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I BELIEVE I HAVE SEEN A PICTURE OF YOU AT SOME POINT


CHECK WITH PUB LOVER, HE WILL HAVE IT IN A FOLDER IF IT HAS BEEN POSTED

SAM YOU HAVEN'T ANSWERED MY QUESTION

and I am I MEAN AND I AM SORRY FOR THE LACK OF BACKGROUND I AM NOT AN ARTIST REALLY

NEEN I AM HONESTLY SORRY THAT YOU WERE BORN





NICE EFFORT THOUGH, FOR THE PARTS YOU BOTHERED TO FINISH, PARTIAL CREDIT

AND FUCK THIS LET'S DO A JOHN HOLMES GROUP WHY THE FUCK NOT?

I'LL BE OVER HERE WEEPING QUIETLY IN THIS CORNER

JOHN HOLMES WAS A PRETTY COOL GUY

DOESN'T ERASE MY SHERLOCK HOLMES OBSESSION DOES IT? WHY NO IT DOES NOT

I WILL SUPPORT YOUR GROUP WITH MY ONE MAN HITCHCOCK GANG

SAM YOU STILL HAVEN'T ANSWERED MY QUESTION



WILL YOU DO AN MS PAINT TRIBUTE TO JOHN HOLMES, AT LEAST


THAT WOULD BE MANLY, CAN YOU TAKE ON THE CHAMPION

SOMEONE SHOULD WRITE A FANFIC WHERE SHERLOCK HOLMES COMES TO THE FUTURE FROM THE PAST TO SOLVE THE WONDERLAND MURDERS AND HE MEETS JOHN HOLMES AND THEN THEY DO COKE TOGETHER

HOW ABOUT A DOODLE I MADE ONCE

THEY'VE DONE THAT.

WITHOUT THE JOHN HOLMES PART.

I WISH I WAS FUCKING KIDDING.

THAT IS THE MOST HORRIBLE PENIS THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN






HAVE I SEEN MANY? THAT IS FOR YOU TO JUDGE

DONT ASK WHY HE HAS FOUR DIGITS ON ONE HAND AND FIVE ON THE OTHER> I HONESTLY DONT KNOW

YOU AND ME GRISLY WE'LL DO VAGUELY OLD-STYLE MURDER MYSTERY GUYS GROUP. AND PORN STARS I GUESS.

'TROG THE MANGLED PENIS'


ITS LIKE THE 'UGLY DUCKLING', EXCEPT IT COSTARS BELLADONNA

DON'T FUCKING STEAL MY IDEA YOU FUCKING IDEA THIEF

FUCK YOU

IF YOU USE ANY SHERLOCK HOLMES OTHER THAN BASIL RATHBONE I WILL NOT ACCEPT YOU INTO THE GROUP

FUCK EVERYONE FOR GOOD MEASURE

what?



WHAT?!

ASILA >:

BASIL RATHBONE IS THE ONLY SHERLOCK HOLMES

PETER CUSHING IS A LITTLE GIRL THAT LIKES DOLLIES, PRETTY DRESSES AND JUMP ROPE

EHS SUPPOSED TO BE A ALBINO SALAMANDER LOL. EH DOES KINDA LOOK LIKE A PENIS NOW THAT YOU MENTION IT.

FUCK BASIL RATHBONE FOR HAVING THE LACK OF SENSE TO HIRE NIGEL BRUCE AS WATSON. I HOPE HE DIED IN A FIRE.

I WILL ARGUE JEREMY BRETT WITH YOU ALL DAY LONG BITCH, I DON'T CARE IF HE HAS TOO MANY PERSONALIY TICS.

HAD

NEEN GOD DAMNIT YOU ARE LIKE THE RETARDED CHILD CHAINED TO THE KIDDIE TABLE THAT NOT EVEN SLOTH WILL TALK TO

actually yes I agree with that

HEEEEEY YOU GUUUUUUUUUYS.

YEAH THAT IS WHAT I FUCKING THOUGHT

SAM YOU ARE A CHAMPION AND I REALLY MEAN THAT THE REST OF YOU STUDENTS CAN LEARN SOMETHING FROM OUR PRODIGY, NEEN SPIT THAT PASTE OUT RIGHT NOW YOU IDIOT BASTARD

YES?

SEE I RESPECT YOU ENOUGH TO GO BACK AND FIND THAT TO MAKE SURE YOU KNEW.

YES YOU KNEW.

I KNEW WHAT

I KNOW THAT YOU ARE JUST BITTER THAT BASIL RATHBONE IS NO LONGER ALIVE TO TAKE YOU AWAY TO HIS LABORATORY TO INTRODUCE YOU TO JOHN HOLMES

:tear

WELL, BOTH OF YOU, ACTUALLY

BUT MOSTLY ME

BASIL RATHBONE IS A CREEPY LONG-JAWED FUCKER, LOOK AT HIM.



PLUS HE PARTICIPATED IN HOLMES STORIES THAT INVOLVED HOLMES BEATING NAZIS OR SUCKING FACE WITH ATTRACTIVE CHICKS AND I'LL HAVE NO PART OF THAT.

ASILA I AM SORRY I SHOULD HAVE TAKEN INTO ACCOUNT THAT FEMALES HAVE EMOTIONAL NEEDS





DON'T WORRY, I HAVE RAW COOKIE DOUGH AND CHOCOLATE RIGHT HERE

JEREMY BRETT IS INFERIOR TO NICOL WILLIAMSON

THERE I SAID IT

I LIKE WHERE SHERLOCK HOLMES DOES COCAINE AND HOOKERS

JUST LIKE JOHN HOLMES

COINCIDENCE?

I THINK FUCKING NOT

I AM SORRY I SHOULD NOT HAVE SAID THOSE MEAN THINGS, I HAVE A SUGAR IMBALANCE

SIGMUND FREUD THOUGHT EVERYONE LOVED PENIS

HE HELPED SHERLOCK HOLMES BEAT COCAINE

SIGMUND FREUD LOVED BOTH OF THESE THINGS AND HE WISHES THAT HE COULD FUCK JOHN HOLMES

:TEAR

I REFUSE TO ADMIT YOUR VALIDITY AND I'LL EMOTIONAL NEEDS RIGHT UP YOUR ASS.

NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I EAT THIS COOKIE DOUGH.

TWENTY TWO

Did you read that book too, I thought I was the only one!

I MEAN

THIS WORK REALLY SHOWCASES THE WORLD WE LIVE IN TODAY, GOOD ATTENTION TO DETAIL YOU CAN TELL THE ARTIST REALLY PUT HIS SOUL INTO THIS ONE IT IS LIKE THE ARTIST BASICALLY PAINTED A MIRROR IMAGE OF HIS SOUL

NO, TWENTY THREE

NOW TWENTY FOUR

FUCK

USE THE PICTURE, THAT IS WHAT I MADE IT FOR >:

OH MY DEAR SWEET JESUS I FUCKED UP THE COUNT HOLY SHIT I'M SORRY, I REALLY AM, I WAS RAISED IN AN ABUSIVE HOME I CAN'T HELP IT

HAHAHAHAHA

I KNEW YOU WOULD BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE DEEP DOWN I RESPECT YOU. REALLY.

THE OTHER ONE I MADE WAS A VAGINA CRYING AND BRUISED WHILE A PENIS WITH A BLOODY MOUTH BATTERS IT WITH COMICALLY OVERSIZED FISTS

ARE WE THE ONLY ONES AWAKE I'M JUST CURIOUS.

ALSO SAM, I BATHE IN THE GLOWING LIGHT OF YOUR MASTERPIECE.

I'M IN THE HAPPY AND ACCEPTING PART OF BEING DRUNK.

I was kidding with that last part.

Guys I will be RIGHT BACK i have a project of the utmost importance right now

Pub I need you to take over for me here

IT IS JUST YOU AND ME, ASILA

ARE YOU INTIMIDATED?

NOT REALLY BUT I DON'T KNOW YOU THAT WELL

THEN YOU ARE A FOOL AND YOU SHALL DIE A PEASANTS DEATH

EXCEPT THAT YOU THINK THAT CALIFORNICATION IS THE HEIGHT OF HILARITY. I AGREE, HOW ARE YOU?

OH WELL FUCK YOU THEN FORGET IT

AM I RIGHT LADIES?

APPARENTLY SO

ALWAYS >:

I'm the only lady on here at the moment, so it might be a tough sell

LAST ONE PAST BEDTIME.

>:

FUCKING NEEN

AM I RIGHT LADY?

I'M GUESSING

I MEAN YOU SURE ARE SAM

I NEED A CIGARETTE AND A FLAPPER OUTFIT TO GO ALONG WITH THIS

JOHN "SHERLOCK" HOLMES

IF YOU SAY JOHN HOLMES ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR TO GOD

KATIE "SHERLOCK" HOLMES

FUCKING HOLE IN THE RULES.

SHE WOULD MAKE A GREAT FEMALE SHERLOCK C'MON ADMIT IT

SYNOPSIS: Sherlock Holmes, famous fictional detective of the late nineteenth and early twentieth centuries, tumbles through a hole time time caused by Dr. Moriarty to 1981 Los Angeles and meets legendary porn actor John Holmes. Upon the discovery of the Wonderland Murders both Holmes team up to find out the murderer was none other then famous American serial killer Dr. H. H. Holmes.

I'M GOING TO TAKE THAT BATH I'VE BEEN GOING ON ABOUT.

Did you just make that up, that would be awesome

I DID

THAT'S SO AWESOME

I'M REALLY GOING NOW

YEAH WHATEVER :rolleyes

Fuck-a-doodle-doo! :x

Great job Sam! :rolleyes

Gimme an "R"!
R

Gimmie an "A"!
A

Gimmie a "P"!
P

Gimmie an "E"!
E

WHAT'S THAT SPELL????

GRAPE!

POST YOUR PICTURE HERE thread is next door.

Ohhhh yeahhhhh, I managed to finish my report :x

I managed to finish my project too. Except, the editor emailed me and told me I wasn't really finished :cry

HOMEWORK DISCUSSION FORUM

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Dude I can't wait until I graduate and then start making more money than every single person on this message board

I just have to start going to class instead of fucking around on my computer goddaaaaammmmnit >: >: