I think twinkies are gross too :(

twinkies are gors raspberry zingers are where it's at

I want a Gun O'clock. :(

all drinks are free from Gun to Gun thirty

i made a BLT earlier and it was glorious. it's a nice color scheme too

hold on, let me click go advanced and try something

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okay so it was a BLT with cheese sue me

looks like a good sandwich bro

Stop talkin' 'bout food.

I had Eggos for dinner. They was good.

I had diarrhea from a ham, egg, & cheese sandwich this morning.

I'm having a hamburger cooked on a barbecue :D

Sure you are, fatty.

every american has a barbecue.

this is a fact.

I come from a place where a 'barbecue' is a tinfoil tray with some slow burn firelighters doused in paraffin.

I feel like Hank Hill everytime I use my colonial four plate butane-fueled meatburner.

And you like maple syrup on your taco, so shut up and get the hell out of my thread. :hickman

So I just watched a movie with Donald Sutherland suffering from Parkinson's & Alzheimer's, and in one scene he tried killing himself with a shotgun but he was shaking to much to fire it & then he forgot he was trying to kill himself. Made me totally want to Keith Moon.

I would spend money on buying that one. :(

:fag

I agree. Let's see a new pic of Kahljorn's dick. :)

Also, Fucking Kafka & Fightclub? The twoi levels of pretention are like mindblowing, guys. :tommychung

Lets make tin foil hats.

man ron and hermione got really baked

:lol

I don't know which part of that thread I like better, MattJack's Chris Hansen stuff or Jeanette getting all worked up.

My period still isn't here yet. But now I'm too tired to feel so angry. :\

I used up alot of her angry last night.
She must recharge.

I'll probably be fine once the roiling stew of hormones in my brain settles down. :\

women :rolleyes

:pagebrak

dudes :rolleyes

zombies :rolleyes:

So I'm in college now. :party

:sexualexperimentation

After watching Michelle Obama shake it on Ellen, I'd kick Palin to the curb.

Palin needs to be kicked into the curb.

Palin's a MILF, man.

buried grandpa today.

it was a bit of a relief; i don't think there was a worse case of alzhiemer's.

but damn, still sad.

I feel your pain man.

HIS GRANPA THINKS LIKE OLD PEOPLE FUCK

SLOW AND SLOPPY

:lol

Or not at all. He's gone.

That painting disturbs the fuck out of me and I don't know why

because you're imagining how ugly their faces could be.

I sneak into GW's room at night & hold the sheets tight to her head as I kiss her.

It's probably because I associate having a sheet over your head with being dead

in a hospital, so double scary

she's gonna be a hot grandma

you mean a GILF

FRANCIS THE MUTE

Is now a good time to put up my links to Dethklok slash? :lol2

Fanfiction :rolleyes

Funfiction :)

:pagebrak

Fuckfiction. :orgasm

Happy Birthday, nothing4buddha. :rolleyes

THANKS FOR BREAKING S*M'S HEART, BITCH >: >:

I mean hello there beautiful

that's gay, you homo fagot.

Way to undermine Stefan's point, Dude. ;)
Oh damn, I made that very joke in my head & would've posted it if it wasn't a Kitsa thread. :x

HEY PUB RANK TMBG ALBUMS IN ORDER OF PERSONAL PREFERENCE

I NEED TO KNOW

Is that the Elvis Costello's band?

Oh they're the guys that made Malcomn theme song, they're pretty awesome

sure

They look alike i'm mean by their glasses, there were many good singer with glassses like elton john, steve wonder or buddy holley they rocked when they were young

Can you add in it some psychodelic effect?

Eric? :tear

The flame effects look fabulous

Yes they do!

Ways To Break It Off With A Girl You Don't Really Like Anymore

discuss

#1

Hey I think we should break this off because I don't really like you anymore.

#2

You KNEW I was allergic to indie college bands, but you pushed and you pushed.

#3 Fire

#4

"Company of Heroes has been consuming my life, so either you hop in for the long haul and be a decent team mate with the British, or we should just call it quits. I mean something has got to give."

#5

Treat her with respect and be an all around nice guy.

#6 "It's not your fault, it's because of me..."

#7

"I don't really like pancakes. I'm a waffle man, and you've seriously been fuc*ing with my breakfast for far too long."

I can honestly identify with that one.

:pagebrak

#8

"Don't get me wrong, I love pulling on the back of your hair, but it has lost its novelty considering I'm always helping you with your bulimia."

:lol

#9

"I love you so much, let's get married! don't worry, I'll totally turn up & stuff."

#10

"See when I met you and you were with your friend... Well I just thought I was gonna get a twofer, but somehow I got stuck with spending money on you all the time and seeing movies I had no desire to see. Mama Mia? Rly? RLY?>:"

Can I get any of you cunts a drink?

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Flour Mill.

Female changing room where the talcum powder has been spilled.

High powered wind devices down their pants.

Establishing shot of them all eating brussel sprouts & beans.

Title cards stating 'Fart'.

#11

"Would you like to meet my friend from the internet? You may know him as Pub Lover."

No girl who was dating me would believe that I could handle Pub Loving.

Man that's harsh. The Brits are probably the hardest faction to master, especially for a girl because they suck at games - just look at Guitar Woman.

I think she's pretty hot :love

Oh man you shoud've seen her before she mysteriously turned into a 16 year old Spock impersonator. :eek

Vulcan women are pretty hot too remember Star Trek VI?

Jailbait :orgasm

IM LATE BUT

pub, don't you save pictures of mockers on your comp? or was that someone else... either way, i still do not know what GW looks like

umm hint

oi, just as i suspected

so what's new pub haven't talked to you in awhile :D

im so hungry it aint funny :noob3

u?

MOAR!!! :love

i just had some chicken and rice. it was pretty good. where is noob3? haven't seen him lately, or i just don't recognize his avatar anymore

i hate when people change their avatars because then it takes me forever to get used to them. i still hardly see chojin because i'm always looking for the asian businessman :(

Noob3 got banned for ruining Christmas.

I could go back to my last avatar if you want. ;)

I want to be employed full time by Google just to do shitty redesigns of their logo. :(

Like I said, she needs to hop on for the long haul.

I stopped playing as the Brits, they aren't very fun to play.

'Mericans baby, 'Mericans.

Yea, MY CHRISTMAS


;_;

oh yes now i remember. that bastard >:

sometimes google gets very creative, but yeah, more probably end up failing