Well played Pub. That's why your the chat king :rock

EDIT: I admit defeat and bit you goodnight.

Please don't bite me at any time. :(

Also, Willie is the King, we can't have two Kings.

You can be queen.

Do you know why?

I do not know why.

I know why.

Hold on a second Pub I'll call you and tell you :lol

I just took a political subject and inserted a joke that relied on a fairly low level of pop culture. Here are the assumptions I made about my audience that caused things to go wrong wrong.

1) They know what the capital of the United Arab Emirates is.
2) They were born before 1988.
3) They have the ability to detect irony in my voice, which is significantly less monotone than when I was 13.
4) They're not kind of dumb.

Anyways. Here's an actual snippet of REAL LIFE DIALOG I vocalized earlier today, posted completely out of context so as to sound that much cooler.

"Yeah, as soon as I finished explaining that story, I knew there was something interesting I'd left out. I eventually remembered that I have a picture of her disembodied head that I took when I was fifteen."

What happened to my shotgun?
I dunno what I'd do if I were a zombie. What kind of zombie are we talking about? Voodoo? Solanum? T/G-Virus?

You get one more of those before i tell you that you don't have my number. ...oh shit

What suburb of Malton do you live in? I'm up in Dulston.

I looked out my door, and all I could see was Austin, so I'm afraid I can't help you there.

Well, I guess that means you have a graphics card or a life or something else in the same vein of things I lack.

Like a robot? Damn, you're awesome. Can you plug yourself into the internet?!

I just got the strangest mental image of the people that you talk to, Seth.

Yes, but it never hugs back. :(

Goodwill Cougers.

specifically Charlie

Damned ungrateful internet. You don't need to take its shit.

IT TRIES, BUT WHY DO YOU REJECT THE LOVE

You're thinking of it's boner. Hugs don't involve boners. Once you start messing around with other people's boners you start having kids out of wedlock.

...wait? :confused

There's a 5 second rule :rolleyes

I went 1-1 playing Madden 08 on Live. The loss was a great reminder of why I don't like playing games on Live. I'm a pretty sore loser and a poor sport.

Damn, you guys get 5 seconds? Lucky, over here it's like 1 second and then you get mace'd.

I think it would fun to be offended by that

In the User Blog suggestion thread I wanted to make a comment but I couldn't think of a nice way of saying that no one here is interesting enough to deserve a blog.

No, seriously, I've read your livejournals, myspaces, & xangas & on the whole? No Thanks.