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Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining the Daily Show and Gundam Wing. The story should use robbery as a plot device!

Fanfiction combining Reservoir Dogs and Grand Theft Auto. And a party!

My Fist/Your Face/A Soothing Caress

mah dick/ur mouth

that's all I've got so far

the plot device could be his parents walking in

your dick/my mouth/a visit to the severe trauma unit of the local hospital

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining CSI and Robin Hood. The story should use a plague as a plot device

I can see it now, robin hood being in the middle ages and all, and CSI could fit in like examining a death scene or something

I thought everyone in New Zealand was toothless.

It starts out in Sherwood forest in Merry Olde Englund during the days of Good King John. Robin is being chased by the sheriff's men, so he ducks into a hovel. Inside he is beset upon by an old Jewish crone who bites him on the arm. Fearing for his Christian soul he flees outside into the waiting swords of his previous pursuers. The scene cuts to modern day vegas, Robin Loxley is the new member of the CSI night team. Enraptured by the boyish good looks of his assigned partner, Greg Sanders, he forgoes his previous stance of abstaining from his gay-urging, believing that sex with Greg is worth the damnation of his Christian soul. Later, after a steamy, yet oddly lit sex-romp in a curiously deserted vegas alley, Greg begins to develop puss-sores all over his body that weep uncontrollably. The affliction soon spreads to the rest of the team and even the general public! Robin, cursing his weakness and the ruination that he has wrought, is the only one untouched by the plague, and works feverishly to save the day.

Chojin is so massive that would he cause ligament damage to my jaw.

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Cowboy Bebop and Major League Baseball. The story should use aliens as a plot device!

More like...

My dick/Your dick/Crossing Swords :x

My dick/Your dick/Peace in the middle east

:lol

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Knight Rider and 1984. The story should use a seemingly routine day as a plot device!

Smurfs/Snorks/Racial Intolerance :(

:lol

Ghostbusters 3?

Your challenge is to write crossover fanfiction combining Half-Life and Calvin & Hobbes. The story should use time travel as a plot device!

Not bad. :)

Oh. My. God. :eek

Did you ask her out? :eek

What did she say? :eek

How much did you cry & beg? :eek

Tell me EVERYTHING! :eek

The expert needs to take his own advice. :(

Don't worry though I've got a plan all worked out, I just haven't seen her yet :o

Leave the jumpsuit and ninja stars at home next time please. K thnx.

I hope your plan isn't to take her to the cinema and while pretending to yawn put your arm on her naked boobs?

My plan involves articulate verbal skills and making unawkward faces so it's still a fucking work in progress >:

What's with all these boners about Google Chrome I still use Internet Explorer version 6

Looking into your eyes I know I'm right
If there's anything worth my love it's worth a fight
We only get one chance
But nothing ties our hands
You're what I want
Listen to me
Nothing I want
Is out of my reach


(I'M FREE)
Heaven helps the man who fights his fear
Love's the only thing that keeps me here
(I'M FREE)You're the reason that I'm hanging on
My heart's staying where my heart belongs
(I'M FREE)

Running away will never make you free
And nothing we sign is any kind of guarantee
I wanna hold you now
I won't hold you down

I'm shaking the past
Making my breaks
Taking control
If that's what it takes


(I'M FREE)
Heaven helps the man who fights his fear
Love's the only thing that keeps me here
(I'M FREE)You're the reason that I'm hanging on
My heart's staying where my heart belongs
(I'M FREE)

I wanna hold you now
I wont hold you down
You're what I want
Listen to me
Nothing I want
Is out of my reach

(I'M FREE)
Heaven helps the man who fights his fear
Love's the only thing that keeps me here
You're the reason that I'm hanging on
My heart's staying where my heart belongs
(I'M FREE)
Heaven helps the man who fights his fear
Love's the only thing that keeps me here
You're the reason that I'm hanging on
My heart's staying where my heart belongs
(I'M FREE)
Heaven helps the man who fights his fear
Love's the only thing that keeps me here
You're the reason that I'm hanging on
My heart's staying where my heart belongs

Uh oh, zombie plague. :antiscience
Huh, pretty cool. That dog likes gobbling balls. :proscience
Probably didn't even need to put peanut butter on them. :kulturkampf

Or the flip side!

That's why you get her to look the other way when you ask.

Yes it's fake.

Is Tadao's avatar a red x for anyone else

That picture made me warm inside of my pants, then last night the internet told me it was fake

That would be strange, I-Mockery saves avatars to it's own database.

Hey Esu, do you plan to get the girl with music?

I'm going to stand on her lawn and hold my laptop over my head :(

YOU BETTER MAKE HER A SEX EPIC YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD

Spy.

Meet the sandvich.

meet the shamwow

there should be a skin replacement that turns the scout's bat into a rolled up shamwow.

More like Zorbeez, amirite?

i don't know what this gibberish you n*ggers are talking is but quit it ok

Those shamwow things are bullshit. If they're selling five billion of them along with every normal purchase, they can't be worth ANYTHING.
I personally think the Scout's bat should be replaced by a giant novelty corndog.

I like the one that replaces it with a big purple dildo.

Hey knucklehead! Want some fries with that? Boink!

Statistics indicate that knife fighting with your Otherworld twin aboard haunted merry go rounds is the number one killer of teens in Toluca county. Probably because of that fucking janky blocking system.

Chad Warden would be proud.

:pagebrak

Vince is a god.

Let's run this shit
----:domo----
Into the ground?

Why did that new guy pagebreak? :confused:
>:
Agreed. Make them stop, Willie.

I changed my avatar before I saw this thread today, and you can take that to the bank!

I would like an explanatory paragraph, please. :(
I'm glad it was obvious to someone without mod powers or regular updates by IM from the creator, I expected it to be.
End is better than mend, my brother.

I paid $1000 (U.S.D.) on this goddamn laptop in february and it fucking lags when I play Portal and even Jade Empire


on the lowest settings :(

What should I do with Madonna now that she's been unmasked? :\

Kill her off, it'd be a waste of time now

Who was Madonna?

nevermind

Damn, I only got her as far as Evita 1996, she had twelve years to go.

Ah well, she wasn't really all that provocative after Erotica anyway.

*pounds an ash stake into Madonna's heart, cuts off her head, dismembers her, burns the body, and scatters the ashes at the crossroads*

Who is the guy in your avatar, JerkDouglas?

New Guy, you were ripped off.

Jeanette, let her die & wait at least three months before your next character.

I'm not quite sure who he is. Can anyone help me out here?

Meh. I don't know if I'll even make a new character. I'm tired of setting up new e-mail accounts. But it was fun while it lasted.

*keeps cone bra for personal use*

MEET ME AT THE CROOSSS-ROAADS

On a side note, I never thought I would ever need to photoshop Eazy E out of a video and impose madonna in his place

At least skip to "Confessions on a dance floor" then stop. :love

http://www.cnn.com/2008/TECH/ptech/0...ies/index.html

:eek

So where do I sign up for that site?

We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (DeathStar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
We got deathstar (Deathstar)
And you know that we got it (Deathstar)
And you know that we got it (Deathstar)

Anyone else getting this ad?



And no, I didn't add that OMG myself, it was really there.

Why should I give a shit?

:lol

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New Guy, I'm your buddy & I would really like to crush you. The ad was supposed to be your only warning. :eek

Rankeri, only loser nerds care about origin stories. Not just nerds, loser nerds. The kind of nerd that even other nerds don't like. >:

Tadao, who loves ya, baby? ;)

origin stories? I'm afraid I don't understand what you're saying, buddy

I didn't post what I was talking about, because I decided I couldn't be bothered to edit it down to the part I was addressing. So screw you, finlander.

I'm afraid I still don't get your point :x

Baby, I'll give you my point all night long. :orgasm

Remember that sweet gif I made :(

What of it?

I want you all to know that I love you guys very much! Everyone!!

Why you are not shy at all!

Wanna sing with me man? Before I get the shits?

Miserable, miserable day. I've been up for an hour and i already wish today were over.

but you look so happy.

Ah, the irony.....

Baby oil and porn.

I've never eaten a Twinkie. Should I?

I had one before and it wasn't that good :\

Canadians :rolleyes

I've never even had one :(

Not that it matters anyway, I have coeliac disease :/

Twinkies are gross.
A friend of mine came here from Finland a few years ago and HAD to try a Twinkie. The Twinkie ended up being smashed into another friend's face because Sami thought it was so gross. We tried to warn him.

Fins :rolleyes

What the fuck is wrong with you people?

Twinkies, meh.

Now, Twankies :yum

Oh, the food product, I thought we were talking about buttholes.