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Dixie Dec 23rd, 2008 05:15 PM

Mother Nature just gave me a terrible Christmas present.
At least it's red so it's kind of festive.

ElPila666 Dec 23rd, 2008 05:27 PM

Whoa Hickman's back, luckily he wasn't at the argentinian army cuz they're really tough there, i hear that if you spot a bug in your soup you gotta raise your spoon and shout "viva la patria carajo" (hail the homeland) and take it proudly to your mouth, yuk

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2008 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 603722)
Please?

YOU BETTER NOT TURN OUT TO BE A GUY, BECAUSE THIS IS SO BLOODY GAY ALREADY. >:


NOT SAFE FOR EYES & MEMORIES OR EVEN MY ALREADY FUCKED UP REPUTATION:
Spoilers!

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2008 05:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 603723)
I HAVE A SECRET AND A JOKE, BUT I'M ONLY GOING TO TELL THEM TO SHRUBFEST BECAUSE SHE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO WOULD GET IT.

DON'T YOU DARE TELL HER ABOUT ME!

Shrubfest Dec 23rd, 2008 05:32 PM

Ah! OOoooh.

I feel so satisfied.

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2008 05:35 PM

:x


Yay! @ post-exibitionism regret.

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2008 05:38 PM

Pub, that looks like an office were other co-workers might sit. Kinky.

Shrubfest Dec 23rd, 2008 05:40 PM

I want clearer pictures.

Kitsa Dec 23rd, 2008 05:43 PM

CIG- didn't you just recently have a present? :/ Is something the matter?

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2008 05:45 PM

I want my back to stop hurting so I could do some damn situps occasionally.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 603736)
Pub, that looks like an office were other co-workers might sit. Kinky.

I didn't even close the door. ;)

I had to close the curtains only because the glare of the sun reflected off my pale form completey blinded the webcam.
Quote:

Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 603737)
I want clearer pictures.

And if I had a better camera to hand, you would have them.

ElPila666 Dec 23rd, 2008 05:56 PM

Last Christmas
I gave you my heart
But the very next day,
you gave it away
This year
To save me from tears
I'll give it to someone special

Once bitten and twice shy
I keep my distance
But you still catch my eye
Tell me baby
Do you recognize me?
Well
It's been a year
It doesn't surprise me
Merry Christmas,
I wrapped it up and sent it
With a note saying "I love you"
and meant it
Now I know what a fool I've been
But if you kissed me now
I know you'd fool me again

A crowded room
Friends with tired eyes
I'm hiding from you
And your soul of ice
Oh my I thought you were
Someone to rely on
Me?
I guess I was a shoulder to cry on
A friend to discover with a
fire in her heart
A girl under cover but
you tore me apart
You tore me apart, ooo-ooo
Now I've found a real
love you'll never fool
me again

A friend to discover with a
fire in her heart
A girl under cover but
you tore me apart
Maybe next year,
I'll give it to someone
I'll give it to someone special.


Tadao Dec 23rd, 2008 05:57 PM

IT'S NOT MY KID CIG AND YOU CAN'T PROVE IT!

Shrubfest Dec 23rd, 2008 06:29 PM

CiG, I hate that type of present. Mini pills are my friend in this respect.

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2008 06:43 PM

They keep you regular?

Shrubfest Dec 23rd, 2008 06:45 PM

They stop completly. I havent had a period for about 6 months.

Bliss.

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2008 06:50 PM

Blood make a great warm lube.

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2008 06:58 PM

Yeah, having them actually be into you is too much of a long shot. :(


Shrub, does it also promote facial hair and clit-growth? Or does it forstall your menopause, making you immortal? :eek

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2008 07:03 PM

I have a wide wiener.

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2008 07:13 PM

Lets see? :(

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2008 07:17 PM

Then you'll stalk me :O

Shrubfest Dec 23rd, 2008 07:26 PM

Pub, I have no idea.

No difference to normal, that i've noticed.

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2008 07:29 PM

*Hugs*

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2008 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 603758)

IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW CUTE YE ARE, YE STILL GOTTA MAKE YER BED! :mom

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2008 07:33 PM

:lol

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2008 07:35 PM

On the offchance that photobucket decided to delete that pants pic, I decided to save it. :x

Not wanting it anywhere I went regularly, I thought it amusing to put it in my Shrub folder. :x

I was surprised and pleased to find I didn't have a Shrubfest folder. :)

But now I keep wanting to make one. >:


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