I hate Talk Like a Pirate day because every fatuous twit I've ever hated buys into it 100%.

I grew up in Somerset, England. I always sound like a pirate. :(

Butt Pirate! :(

Mmmmmmm ass pirate

Kitsa, I hear you're into fatuous twits. I happen to be a such a thing. How about it? :(

Upon rereading for a fourth time, I see that is an 'h' not a 'd'. My mistake. :

:(*

Oh, I've dated some fatuous twits too, but somehow I just don't think I'm your type, Pub.

Who What isnt Pubs type?

Yeah, your standards are way too high, I could never reach. :(

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:bestthread :suicide

my ass just got stood up.

WTF ladies, wtf?

I work all day just to rush home to shower, and also to get ready, but you don't have the decency to just cancel? WOMEN :rolleyes

Ladies don't seem to work out for you, Matt. You should take up hard drugs.

I've already done plenty of hard drugs. I can't seem to get off them ladies though :(

They all got a little som'n som'n I neeeed :(

Why do you keep going back to the thing that hurts you?

Cause it just hurts so good I guess :(

Looks like i'm headed to a house party where there is a ruca that wants to meet me

hahaha awwwww fuc*

its because we are programmed to, the chemical signals in our brain tells us so @_@

what up, fags?

sup nigs

sup.

You probably made the best choice Fathom.

I really wanted to do it, too. >:

I see this place is hot these days.