of Educ.- student
Income- very little!
hobbies- making incense, candles, and jewelry and also learning japanese language and martial arts. collecting old 80s horror movies is a big past time too.
fav. music/band- skinny puppy
fav. book- Sonya Blue Novels by Nancy A. Collins
fav. movie- The Lost Boys
Fav. Video Game- Breath of Fire
fav. food- oriental
Who do you hate the most on this board- umm, no one
In high school you were voted most likely to...- do nothing important

demonbird-san, irrasshai!

Nihongo o shaberu was omoshiroi koto, boku wa san nen-kan Nihon ni sunda, taihen tanoshikatta. Benkyou ganbatte, neh! Koko wa yoi tokoro dake-do toki doki bakayarou mou iru, kin ni shinaide.

Yoroshiku!

Chingy chang ching chong

I think I like this deamonbird

japanese is a fag language

Fascinating! I was previously unaware of that, but will concede to your obviously superior expertise regarding all things faggy.

What about rainbows?

I want to pose the serious question of why all the new folk seem to think that when I make a baseless, sweeping statement in all lower-case letters and no punctuation that I'm being serious. "Wow this guy is a retard I will make a witty quip to his statement and then surely I will be accepted" :rolleyes

Konnichiwa Blue Gularis-san! Atai hoshigaru ho-nichi! Atai karagara shirasu yomikata nihongo katsu ken-kakikata naishi homeru. Kisho kotogadekiru waraitobasu ware!

I'm sorry for my poor Japanese writing skills! It probably makes no sense! I am very serious about learning though.

Anyway, have fun, Blue Gularis!

Emu-

I guess you are just misunderstood. I seriously don't feel that you are a retard, some of your posts have made me laugh. Broad sweeping statements in lower case just look like fun to chew on.

I have this problem where because I can spell, am highly educated, and get all the pussy I want people think I'm pretentious, or stuck on myself or something. Seriously, I don't really need to feel accepted and would prefer to just have fun.

By the way I never come here when I'm NOT high. :hypno

OS! Demon-bird-san, henji arigatou neh! Roma-ji wa nakanaka kakinikui, anata no kaita wakatta yo, o-joouzu! O-tanishimi shimashou, koko wa takusan warai dekiru.

-Thanks Demon-bird, having fun. This is a very special time we are having together. :bow

Heheh! I am very embarrassed to try communicating with you in a language far beknownst to me! But, it is fun. It is very hard to me though. Maybe someday I will understand it all better. Thanks! And nice to meet you, by the way!

both of you are just awful.

Blue Gularis isn't that terrible, but he needs to stop trying so hard to be funny. I haven't read the other jackhole's posts because that avatar is too disgusting, even out of the corner of my eye.

Kitty's all right, though. :<

I find it goddamn hilarious that you appoint yourself humour judge, you comedic abortion.

How am I a comedic abortion if you find me hilarious? I'M NOT, THAT'S HOW. YOU FAIL, FATHOM ZERO, YOU FAIL.

The term "comedic abortion" is redundant because abortions are just funny as hell to begin with, especially when they are sling-shot into open car windows.

hahahaha :<

I've been avoiding this but screw it... let's go

Name - Matt
Age - 35 (in November)
Job - Culinary Engineer seeking employment
Where are you at?- Northern Illinois
How did you find out about this site?- Well, After I get done making the food for the peoples, i would go out with my friends and huff on the gasoline and smoking the crack cocaine. I would get into a lot of troubles and the jails. When i was went to probation, the officer say for me to do community services. So i go to library basement. while using the bathroom i see i-mockery.com on the wall, under neath for a cracking good time. I go to site and laugh and laugh and it turned my life around. Now I don't need the crack cocaine gasoline acid to laugh.
Why did you start posting - I honestly don't know
Level of Educ.- High School Graduate... which is meaningless considering peeps i know who didn't graduate make a hell of a lot more than me, even when i was employed.
Income- "Are you looking for a fucking loan, sir?"
Hobbies - Currently, watching movies i've already seen, playing old C-64 video games, scanning the internet for anything remotely interesting and wondering why i decided to move from Austin back to Illinois.
fav. music/band- Tide of the Impaler, No Means No, Skinny Puppy, Pet Dracula Youth, and Drive-By Colostomy are faves but i can listen to most anything
fav. book- I don't read, I'm an American
fav. movie- Oh, come on! Well, i saw "Donnie Darko" for the first time a few days ago... but that just reminded me that I need to watch "Secretary" again.
Fav. Video Game- Though I never played the pen and paper RPG, anything Shadowrun has been floating my boat lately.
fav. food - vegan flesh
Who do you hate the most on this board - The Paparazzi... I mean, don't we all hate it when people snap multiple photos of us just signing on to a goddamn website forum?
In high school you were voted most likely to... Unbeknownest to me at the time, I was actually a write-in ballot for "Most Intelligent". That was also 16 years of drug and alcohol abuse ago. Oh, yeah, I forgot to vote for myself and didn't win.
Favorite dumpster to relive yourself in - That's a toughy... Denny's was nice, but so was JC Penney's. It really boils down to if has rained within the last 24 hours.
Are you in a band? - no
Do you like groupies? - uhh, yeah sure.
If you were in a band, what would you play and who would you like to be in it? - JediScum - ideaman, percussion, backing vocals, and semi-roadie
Itis Badting Baboolon - Voodoo Priest
Zombie of Chuck Schuldinger - lead vocals
Zombie of Cliff Burton - bass
Dave Murray - Alternating lead and rhythm gits
Adrian Smith - Alternating lead and rhytym gits
The Residents - Percussion, effects, multimedia
Human Cannonball - Zombie of GG Allin