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executioneer

Apr 4th, 2008 06:41 AM

and lasered onto your corneas

Dr. Octogonopus

Apr 6th, 2008 05:47 PM

Ugggggghhhhhhhh

Girl Drink Drunk

Apr 6th, 2008 06:07 PM

Think about Epila getting off to the thought of you being a woman.

Hobo Renee

Apr 7th, 2008 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Octogonopus (Post 545967)

Ugggggghhhhhhhh

Gummo got a sex change?

Guitar Woman

Apr 7th, 2008 05:34 PM

INTERNET MEME POLICE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE

Chojin

Apr 7th, 2008 07:29 PM

IT'S A FRESH ONE, CHIEF. BEST YOU HAVE A LOOK AT IT YOURSELF.

liquidstatik

Apr 8th, 2008 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hobo Renee (Post 546163)

Gummo got a sex change?

:lol

Girl Drink Drunk

Apr 8th, 2008 10:02 PM

Chemical castration. Seeing as you are a regular on 4 Chan, I'm sure the local authorities would be happy to oblige.

Tadao

Apr 8th, 2008 10:09 PM

Get married.

Dr. Octogonopus

Apr 8th, 2008 10:54 PM

Hey, even if it IS a worn out meme, she's still creepy as hell.

Pub Lover

Apr 8th, 2008 11:24 PM

I bet most guys could still manage to put their dick in her.

executioneer

Apr 8th, 2008 11:29 PM

i bet she gives great head

too bad genetics couldn't have done the same for her

Esuohlim

Apr 8th, 2008 11:32 PM

Hahaha :o

Tadao

Apr 9th, 2008 11:12 AM

That was a good one Willie.

I don't see anything wrong with her. I've seen uglier, Paris Hilton looks uglier to me. When I get off I get with a real person it has to have feelings. It's about the movement and the enjoyment for me. I can't get off unless the girl is too. If they fake it, I could fuck them forever and never cum.

Porno is different though, Paris is perfect for jerking to porno.

Dr. Octogonopus

Apr 9th, 2008 06:13 PM

I guess everyone can't be as understanding as you, Tadao, unfortunately.

Tadao

Apr 9th, 2008 06:54 PM

I'm not understanding, I just like to fuck a certain way. It has to have feeling.

Asila

Apr 9th, 2008 08:13 PM

Note to self: don't come into Loveline when single.

MLE	Apr 9th, 2008 08:23 PM

Note to Asila: don't say you're single directly following a Tadao post.

Dr. Octogonopus

Apr 9th, 2008 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 547331)

I'm not understanding, I just like to fuck a certain way. It has to have feeling.

:lol close enough, I guess.

Tadao

Apr 9th, 2008 09:07 PM

Note to MLE: She knows how dirty I am.

Grislygus

Apr 9th, 2008 09:31 PM

A NIGHT IN THE LIFE OF TADAO

"Oh, yeah, baby, oh..."

"Oh God"

"Oh Go- wai, what? WHAT THE FUCK"

"Honey, what's wrong?"

"You're FAKING!"

"Wha?"

"There's not enough feeling, not enough ENJOYMENT! I'm completely flaccid now, you goddamn soulless whore-"

POW

"Tadao, stop! Stop!

WHAM

"Why are you-"

SMACK

BAM

"STOP, please, Oh Go-"

CRACK

"Still didn't cum."

Tadao

Apr 9th, 2008 09:59 PM

Yeah, it sucks to be experienced in love making. If you can't tell when a girl isn't into it you've never done it right.

Grislygus

Apr 9th, 2008 10:07 PM

"Okay, calm down. Gotta... Gotta clean up the mess."

"Gotta clean it up."

"You can do this, just keep calm, and don't make any mistakes. Nobody found any of the others, have they?"

"She had it coming. She had it coming."

mew barios

Apr 10th, 2008 09:53 AM

the idea of someone yelling out your messageboard nickname under duress is pretty funny. 5 stars

Tadao

Apr 10th, 2008 11:16 AM

It's my middle name. Ah! the West African is 1 step closer. dun dun dun

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