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Sam Dec 23rd, 2008 09:29 PM

IF I DON'T EVER COME BACK, YOU'LL KNOW WHY. :(


kahljorn Dec 23rd, 2008 09:30 PM

Quote:

1) That didn't work. :) 2) Finding someone trying (failing) to do that sucks. :)
yea it didnt work for me either :(

have you thought of using a gun? really it's probably the next best thing to injecting yourself with air

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2008 09:33 PM

I don't know where to get a gun. Plus even if I found one, I doubt I could work it, or I'll end up arsefaced.

Man, nevermind I'm too much of a pussy. >:

Shrubfest Dec 23rd, 2008 09:35 PM

Move to England.
Everyones depressed here!

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2008 09:36 PM

In my bad days I came up with a way to suicide that wouldn't let any family member know it was a suicide :(

kahljorn Dec 23rd, 2008 09:36 PM

one time i had a hallucination when i did jimson weed and I met the devil and he showed me hell and it was underneath a bed and it looked like the page break picture :(

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2008 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 603852)
Move to England.
Everyones depressed here!

I moved away from England in the hopes of not being depressed anymore. ;)

Shrubfest Dec 23rd, 2008 09:41 PM

NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

THEREE IS NOTHNG BETTER! you must adjust and adapt

kahljorn Dec 23rd, 2008 09:46 PM

I"M GOING TO GO TAKE A SEXY AND STEAMY SHOWER >:

Shrubfest Dec 23rd, 2008 09:48 PM

KAHLJORN!



Now I need to go to bed....

:D

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2008 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Shrubfest (Post 603857)
NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

THEREE IS NOTHNG BETTER! you must adjust and adapt

I sat in a darkened room for a year, eating oven chips, and watching the hoobs and countdown. I have no memories from that time. :eek

Maybe I remember an episode of Quincy. He was on a boat? And someone died?

Shrubfest Dec 23rd, 2008 09:54 PM

I dunno.
hoobs=i dunno
countdown=spot on for a weekday teatime!

NIGHTY NIGHT!

Kitsa Dec 23rd, 2008 10:00 PM

We opened presents tonight. I got great presents, although I think my ramones and hockey fandom is making me a bit transparent :/

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2008 10:00 PM

I watched the 5am repeat of countdown. The hoobs is a UK only Jim Hension muppet show that was on Channel 4 before or after countdown. I didn't have a tv license and lived in fear of the scanning van thing that never came. I slept 20+ hours a day. The only time I left the house was to go to the dole office where I would be told off until I cried, and then I would drink until I didnt care that I was vomitting all over myself.

Yay, the memories are flooding back. :blah

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 23rd, 2008 10:02 PM

Cheer up or cherub.

Kitsa Dec 23rd, 2008 10:04 PM

British TV > American TV

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2008 10:05 PM

It is Christmas eve here & I'll be as miserable as I want. >:

BTW Ghost, did you say you were bisexual? PLZ POST A PIC OF YOU IN YER UNDERPANTS PLZ! :)

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2008 10:05 PM

No way, Cheers was way better than The Young Ones

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2008 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 603865)
British TV > American TV

I imagine you get a filtered vision of British TV, My Dear Lady. ;)

Much like my vision of US tele.

Although I did see an infomercial featuring Mister T the other day. Poor Guy.

Kitsa Dec 23rd, 2008 10:19 PM

my experience is not limited to public television, thanks >:(

I remember seeing some really fucked-up TV on the continent. In Italy, there was a game show where there were these three naked ladies and the (male) contestants had so many seconds to find matching pieces of lingerie in a big bin and dress them.

In Germany I stumbled across a charming production of Heidi in which she boffed everyone but the goat.

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2008 10:21 PM

The Axis of evil is not good television. Especially Japan.

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2008 10:32 PM

Drunk dedications are teh best.

Pub Lover Dec 23rd, 2008 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 603869)
my experience is not limited to public television, thanks >:(


yes well yer nation is filled with retards and morons and no matter how much ya protest ye'll always be a retard an moron to me ;)

merry christmas :)

Kitsa Dec 23rd, 2008 10:39 PM

sod off :)

Tadao Dec 23rd, 2008 10:58 PM



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