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sports Mar 6th, 2005 09:25 AM

What to do when watching the Ring tape.
 
I want to know what you guys think of my list.

1. Turn off the t.v. dumbass.

2. Turn off the t.v. and enject the tape dumbass.

3. Get behind the t.v. When the girl is getting out of the tv screen, simply push the t.v. over.

4. When the girl is about to exist the t.v., hit t.v. screen with baseball bat.

5. Pause the tape, before she exists the t.v.

6. Rewind/forward the tape and see what happens.

7. Order pizza and invite all of your worst enemies over for a party. No more enemies.

8. Tape over the tape, no more curse.

executioneer Mar 6th, 2005 10:36 AM

the ring is probably the least scary horror movie out there

liquidstatik Mar 6th, 2005 12:14 PM

i think your list is totally gay

eggyolk Mar 6th, 2005 12:28 PM

u would

FS Mar 6th, 2005 12:36 PM

If there was such a thing as a comedy license, sports, yours would not just be revoked, but torn to pieces, stomped on and then shot at several times by a red-faced Humor Regulation officer with a rabid dog that's just a leash and a command away from removing any proof that you were once a man from your bruised and broken body.

At least, that's what I think of your list.

DeadKennedys Mar 6th, 2005 02:06 PM

Re: What to do when watching the Ring tape.
 
[quote="sports"]exist the t.v.quote]

Well that's a new one

sports Mar 6th, 2005 04:46 PM

Well thank you guys.

Matt Harty Mar 6th, 2005 07:50 PM

holy shit i feel so bad for you lol

felix_tibs Mar 6th, 2005 08:34 PM

That was pathetic

AChimp Mar 6th, 2005 08:41 PM

Why hasn't sports been banned for real yet? Someone needs to put him out of his misery. :(

NOT Jixby Phillips Mar 6th, 2005 09:59 PM

agreed.

the_dudefather Mar 7th, 2005 07:40 AM

yeah, like in scream they would TOTALLY know who he was if they dialed *69 am i right guys? unless he withheld the number in which case THEY IS DOOMED

EisigerBiskuit Mar 7th, 2005 08:52 AM

That list made me soft

Emu Mar 8th, 2005 12:23 AM

is it wrong to pity sports

beoulve913 Mar 8th, 2005 12:25 AM

Well, that wasnt funny :(

Mike P Mar 8th, 2005 01:52 AM

I thought she only came out of the TV for the one guy, not everyone. So that list is defective.

bigtimecow Mar 11th, 2005 07:32 PM

THE RING...............................TWO!

Guitar Woman Mar 11th, 2005 08:39 PM

Re: What to do when watching the Ring tape.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by sports
I want to know what you guys think of my list.

1. Turn off the t.v. dumbass.

2. Turn off the t.v. and enject the tape dumbass.

3. Get behind the t.v. When the girl is getting out of the tv screen, simply push the t.v. over.

4. When the girl is about to exist the t.v., hit t.v. screen with baseball bat.

5. Pause the tape, before she exists the t.v.

6. Rewind/forward the tape and see what happens.

7. Order pizza and invite all of your worst enemies over for a party. No more enemies.

8. Tape over the tape, no more curse.

God you retard, didn't you go see Scary Movie 3?
Or does your mommy not lat you see scary stuff like that :lol


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