Didn't you all run him off the boards making fun of his dead dad?

wait, you guys visit the site?

I GUESS IT'S TIME FOR ME TO GROW UP, SOME GUY I DON'T KNOW IS TIRED OF MY WEAK ATTEMPTS AT PUSHING PEOPLES BUTTONS. MAYBE HE WILL LIKE ME ONE DAY AND WE CAN TALK ABOUT GROWN UP THINGS.

THINGS LIKE WHICH IS MY FAVORITE ROCKET LAUNCHER AND HOW COOL GRAFITTI IS.

Actually I just said that you were boring and unfunny, and that despite your protests it's obvious you are trying to push buttons. I guess it's time to grow up.


No, wait, not grow up; I meant it's time to become more witty.


OH OH TDAO IS ASIAN AND HAS BACK PROBLEMS. AM I BEING SCATHING ENOUGH? I GUESS I NEED TO SPEND MORE TIME ON THE INTERNET LIKE HE DOES TO BECOME COOL. IS TYPING IN CAPS WHILE BEING OBVIOUSLY SARCASTIC STILL A VIABLE FORM OF HUMOUR? SHOULD I ADD MORE SPELLING MISTAKES?

MOCK WARRRR

I can do rap battle instead.

that baby face is haunting

edit: nevermind that's too insensitive :(
edit: nevermind you can't have a giant unicorn goat either

don't take away my button please :(

Can I have Bruce Willis do my voice over? It's a deal-breaker for me.

Jeeze, did someone summon every 2004 regular from their filthy caves strewn with bleached piles of bones

OH GOD, ZMAN CALLED ME BORING AND UNFUNNY, THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING. I SHALL TAKE "STICK IN THE MUD" CLASSES RIGHT AWAY BECAUSE SOME GUY ON THE INTERNET DOESN'T APROVE.

THE REWARD IS GREATEST WHEN SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T EVEN TRY TO BE FUNNY TELLS YOU THAT YOU AREN'T FUNNY. LIKE THEIR WORDS MEAN SOMETHING.

:eek :eek

IT'S NOT FUNNY!! :explode

It's like a ****** telling me I can't swim.

DID YOU KNOW THAT TYPING IN CAPS CAN ANNOY PEOPLE, I DIDN'T KNOW THIS. I GUESS I SHOULD NEVER DO THIS ANYMORE, JUST INCASE IT ANNOYS SOME GUY I DON'T CARE ABOUT.

Did you know that derailing other threads to pick fights with people is pretty annoying too?

agreed

I'm assuming that you don't mean derailing the CHAT THREAD, since that's impossilbe

I don't think you can derail the chat thread though.

JINX

JINX

NO WAY

Wai,t you did that two minutes before me n/m


And here I was, squealing and flapping my hands in excitement

We're all a bunch of autistic assholes, of course every thread gets derailed.

Mail me a coke

BOTH OF YOU

what's your address

do you want this coke or not?

i'll see if i can find your phone number and text it to you

I don't have a phone anymore

done!

what. someone better not have your old number

I don't know, probably some beaner.

I'm gonna text my old number and tell him you're a white girl too

you better not you ass

how am I going to text with no phone

I don't think you really want this coke

Alright, guess I'll be back in like three months

you should post here more often, if only so i can look at that avatar more often

I feel like some sort of code master reading messages only I truly understand when you post in the chat thread Colonel :lol

I was gonna say something about being an alpha male.

I guess I'm just not alpha enough to be Mr Big Dick Swingin'.:(

What.

Wait, was this the guy who kept dicking up the threads a while back? Or was that some other Zelda fanboy?

I DUNNO MAN

This is the one that probably has a massive head, and also feeds chocolate to dogs.

What is everyone's obsession with internet memes? I can't stand them, and it frustrates me that everyone finds them funny when I find them obnoxious :(

Even GW loves internet memes and that guy is pretentious as fuck!

It was set up so perfectly, I couldn't resist. :lol2

Hating memes is an old meme dude.

I like how these forums are dying, and eventually all that will be left are six dudes in this thread jacking each other off while calling each other fags.

that comment would have been relevant, like, two years ago bro

I've been gone for like two years, so I guess so.

You should make everyone mods so that we can all express our true feelings by changing other people's avatars into dicks.

Except yours, because I'm super gay for Terezi

Dicks for all!

Whatever. I don't like hanging out with people with internet-derived senses of humor because it carries over to real life and it makes me uncomfortable when people include "over 9000" in a serious conversation.

sounds like somebody is just jealous! are you really still bitter about being a failed meme, milhouse? :(

I have a very 4chan "friend" on facebook who once had pictures of Milhouse plastered all over his profile. I had to PM Guitar Woman for an explanation :(

Hey, beefcake's back.

I like to spout memes in appropriate places so that it further increases my reputation as a teenage douchebag

People who use memes IRL are forcing it hard, and it creeps me out and makes them look like idiots

I never even talk outside the internet because my voice is a hideous abomination that deserves only death, and I wish people with similar conditions would realize this

That sounds like an Aspie excuse

Well, yeah, I also hate people, but that's all the more reason to never interact with anyone

Ugh, I was working out at the gym and these TWO DUDES were lifting weights. One of the DUDES is all like " Way to be a fail DUDE."

I was just like(in my own head) "come on, people don't actually talk like that."

I guess if one person were to say it and it would be their catchphrase or something it could be funny. But when a hunnerd other people are repeating the same thing it gets repugnant.

I remember seeing someone posting "THE CAKE IS A LIE" on a youtube comment, and finding it funny. Because I'd played that portal game once. Then I found out that this isn't funny because people had apparently spammed it on the chan things.

I fail to care, really

Though if anyone ever said "over nine thousand" in real life I would definitely not notice and have no idea why they would say such a random thing, but whatever. And I would definitely not know what they were talking about if they forced the issue



Seriously, if anybody I knew ever found out that I posted on a message board, at all, let alone for five years I'd play it off as "just some comedy site I liked in high school. I check in on it every once in a while; sometimes it's funny" and then casually change the subject

It's from a game? What game? I guess I could go to "know your meme" but I don't want my I.P. to show that I was ever there.

I looked at a history of meme site once. It was pretty interesting until all of a sudden everyday had 8 new memes.

Oh yeah, it was called the internet meme timeline

http://www.dipity.com/tatercakes/Internet_Memes/

Don't go there. :eek

:pagebrak

I think it's dandy that Pram Maven not very smart is number 1 google result for Pram Maven.

So that would mean that Chojin was correct in saying that it's not how many people click on the link, it's how many times the link is posted. That's a dumb way to do it, it only encourages spam instead of quality.

Its like how I was complaining about the urban dictionary. That instead of being useful for obscure slang that has been used for long enough the origin has faded its now people who try and put two words together and try to be funny.

People trying to cash in on their warhol fame.

see how far you can get through this video before you feel ashamed for everyone involved and close your browser.

13 seconds.

Things that are verbally awkward like "has anyone ever been so far as decided etc." and "how is babby formed?" are probably the worst. Nobody with a semi-competent grasp of the english language should talk like that, it sounds retarded.

That's why they were funny in the first place; the people who said them were stupendous fucking idiots.

i tried to find you on facebook, but only came up with this

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000790517096

Facebook's for people with IRL friends. The only trendy social site I keep an account on is Twitter, and I mostly use that to talk about how great being on drugs is.

Also, my mom got really into facebook all of a sudden, and then got a blackberry just so she could fiddle with it while she was away from a computer. I'm a bit weirded out by this and I refuse to touch the site.

And before anyone asks, no, you may not have a link.

I like how one of the sidebar youtube suggestions for that is the official music video for Israel K's Over the Rainbow

HEY MILHOUSE


I KNOW DUDE!

What the FUCK

Dude I've got three weeks of school left and I will be GODDAMNED if I'm going to spend them not procrastinating >:

:(

I'm about to sign up for a twitter. I think its stupid but I want to follow rockstar for more triple xp red dead redemption....and norm macdonald.

Tim Schafer has a really funny twitter feed, although he updates less than he used to. Still probably my favorite.

I think the only useful twitters I've heard of was the one bigtimecow posted with big ben.

FUCK IM SO BORED

WE NEED TO START SOME FIGHTS ON THIS HERE MESSAGE BOARD

OR I NEED TO GO AND PLAY SOME VIDEOGAMES

You fucking cock wrangler. Its about to be dicks all up in these cunts fighting.

Well, this oddly-defined elx vs. chojin thing looks like it just got a little testy

only two posts, and elx is winning :eek

mainly because Chojin directly responded to a vague implication with the oldest insult in the elx-related book :posh

and when in the fuck did my internet self become Pub Lover-lite, exactly

At least I'm not squicked out by having sex. Actually, now that I mention it, it's probably high time Pub explained this paranoid abstinence thing he has going. How the hell do you "hate sex"?











That's not a jerkass post, it's just something that I've been confused about for a while bra

Well, maybe some people are severely creeped out by the thought of putting one of their body parts literally inside of someone else and then spurting slime all over them, or if you're a girl, having it the other way around, which sounds even worse. Maybe some people don't like being touched by other people at all, maybe they think it's uncomfortable. Maybe they can't handle the laundry bill. Maybe they think the sight of two people doing it is the visual equivalent of the Spanish language in fucking ugliness; if sex and Spanish were people, they'd be zeldasbiggestfan and that Vila person. Maybe they're confounded by the fact that the world around them pretty much revolves around people trying to fuck each other, and have devoted their time to doing less retarded stuff. Maybe they've got a stimulant habit on and can't perform properly. It could be any number of things!

more interested in HIS reasoning. Plus, always sounds like more of a social thing when he posts about it