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Tadao Jun 28th, 2012 06:29 PM



:wank

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 28th, 2012 08:20 PM

I better taste it just to make sure then. I don't want to have a tasteless bonesaw shooter.

Tadao Jun 28th, 2012 08:37 PM

No body has complained yet. In fact the ladies are happier because the don't have to worry about getting pregnant and still take a hot load all up in their cooch. I think there may be a new vasectomy technique that was approved this year that is easily reversible. I saw something on the news lat month or so. Didn't pay attention since I already got mine.

Fathom Zero Jun 28th, 2012 08:44 PM


Kitsa Jun 29th, 2012 05:45 PM

Just want to take the time out to thank you all for making me have to explain "*dicks touch each other*" to my 82 year old grandfather. That was a super bonding experience.

Colonel Flagg Jun 29th, 2012 05:53 PM

Did you use the euphemism "swordfight"?

ThrashO Jun 29th, 2012 06:41 PM

If two guys with vasectomies touch boners is it gay?

I heard its not.

Better taste it to make sure.

Esuohlim Jun 29th, 2012 07:02 PM

Hey thrasho if GG Allin were still alive how much would you pay him to poop on you, serious question

ThrashO Jun 29th, 2012 11:32 PM

2 wooden nickels

Zhukov Jun 30th, 2012 01:45 AM

You need to work on your Alt-Tab speed, Kitsa. I perfected it whilst chatting to another woman during a loveless relationship.

You can to if you believe in yourself.

Esuohlim Jun 30th, 2012 02:11 AM

I've learned to never be on I-Mock when people are around.

Also, how did you explain it? I don't even know how to explain it if I had to and I wrote it :(

EDIT: Turns out the original context was brony related. Now I'm even MORE embarrassed for you.

kahljorn Jun 30th, 2012 02:14 AM

u could just say its about two dudes named richard who touch penises

Fathom Zero Jun 30th, 2012 06:35 AM



Nomeansno's rhythms are so strange.

Fathom Zero Jun 30th, 2012 06:38 AM

I know too many people that like children's shows because of dumb reasons. How can I stop them from liking dumb things?

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 30th, 2012 10:40 AM

I think dicks touch each other is why my work banned i-mockery.

Tadao Jun 30th, 2012 11:50 AM

THAT WOULD HAVE NEVER HAPPENED IF OBAMA WAS PRESIDENT

Fathom Zero Jun 30th, 2012 11:57 AM

this obama nation is an abomination

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Tadao Jun 30th, 2012 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 759970)
Nomeansno's rhythms are so strange.

Only so many songs can be sung with two lips, two lungs and one tongue.

ThrashO Jun 30th, 2012 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 759974)
this obama nation is an abomination

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

+1 prickle

Chojin Jun 30th, 2012 04:56 PM

put an old gem in backups last night
http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=7466&page=2

anyone else remember erika crystal

Chojin Jun 30th, 2012 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 759968)
EDIT: Turns out the original context was brony related. Now I'm even MORE embarrassed for you.

it's an internet COUNTER-CULTURE, grandad

Shrubfest Jun 30th, 2012 05:14 PM

Dudes, I just hugged my dad. Awesome.

Also drunk muthafurckasssss!

Chojin Jun 30th, 2012 06:08 PM

you came to the right messageboard while drunk

this is where all the action is at

Fathom Zero Jun 30th, 2012 06:17 PM

this is where the cool people are at

Tadao Jun 30th, 2012 06:21 PM

:pagebrak


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