Pub, would you like a dumpling? Oh wait, you're vegan fuck.

...anyone else, would you like a dumpling?

Yes, and a side of Brak too please.

I ALWAYS MISS THE FUCKING PAGE BREAK

Wait a minute HEY you missed it on the last page mister

shhhhhhh

I was caught up in talking about gentle rape.

I missed that whole convo. I'd lick her, by god, what a lovely thing.

Just edit your post to put him in.
That's what I do when I remember.

Yeah, Brak doesn't care. He just want's someone to call him.

I'd call space ghost first :(

He's a pushover.
You best be dialing the Brak girlfrennnn!

I'M DRIVING DOWN HIGHWAY 40 IN MY BIG OLD PICKUP TRUCK!

I have that CD!!

Wait, I mean Zorak. Is who I'd call first. I dig the exoskeleton.

edit" way too big a picture

Asila: That was Donald in Mathmagic Land, I used to have that VHS tape and loved it hardcore.

Kitsa. I love you. I have been searching for that since I was a kid.

greaaaaaaaat I creeped EVERYONE out with that one

np, I know what it is to be looking like crazy for stuff like that. A few years ago I set out trying to look for the tv/movie components of a nightmare I had more or less constantly as a kid:

Glowing blue balls of light zipped around in the air, chasing people. When the people were touched, they would shrivel up very graphically and horribly, like the ball was draining them into human raisins. The people were stored underground in tubes by these...whatever they were.

Took me a lot of searching, but I finally figured out it was a mishmash of Strange Invaders and the 80s Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Only I had part of it backwards...the ball things flew away from the people, not to them.

I also had a nightmare where these twins dressed in lingerie chopped a man in half when he thought he was posing for a camera, and it turns out that was a Hitchhiker ep.

As far as Donald Duck goes, Kids is Kids was also a favorite of mine, and I haven't been able to find it.

New stuff of nightmares: http://www.mcpshows.com/libraries.html

Alls I see is "Glowing blue balls", I can't quite make out the rest of your message.

I've had those.

It hurt bad. :(

I figured you guys would have a field day with that.

Every time I see Asila's avatar, I think it's Schimid.

I've got to add new pics to that halloween shop thread in a minute.

I took a movie clip that was in a strobe light environment and it would make a great gif but I'm in one of those effort-free moods.

Sorry, but I'm playing Pheonix Wright and I'm too lazy to get my animu tits out. So to speak

Ok, they're added.

OBJECTION

You are already Guilty

Fuck, that means I get to make a humourous face

g'morning >:

Watch and learn suckas:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQ9WrrCOptQ

That really makes me want to throw away all my appliances.

JEANEEEEEEEAAAAAAANNNNNNNETTE
Get on AIIIIIM
I'm gonna get whiny.

:(

Hey Asila!
+1
A GOOD one too!

the novelty of life is beginning to wear off

EVERYTHING IS THE SSAME I CANT SEE ANYMORE

I think Billy Mays sells something for that

thats kind of creepy!
his hair looks like it's a sentient life form

He was selling health insurance on my tv today. From Oxi-clean to health insurance, Billy's got you covered dude.

i tried that oxyclean stuff and i sprayed it on things and waited 30 seconds or whatever and nothing happened beyond the usual

i mean i probably could've just used water ;o

Didja use warm water?
It seemed to work best on cleaning hard surfaces rather than clothes.

I used KaBoom! to clean out the grime and nastiness out of my tub and it worked just like the commercial. The rust and lime came right off.

Kaboom is great. I don't think I could live without my Toilet Bowl Kaboom now.

KaBoom is the only infomercial product i've ever bought but it works like a charm and i readily recommend it to friends.

it worked fine on hard surfaces ;o

ill have to try kaboom!.

I wanna try ShamWOW next

IT'S MADE IN GERMANY

ps... germans gassed jewz!

I'm of Germanic descent.
But I like Jews.
It's those fucking ******** I can't stand

I'll buy a vowel?

Actually it hides nothing. I just typed a bunch of stars in to make you wonder.
I'm bitter and mean but I won't single out one race to make fun of when there's so much variety.

The real fun begins when you lump all of the races together into one magical fantastic mutli-race bashing fest.

Exactly, that way no one feels left out.
Everyone can play.

there should be a word for lumping all the races together and then discriminating against that. Like ******** or something

with an emphasis on the asterisks for the wondering factor

wtf double post

Billy Mays' embroidered-shirt supplier must be making a fucking killing off him.

Have you guys seen "The most races show on earth" ? A comedy show with people from all over the world.

Also: ShamWOW is ridiculous.

WILLIE DAY: Oct 4th, 2008 :)

Just in an attempt to save a dying joke.

it must be saved

Kahl, get on AIM.
I needs to talk to you.
GW, if you have AIM, IM me too.
I needs you both.

Chojin, you too!
Check your messages!

THIS IS FUCKING IMPORTANT!

AIM :rolleyes

I don't know what you crazy kids use to talk to each other nowdays.

Post in the transhuman thread http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69700625

She'll show up.

Androgynous I-mock fags, GET IN TOUCH WITH ME NOW!

I promise it's not to make fun of you.
HELP MEEEEE

I wonder if my old ICQ # still works.

I used to have a bird that would go "Uh oh! Uh oh!" every time it went off.

My old number works still. AND I TOTALLY HAD THAT "UH OH" NOISE TOO.

I think everyone did. :(

Kitsa Viewing Thread
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:wink

I wanted to see how far back this retardation went.

Fuck you. >:

:(

You forgot the "cunt" part.

I DON'T NEED THIS SHIT, TADAO, YOU CAN FUCK RIGHT OFF. >:

I'm going to be 18 in 15 days, guys.

I can't wait to buy cigars and neglect my right to vote!

it's not neglect if you don't vote on purpose

If I wasn't not voting on purpose, I'd probably just forget to do it.

The elections are rigged, anyway.

You're pretty stupid, sweethips. :(

And you're succumbing to the lie of the Democratic system

in texas

I still love you, baby. :(

Heh. what do you think about getting Rog a voice part in the Zelda movie those guys are making by harassing their enemy?

I do wanna touch you :love

oh shit, someone depended on me for something

I've been at school and never use AIM anymore anyway can I still assist you

AIM's MicrowavedGrape, by the way.

Ok.
INCOMING!

YOU'RE NOT INVITED.
Newb.

Don't worry, I like you lots, Freddy. :(

:x

Fine, I go to hell jerk. :tear


Hey Tadao, that Queen only has one pic. Even GW had two.

Only because GW's hotness could not be contained in one photo.

I hope Tadao is very jealous of the fact that I am discussing mastrubation with CIG