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Bod Feb 10th, 2009 04:52 PM

Why would you want to fuck someone you hate?
Pee on them yes...

Tadao Feb 10th, 2009 05:06 PM

I have peed on girls in the shower. Twice. It's funny watching them try to dodge it. It is very hard to apologize and act like it wasn't funny.

Bod Feb 10th, 2009 05:34 PM

I peed on an ex, he thought it was great, couldn't see the buzz myself.

Sam Feb 10th, 2009 05:52 PM

I can see the appeal in fucking someone that you hate. :(

Tadao Feb 10th, 2009 06:44 PM

I would not be willingly pee'd on. It would try to run from it and dodge it.

Zomboid Feb 11th, 2009 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 613207)
I can see the appeal in fucking someone that you hate. :(

That's right. It's called HATE FUCKING for a reason. You're supposed to slam her vadge as hard as possible and call her a whore and stuff :'(

Tadao Feb 11th, 2009 07:57 PM

I do that to girls I like.

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 14th, 2009 01:54 AM

I gave a girl a double butterfly kiss..........with her pink eye and her brown eye.

Sam Feb 14th, 2009 03:14 AM

THAT IS HOW YOU GET PINK EYE.

Sam Feb 14th, 2009 03:18 AM

NOT THE KIND YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT, THE KIND THAT THE DOCTOR HAS TO GIVE YOU OINTMENT FOR. :(

kahljorn Feb 14th, 2009 03:27 AM

Quote:

I gave a girl a double butterfly kiss..........with her pink eye and her brown eye.
DESPITE THE FACT THAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT PUTTING YOUR EYELASHES ON SOMEBODIES VAGINA THAT IS THE GAYEST THING IVE EVER HEARD ;\

Dixie Feb 14th, 2009 05:38 AM

That's pretty bad coming from Kahl.

Supafly345 Feb 22nd, 2009 02:52 AM


10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 22nd, 2009 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 614010)
DESPITE THE FACT THAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT PUTTING YOUR EYELASHES ON SOMEBODIES VAGINA THAT IS THE GAYEST THING IVE EVER HEARD ;\


I told that to some girl and she was all like "oh, do me Bill. Right here, right now."

I was all like "Bitch, this is a restaurant!...but if we must"

Commence fornication.

kahljorn Feb 22nd, 2009 05:26 AM

yea, i know some girls that like to fuck fags too. its some kind of fetish.

Quote:

That's pretty bad coming from Kahl.
lol :( ITS MY RESERVE INSULT. I ALONE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO DECIMATE PEOPLE WITH IT

executioneer Feb 22nd, 2009 06:05 AM

this thread is pretend

Tadao May 27th, 2009 04:49 PM

I am currently working on one to submit to Urban Dictionary, it also happens to be a phrase that is looked up often. ;)

Tadao May 27th, 2009 05:08 PM

IDK if they will publish it, but here is my definition for Zombie Walk.

Zombie walk is when a loving man has his partner put one hand on the wall and pulls back the other to cut off the circulation while performing anal sex. Towards climax, he performs a donkey punch and then a dead leg. After your partner is set free, they will be dizzy, lurch around on one leg and keep one arm held out for balance.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 27th, 2009 05:42 PM

wow......:lol

Tadao May 27th, 2009 05:44 PM

It got shut down, I'm gonna try again later tonight.

Sam May 27th, 2009 08:12 PM

if multiple people do it I bet they'll take it. :(

Tadao May 27th, 2009 08:21 PM

I re sent it and it went though this time. It should show up in a few day and then people can vote it up, or down.

Rez May 27th, 2009 08:36 PM

i get all my sex tips from spank rock

Tadao May 28th, 2009 01:10 PM

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...&defid=3998772

Rez May 29th, 2009 03:06 AM

dude man check out that definition for dead leg


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