METALMILITIA YOU COULD TRY BEING A MAN AND TAKING YOUR HANGOVER LIKE YOU DESERVE

It's not valid, she was just being a fucking idiot. And so are you. Go fuck yourself.

:lol

i was being facetious i just didtn think this thread was an appropriate place to have a "serious discussion"!

Sorry. I've had a really shitty few days.

haha literally :(

:rimshot

Yes, part of it did involve actual shit :(

I was peeing out my butt yesterday.

That sounds like fun.

I woke up with something similar to strep this morning. My throat hurt so badly it was hard to get two excedrin down, and I've got one of those fevers where your skin and hair even hurt.

With everything else going on, it's making for a really great time.

good god...

I think I'm coming down with polio.

shit happens to everyone sooner or later, just life, doesn't matter.

Uh Oh. Polio!

Just put some Tussin on it.

Rub your chest with raw chicken to cure Polio.

False alarm. It was just gas.

THE POLIO FORM IS DEAD, INSECT. ARE YOU AFRAID?

i never should've gotten the ingredients to make margaritas, now i'm all drunk and shit and everyones gone to bed

There's always the southern hemisphere.

in theory, yes

I think it's there in practice, too. My existence proves this.

heh.

Sore throat's still here. I was hoping when I woke up it'd be gone :( Dammit.

Work sucks.

oh god Oh God OH GOD OHHHH GOOOOOOODDDD

I accidentally bought a bottle of Pepsi Max Mojo, and it's fucking disgusting :x

But being a man I'm planning to finish it no matter what >:

Holy shit, I did it.

I'm still standing