:rolleyes

What is the protocol when you can't shovel your own driveway and a little kid comes to the door wanting to shovel it for money and you don't have any?

I can't think of any resolution to that where I don't look like a total asshole. :(

Give him an IOU for sex when he turns eighteen, that should cover a driveway

In your town? Tell him you are being punished for over cooking the roast and if your man finds out you didn't actually do it he will beat you again.

I get the feeling most people dont know the word moor. I have 1001 nights to thank for learning it.

i watched robin hood prince of thieves i know what it means

i frst heard it in othello :)

or maybe it was titus adronicus

regardless i learned it mostly from shakespeare ;o

I was a european history junkie as a kid. I knew that Moors were black guys who were kicked out of Spain. Understood it a tad better later.

i learned moor from a tom waits song.

Field-type wildernesses with sheep on them?

And black people?

WHAT?

Liquid's "chosen not to receive private messages".





:(

whoops

Nice Gus.

Can Banned people get PMs?

I just came back from delivering framed pictures to a gallery for showing.

She only wanted 6 :( I showed up with 12.

Which ones?

Oh and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nw-IAYxu5uo&eurl0

I can't even remember. I just remember being surprised that she chose based on the backgrounds and not the subjects. She chose ones I thought she wouldn't and didn't choose ones I thought she would. I'll have to unwrap the rest in the morning so I can recall.

Cute hedgehog.

It's better than showing up with 4. At least with 12 you can pick which 6 you like best to put up.

Yeah, guess that's true.

The person who had the space before me had black-and-white cityscape prints in these giant ornate frames, at least 20x30 ea. The frames made me feel very inadequate because all I had were 8.5x11s in minimalistic black frames, no mats. My stuff all looked kind of dinky.

Well, whatever, if the owner's happy with it, that's all I care about.

Remember about what I said about which ones to pick? She did exactly what I said to do. :(

It's a stupid way to do it but it's for the overall look of the wall.

Yeah, heh.

I'm tired, I'm gonna go to bed. Goodnight.

Just getting home from drinking and Carrie Okay.

Sung Long Train Runnin by Doobie Brothers.

Black Velvet Band by Irish Rovers

Doing anything for love by Meat Loaf with my friend Gina

Baggy Trousers by Madness.

Don't you hate it when you start breaking up your stash and you start finding like clusters of seeds?

I usually shrug it off and chew the seeds

Why can't you smoke the seeds? Or plant them and eliminate the middleman?

:x , is why.

Seeds don't burn right, and make the smoke stale and hard to inhale.
plus, planting them is a whole diff. story

Watch out guys I think Kitsa's a nark.

just ignorant. A narc would try to pretend knowledge and fit in.

Whatever nark.

I stayed at the Ritz Carlton 5 years ago and got upgraded to some sort of fancy-schmancy suite because my room wasn't ready. It was a very weird experience, complete with bath menu (you could have a maid draw a bath with rubber ducky and piped in music for $50, but it didn't say how much to tip her):


and a lounge where there were five "food presentations" per day. Apparently Usher was on the same floor at the same time, and fell asleep in his bathtub and flooded the room below him, but I never saw him.

Anyway, the Ritz Carlton still sends me email despite my being disabled and poor now.



Oh, Ritz Carlton, you so funny.

A Goth, a Vandal, and a disheveled Roman walk into a bar. The Roman gets a few drinks in him and launches a tirade at his two compatriots. "You can take our wealth, you can take our lives, but you can never take our culture!", he screams, then collapses to the floor. The Vandal turns to the Goth and asks, "Vatch iss ziss he isk saying?" His friend shrugs disinterestedly.

"Ich wiel nicht," the Goth mutters over the brim of his cup, "Iss all Greek to me!"





I miss Seth :(

How come you don't do anything or see anyone for weeks, and when you really just wanna stay in, everyone invites you out?

Ingrained radar systems

Bastards.

Shit, you're English too, you people have had radar down pat since WWII, you should be able to pick up on when not to answer the phone

hi.

I have to fart so badly, but I'm in class :(

just let it fly.

i have awesome cleavage today

My bf has a horror story about a quiet classroom and a fart that he was just sure was going to be silent.

my son and i call each other "farticus" when we let loose at home :lol

I tried to let it loose, thinking it would be more or less silent, and also because I'm in the very back corner of the room (need an outlet for my laptop), but I let a little toot sound out and this hot girl in front of me looked back at me curiously :(

could've been worse, could've been liquid.

Yeah if he'd heard he would've totally made a big deal about making sure everyone knew what had just happened.

I went to the bathroom during the 5 minute break and farted, but I've been drinking a giant can of energy drink, and now my legs are shaking because I have to pee so badly.

Oh man was it one of those megacans that act as baby bottles for young adults

I get those a dollar a pop at work and shotgun the motherfuckers, you end up making like old faithful :x

Yeah, that's exactly what it is. I have my legs crossed and my left leg is shaking like crazy. Right now, we're goin through the last bit of this class, but I keep looking at the clock and THAT IS NOT HELPING!

Oh fuck, and then you always have everyone packed up to go five minutes before the end of class because people can tell when somebody's gearing to go and do likewise, and the teacher gets irritated and deliberately starts babbling as much as she possibly can and time slows to a crawl

In my rhetoric class, the prof was taking attendance, and when he called out this girl who's last name is BROWN-RING, I started laughing uncontrollably :(

From : Weekly Comic Review: Maakies


I really fucking hate the shit that comes out of this guys mouth.

Is ZeldaQueen an UberTroll, or is someone actually encouraging this?

MetaTroll*

UberMetaTroll! >:

Normal people are trolls in bizarro world.

She is normal? :eek

Fuck non-bizarro world if she is normal. >:

And by 'fuck' I mean 'to hell with'. >:

No way I'd bone such a shitbag. >:


Although, if she offered... :love

She needs something to keep her mouth busy.

Dude, you're being trolled! Don't rise to it, Man.

I'm glad I apparently missed this.

I know! I know! She's just too... normal. >:

On the venn diagram of Glowbelly & ZeldaQueen's interests, is there much correlation? :eek


Where is Fartin? I want to talk about dildos. >:

That was the sole intersect between GB and that crazy lawn mowerer's Interest Venn. :(

http://i70.photobucket.com/albums/i1...g?t=1232465857



wait what :(

One Christmas my grandmother got me a sushi set. :loveThen she insisted I use it immediately to make sushi for her and my grandfather. :)

I was puzzled about this because I never knew them to be especially open to sushi-style options, particularly seaweed wraps and/or anything raw. But we went out to the Asian grocery and bought sushi rice and wraps, along with pickles and wasabi because I was trying to think of something that would be palatable to them. :|

So we get home, I make the sushi rice, I make rolls of rice, wasabi, and strips of leftover turkey.

My grandmother picks it apart, dislikes the nori (seaweed wrap). She opines that the sushi would be better if it were wrapped in bologna. And without wasabi.:\

I make a second set of rolls, rice and turkey wrapped in bologna. As you can imagine, bologna doesn't really stick to itself and makes a shitty sushi wrap. But I aim to please.:)

My grandmother surveys the floppy bologna-wrapped turkey and rice and pours a liberal amount of turkey gravy over it, then eats it.:hypno

She now tells everyone she's had sushi.:lol

I've got a sushi roll she can gum at.

Gotta make everything ugly, don't you.

Yeah :(


:lol

At first I thought, Grandma and Grandpa doesn't know what sushi is and is gonna hate it, then I though, this could be surprising and maybe they'll love it. But then it didn't. :(

I use to have to make smoked salmon and cooked fish rolls for my less risk taking friends. I've made a chicken roll but never made a turkey roll.

Yes. She probably also likes tofu, but without the bean curd.

OMFG no way :(

http://thegoodcheercompany.com/

Another thing I was thinking about today was that I will probably never get married again. The original marriage was such a nightmare clusterfuck, ended so badly and was with such a hideous, atrocious person of zero moral fiber that I hesitate to ever yoke myself to that sort of obligation in the future.

I love my boyfriend very much, but he's not asking and I'm not urging. I have zero warm fuzzies toward the institution of marriage.

Good for you guys. I would only get married again if the person I loved needed medical (assuming I was working and had medical) or needed U.S. citizenship. Other than that I don't see any reason to put it on paper.

Dear Kitsa,

http://www.theonion.com/content/vide...ve_young_girls

lawlz

also, has craigslist always been rednecks and idiots or is that a new thing?

I always though that craigs list is mainly for sexual deviants and garage sales.

I wouldn't use it for garage sales...wouldn't want any of those people knowing where I lived.

Moms been selling grandmas coin collection on ebay for years. Ebay just changed things in a way that kinda dicks the sellers and she wanted to move over to craigs list. I personally have only been there like three times, but I don't trust it at all. I don't know why, I just get the feeling that bad things lurk there for the truley innocent people and I want no part of it.

Yeah, I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole but it's fun to read sometimes.

I think the creepiest/most pathetic part of Craigslist is that whole Missed Connections thing they have. It's always stuff like

We silently shared an elevator at the Blah Mall parking lot - I felt a connection and would like to meet you again because I love you. E-mail me at notarapist@gmail.com

I love the ones from around here, and their telltale vernacular.

"I seen you from acrost the bar. You ordid the hot wings and a beer. I wisht I coulda bought you that beer. Your tits was hottern the wings. I think we coulda had a connection. Please email me at toothlesswithmydickout@plebiangoodintentions.net"

Bape skin is better, admit it :rolleyes

I think I just reached my limit on the acceptability of the term African-American. No one else uses Insertrace-American. Are you ashamed of being African? It's fucking insulting. I am not Japanese-American. I am a full blooded American. Niggas is crazy baby, don't forget that boy told you. Get, that, dirt off your shoulder

wtf, I thought you were Japanese-Mexican-American?

African-American is as much of a real term as Mexican-Russian

I wish I had Mexican blood. This whole Jap/White thing means I can't step on the dance floor.

I'm ...wait

does the thing before the dash only count if it's not Caucasian?

I think I'm, uh

French-Jewish-American sorta

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showt...php?t=69701483

What the fuck, guys

Through watching every single episode many times over

BUT DON'T TAKE MY WORD FOR IT!

Says the fifty year old japanese pedophile

Saving throw fails.

This man watches cartoons while he is not baked, ladies and gentlemen

GW's on the ball. Way to go, champ

And fucking Zeldasbiggestfan makes the lone effort. LESS HAVE A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE

What do you think, commentators?

I actually know what Ben 10 is :( I baby my siblings kids. I forget how I watched so much Powerpuff girls. I think I was really high all the time. I used to watch a lot of Freakazoid and Baby Loony Toones.

WELL GUS I THINK THAT BOTH TEAMS HAD SERIOUS TROUBLE WITH THE WIND, LOOKIT THAT FLAG POLE FLUTTER, IT'S PRACTICALLY GALE FORCE. I'M SURPRISED THE OSU BEAVERS EVEN MANAGED TO MAKE A FIELD GOAL AT ALL IN THIS GAME. THESE GUYS REALLY SHOWED SPIRIT, WHAT A GAME, IT WAS INCREDIBLE. I'M HAPPY THEY'RE GETTING A TROPHY FOR THIS, THEY REALLY SHOWED THE WORLD WHAT A COLLEGE TEAM IS MADE OF