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Kitsa Aug 1st, 2008 11:25 AM

tadao: why and what kind? Scotch is good.

Guitar Woman Aug 1st, 2008 11:39 AM

I have a Cockspur rum t-shirt that I wear to school because it's offensive in multiple ways

Guitar Woman Aug 1st, 2008 11:45 AM

girls with really bad sunburns are cute, am I the only one who thinks this?

MetalMilitia Aug 1st, 2008 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 571806)
I have a Cockspur rum t-shirt that I wear to school because it's offensive in multiple ways


Bringin' down the system, one t-shirt at a time. :rockon

wobzire Aug 1st, 2008 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 571808)
girls with really bad sunburns are cute, am I the only one who thinks this?

post an example so we an decide.

Fathom Zero Aug 1st, 2008 12:15 PM

Jesus, that's ugly.

Fathom Zero Aug 1st, 2008 01:33 PM

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Your friends have voted on your strengths and weaknesses:

STRENGTHS:

best room-mate
person with the best hair
cutest

WEAKNESSES:

best to be stuck in handcuffs with
person with the best profile picture

Tadao Aug 1st, 2008 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 571805)
tadao: why and what kind? Scotch is good.

I'll be house sitting for my brother and bored out of my skull. I'm going to go with my favorites. Vodka on the rocks and Stouts.

Fathom Zero Aug 1st, 2008 01:46 PM

Your chariot awaits.

Tadao Aug 1st, 2008 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 571820)
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Your friends have voted on your strengths and weaknesses:

STRENGTHS:

best room-mate
person with the best hair
cutest

WEAKNESSES:

best to be stuck in handcuffs with
person with the best profile picture

You need to be more reckless and bad, your gonna get stuck as the "friend" if you stay on this path.

Fathom Zero Aug 1st, 2008 01:52 PM

I'd rather be best person to be stuck in handcuffs with than cutest. WHY CAN'T I BE UGLY?

Tadao Aug 1st, 2008 02:06 PM

Best pesrson to be stuck with in handcuffs means that you are safe and therefore unfuckable.

Fathom Zero Aug 1st, 2008 02:14 PM

I think you could spin handcuffs either way, so I'm cool with it.

Pub Lover Aug 1st, 2008 02:16 PM

Isn't it more to do with prison escape buddy comedies?

Quote:

Originally Posted by ScruU2wice (Post 571741)
I think the amount of camel toe in some of those pictures warrants a NSFW

NEEDS MORE DOC MANHATTAN PENIS

I DON'T MIND THE FIRST HALF OF THE MOVIE DOING THE WHOLE 'THERE IS ALWAYS SOMETHING BLOCKING IT FROM VIEW' THING BUT I DEMAND THAT FOR AT LEAST HALF OF OZYMANDIAS' POINTLESS EXPLANATION AT THE END WE GET A LONG, SLOW SHOT OF GIANT BLUE WANG

Pub Lover Aug 1st, 2008 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MLE (Post 571842)
I like how people are answering as if she asked "Do you own any books that have to do with getting rich quick."

Please re-read the question!

WHO DID THAT? >:

I DON'T SEE THAT HAPPENING! >:

WHAT THE HELL? >:

MAYBE YOU SHOULD REREAD THEIR ANSWERS >:

liquidstatik Aug 1st, 2008 02:53 PM

I HAVE NEVER SEEN ENTOURAGE IS IT GOOD?

Pub Lover Aug 1st, 2008 02:59 PM

NEVERMIND! THESE PEOPLE COULD'VE LOOKED AT THE QUESTION HARDER:

Esuohlim
Jaeger S Meistersen
MAYBE MattJack
Mockery
sspadowsky

Tadao Aug 1st, 2008 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 571837)
I think you could spin handcuffs either way, so I'm cool with it.

It's non sexual because it uses the word "stuck".

wobzire Aug 1st, 2008 03:08 PM

Yay I'm not listed!

wobzire Aug 1st, 2008 03:09 PM

I find the word "stuck" highly sexual

Tadao Aug 1st, 2008 03:12 PM

I'm sure you do.

Pub Lover Aug 1st, 2008 03:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OxBlood (Post 571790)
PAL sucked back then...and it still does

WHAT THE HELL, GERMANY? I WILL FIGHT YOU! :hickman
Quote:

Originally Posted by wobzire (Post 571847)
Yay I'm not listed!

DO YOU THINK YOU SHOULD BE? I HAD TO TAKE YOU OFF IGNORE TO CHECK, AND IT SEEMS YOU ONLY SAID 'YES' WHICH IS A SHIT ANSWER AND GAVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT WHEN I MADE THE LIST.

wobzire Aug 1st, 2008 03:16 PM

:explode:explode

wobzire Aug 1st, 2008 03:18 PM

I WISH YOU WERE MORE NICE.

Pub Lover Aug 1st, 2008 03:24 PM

WHAT WASN'T NICE?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 571849)
CETI! GET BACK IN HERE YOU PIECE OF SHIT THAT CREATED A THREAD AFTER POSTING TWICE.

HE'S TOO BUSY BEING THE CENTRE FOR EXTRA TESTICLE INTELLIGENCE :eek


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