you guys know better than to leave me in here by myself by now...

S'UP

It's supposed to be a nice day outside today.

I'm going for a walk now.
I shall return when all the leaf piles in my neighborhood are destroyed!

I already said :hat
:(

In Fresno there was street where people had one night piled leaves out past the curb onto the actual street. They where as tall as a car hood and I was drunk coming back from a bar driving my girl home. Needless to say I drove through every pile. Dumb people.

You expect me to actually read that thread?
Pfffffffft

And it only took one lap for me to destroy the leaf piles, then I saw Jim's car and came home.
Lazy bitches need to rake their yards!

Hang on Carnie, I'll fetch you a distraction

PHOTOS FROM GLORIOUS, SUNNY OREGON

COME FOR THE FRESH FISH, STAY FOR THE WEATHER

I live there!

It's actually kind of cool that it's weather patterns are an exact clone of Scotlands' :(

IS YOUR CAMERA EMO?

Go cry emo camera

Power outages make go for walks and play guitar :(

Oregon obviously needs some goats on fire or something.

SO POWER OUTAGES MAKE YOU EMO?

Yeah, I guess so!

Tonight I'm gonna party like this page # is 1999

Next page has a 2k bug :eek

oh god

this is exciting

I don't believe in Peter Pan, Frankenstein, or Superman.

I don't want page 2000 it reminds me of Americas failure to bring the world to it's knees. I believe we were the ones to decide to remove 19 from the year to save on bytes.

I believe in Frankenstein, I don't believe in his monster though.

I took a shower. My BO is gone.
I miss it.
:(
It was like a ghost that followed me, a ghost of early fall sweat.
I had named him Alabaster.
Poor Alabaster.