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Oh hai again Chris, how ya been dood?
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I hid it behind that link to preserve everyone sanity Mr. Lover.
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That was how LegoLars used to look.
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"A Marine sergeant singled out by President Bush for throwing his body on a grenade to save his comrades in Iraq will receive the prestigious Navy Cross rather than the nation's highest military award, military officials said."
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I just saw a porno clip with a guy that looked like Richard Belzer.
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Didn't Suzanne Somers just call her husband a pedophile?
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I thought there'd be more than that, shit. Can't do the old stuff.
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(born October 16, 1946)
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Should've been reduced to a burlap sack by now, plastic surgeons are doing the devil's work
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I wonder why guys don't do it too. It's weird seeing people like the McCains together. You would think that a woman so obsessed with her youth would want her man too look young too.
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I've seen that one dude from KISS, I don't think any self respecting man wants a chin like a Ken doll
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Stupid germans! >: she could had became into the most beathiful jailbait shemale ever, why they want to take her dick off? :(
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I just snapped a pic of this badass maternal wolf spider in my driveway. Those are babies on her back.
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I love getting cavaties drilled on, guys :<
I wish I had a bunch of novocaine so I could inject my mouth with it before every meal. |
The treadmill desk would be great for phone sex operators.
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That is one unpleasantly masculine chick
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She is smelling fat guy sweat all day.
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And it's leaking in through her pores and slowly changing her into a dude
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Look at the lazy fuck way in the back. It's holding itself up by hanging its arms over the wall.
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MUST ESCAPE... TOO... FUCKING... FAT
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Relevant or not, I decided to go ahead and share the hideously gross blister with you. I got it from having a questionable spot burned off at the dermatologist's. Redhead fair-skin bonus points!
 For any of you who were on the fence about doing me. (the blister is long-gone, btw- was just extremely ugly while it lasted) |
How did you not pop it?
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It was painful to even touch it. It got to where it looked like there was a giant red jellybean growing off my hand.
It popped involuntarily when I forgot it was there and accidentally slammed it in a drawer. And it hurt like righteous fuck. |
I would have put a hot needle through that shit right away. I know you're not supposed to, I don't know why though. Someone else can Google it.
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It's like protective bubble wrap over your wound.
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So is a band-aid after you pop it.
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It was right near my knuckle, band-aids kept coming off, it was a major pain in the ass.
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Yeah, that isn't a band-aid friendly spot.
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I tried looping one around the front and one around the back to hold it on, but when it got wet it'd just slide right off. I was very relieved when I got past the bandaid stage.
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Jellybeans, you say? Maybe JellyBelly planted their mutant seed in you while you toured :x
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this was way before that, unfortunately. Carrying a mutant jellybelly seed sounds kinda cool.
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You know that "SKRAA" sound you hear from various birds-of-prey on TV or in movies? Well, it turns out that it's added there for effect; only one species of falcon actually makes that sound. So, while I was out on my daily stroll, I heard it, clear as day.
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IRL bald eagles make a kind of weak cluck type noise
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Time for pics of cats without homes.
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Is there anyway you can add some sad violin accompaniment or play the theme from The Incredible Hulk or something?
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Hehehehe.... LOLCats.
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The first two cat pictures look like they were taken inside of a toaster oven or a microwave. :(
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Pirate cat reminds everyone it's time to talk like pirate cats all day. :eek
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Pub Lover reminds everyone it's time to talk like Pub Lover all day. :eek
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Arrrr, get ye whiskers out of me rum or I'll string me tennis racket with ye guts.
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Was that pirate cat talk or Pub Lover talk?
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I thought Pub Lover talk was just a series of bitter snarls.
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We are having a pot-luck at work today. SO AWESOME
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You're not allowed in the club pac-man you goddamn nignog
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That was weak
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what the fuck is that, Clipart?
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That was hilarious!
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Noone at my work is talking like a pirate...
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