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That didn't work at all for you.

Is that the sex pistol thing?

I could make it out fine. Granted there weren't many letters to play with.

I'm off to bed.

Are you going to have a little smoke first? :)

No I'm cutting down :(

Good luck! And chew lots of gum! I hear that helps.

Nicotine gum tastes nasty.

Are you one of the SMOKERS too? :chatter

No, I just thought it was regular gum. It doesn't make good bubbles either.

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Originally Posted by Terra

Oh milhouse. It's Easter. I'm not going to verbally beat you down and risk getting fucked over by a big furry asshole in a ridiculous rabbit costume.

Thanks for this post. You try too hard.

In conclusion, shut up.

Somebody needs a ciggy! :)

Only 9 more posts before the big 16000. Aren't you guys excited.

We just recieved a tornado watch thing. Fucking weather.

A tornado "watch" is fine. A possible tornadic situation could be forming. A tornado "warning" is not fine. The weather conditions indicate that a funnel cloud has been spotted.

What they don't say is that several funnel clouds never touch the ground but they are aloft.

Screw it I'm heading out anyways. Take it easy all, have a good evening, etc.

GEORGE WASHINGTON WAS THE FIRST PRESIDENT BUT HE IS ONLY THE FOURTH GREATEST AMERICAN.

MARTIN LUTHUR KING MAY OF FREED THE SLAVES BUT HE ONLY MAKES IT TO NUMBER 3 ON THE GREATEST AMERICAN LIST, PRETTY GOOD FOR A BLACK GUY!

SO THAT MEANS LINCOLN IS NUMBER ONE?

WRONG HE CAME IN SECOND PLACE! BOOOOO LINCOLN, BOOOOOO!

SO WHO'S THE GREATEST AMERICAN?

RONALD REGAN OF COURSE! HE GOT SHOT LIKE LICON, BUT HE LIVED! REMEMBER WHEN HE LIKED JELLY BEANS?! THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED TO BE THE GREATEST AMERICAN!

GOD BLESS AMERICA

some fucking idiot was driving around the apartment(behind my back yard) at fucking 1:00
It was fucking creepy, I could hear this voice in slowmotion outside, but I doubt I it had to do with the pills, cause I could hear my radio just fine.
Also dont take Tylenol #3, when you wake up or you will feel as dizzy as shit, kids.

didnt reagan give aids and cocaine to all those black people?

Funny, I heard Kanye West went on a rant about something like that once during a concert. That guy is more fucked up than I am right now.

yeah i guess that is pretty funny

Sniper: Shut the fuck up about your drug addiction. We're all painfully aware of it.

emu you need to chill out

Yeah

On the plus side we're over 16,000 posts :eek

Lol. Im not addicted. I just took some and it's making me really dizzy. however, I dont plan on taking that shit except for getting to sleep. I think Its starting to wear off, which is good cause the side effects are annoying.

Hey Emu. Hey Rongi. :(

Remember that water drip noise Cameron makes in Ferris Bueller well I can fucking NAIL it now folks :eek

This big chicken keeps killing me on Conquer :(

i got a myspace don't tell anyone :(

Haha "intentional imspelling of words"

i am glad they have warlock pinchers available as musics :(

haha, it has the spider eating the bee

My friend microwaved some peeps today. It was horrible. :(

My birthday was yesterday, and I got outshined by Jesus.
I microwaved Peeps as well.

Happy Birthday!!! I'm sorry Jesus got all the credit yesterday. But obliterating peeps is no way to start a new year! :(

But Happy Birthday!!

Want me to make you a card Zero?

Sure, it would be much appreciated.
And thank you, Terra.

It's a crappy card but IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS!! :)

Fucking spelling error.

Your card was much better!

I can't get the hang of paint.

I love both of your cards very much, this touches me...
In the emotional way...

I would make a card but I'm going to bed. Maybe a late one tomorrow?

My birfday is already late, it happened yesturdae.

Sorry I missed it. I suppose my well-wishing would have been overlooked anyway.

If not for the whole NSFW ban, I would have followed that up with

VAGINAS

Does WhiteRat post in this thread?

Hey WhiteRat who the hell is that crazy ranting man in drag?

i asked him the same thing yesterday

he says "it's Madge"

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero

My birfday is already late, it happened yesturdae.

happy belated birthday,MAN WITH GHOST-FEET.

Hey everyone, this is another pointless update on nothing.

Please carry on. :/

Only the fucking shits gave that crappy shithead Fathom Zero birthday wishes.

Yeah, we kinda noticed.

I bet you yell at your TV a lot.

Does anyone know the date of that achewood strip where Phillippe reveals that Ray sold his eyes to compensate for the comic's dwindling funds? I can't seem to find it.

Thanks a lot, jerk

EDIT: also, I just watched that video for the first time, and fuck you I only like the comic >:

That Man's thread is stealing all of this one's thunder

and I like it :eek

I know the date to the achewood comic.

Quote:

Originally Posted by camacazio

Only the fucking shits gave that crappy shithead Fathom Zero birthday wishes.

You want me to make you one too?

Quote:

Originally Posted by GADZOOKS

I know the date to the achewood comic.

No you don't.

July 15th 2002, you bitch

I know you knew, I just told you you didn't so you would prove me wrong by telling me the date, because I assumed you wouldn't just give it to me if I asked because you hate me.

Hes with jesus now. Its a happy thing.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

I know you knew, I just told you you didn't so you would prove me wrong by telling me the date, because I assumed you wouldn't just give it to me if I asked because you hate me.

No you didn't

PS: maybe if you learned to say THANK YOU I wouldnt hate you.

Mabye if you weren't such a jerk who never does anything for me I might be a little more inclined to be nice to you!

PS, thanks for the help. You jerk.

I pay the fucking bills.

GW makes reading the internet such a chore. She could take a tip or two from that man.

everyone! i won charles in charge :O

But i dont know if I can have the prize because i'm in englang and i dont know if it's difficult to send things to england :/

If it is someone else can have the prize or whatever :/

Hey! Congratulations!!

I'm sure the powers that be will get it there.

I'd say I was jealous, but I don't even know what Charles In Charge was. :/

Why didn't gadzooks or jixby win? Theirs were the only good ones. :/

I don't how many times I've read a "I'm not sure if the prizes are gonna be sent to me because I live in <name of country>" but they are always answered so get with the program.

Also there was a rule where it was a maximum of 2 pictures per post and Metalmilitia broke this rule :grrrr

Yeah I know I broke a couple of rules but I needed to do something to divert the thread from the horrible horrible pictures initally submitted. We dont want the world thinking i-mock forums are full of the type of people who think this is funny:

Anyway, your hilarious contribution to the thread was noteable mainly by it's absence, milhousE.

Who was in charge of this contest where the rule mean nothing, OAO?

Edit: The children at the orphanage I was going to donate the DVD to will be crushed.

I can't believe I lost.

I had a great conversation with Comrade Rocket!

Code:

wooshiiscool: my name is surly mcdouchebag 

trancesapphire: ORLY 

wooshiiscool: ya rly 

wooshiiscool: 

F99Cloud (11:39:43 PM): GW is a cunt. > 

F99Cloud (11:39:48 PM): AARRGGHH 

F99Cloud (11:39:50 PM): Matey. 

Wooshiisgod (11:39:54 PM): what 

Wooshiisgod (11:39:57 PM): what did she do now? 

F99Cloud (11:40:05 PM): Nothing, I just dislike her. 

F99Cloud (11:40:08 PM):

wooshiiscool: he throws these smilies in at inappropriate moments 

trancesapphire: F99Clous? 

trancesapphire: Cloud* 

wooshiiscool: sevenforce 

trancesapphire: Yeah, I know who it is 

trancesapphire: it's just 

trancesapphire: how fucking faggoty can you get 

wooshiiscool: i know 

trancesapphire: I bet he secretly likes InuYasha too >: 

wooshiiscool: lol, what a faggo 

wooshiiscool: hes talking about raping a bear 

wooshiiscool: teddy bear 

trancesapphire: it'll be the next internet fetish :eek 

wooshiiscool: its been an internet fetish 

wooshiiscool: plushies 

trancesapphire: ew gors 

wooshiiscool: yeah totoals 

trancesapphire: that's sick let's change the subject 

wooshiiscool: okay 

trancesapphire: are you gonna go see silent hill tomorrow 

wooshiiscool: so i got a mohawk 

wooshiiscool: oh yeah 

wooshiiscool: my friend is joined the army and he leaves on the 26th 

wooshiiscool: so we are gonna go watch it tomarrow 

trancesapphire: I saw the ad for SH on tv an hour ago and I was all like "Oh FUCK yeah" 

wooshiiscool: i saw the ad for advent children 

wooshiiscool: and it looked cool 

trancesapphire: I hope they get mandy moore back to do aeris' voice, otherwise I'll have to watch it in japanese 

wooshiiscool: mandy moore for aeris and lance bass for sepheroth 

trancesapphire: http://ia.imdb.com/media/imdb/01/I/38/27/98m.jpg 

trancesapphire: haha

wooshiiscool: lol 

wooshiiscool: i remember beating KH with my friend and we were sitting there looking at the voices 

wooshiiscool: and he seriously threw the controller and screamed when he saw that 

trancesapphire: It's games like kingdom hearts that make me want a PS2 a lot  :(

trancesapphire: mario is crying somewhere 

wooshiiscool: my ps2 broke, when he joins the army im gonna borrow him 

wooshiiscool: ps2 

trancesapphire: What I really want is Shadow of the Colossus, because it looks like it's really fucking awesome =( 

wooshiiscool: it is 

wooshiiscool: i played the demo for like hours 

trancesapphire: wanna see a video of some guy who really sucks at it 

wooshiiscool: like how? 

trancesapphire: He almost dies fighting the first one, before he can even grab on to it 

wooshiiscool: lol 

trancesapphire: he rolls when he should jump and the colossus steps on him 

trancesapphire: hold on I'll get the link 

trancesapphire: http://www.gametrailers.com/umwatcher.php?id=570 

trancesapphire: it's in french :x 

trancesapphire: what the fuck 

wooshiiscool: lol 

wooshiiscool: frenchies 

trancesapphire: I-mock's "gross" emoticon is a "wub" emote here 

trancesapphire: what the hell 

wooshiiscool: lol 

wooshiiscool: why did he shine the light at him that close 

trancesapphire: because he's dumb 

trancesapphire: I like how he just runs straight into the thing's hoof 

wooshiiscool: he dived into it 

wooshiiscool: maybe he was trying to tip it over? 

trancesapphire: lol 

trancesapphire: I also like the part where he stabs it in the butt 

trancesapphire: but misses 

wooshiiscool: that would bring me down 

trancesapphire: whenever I get this game my mission will be to stab all 16 in the dick at least once 

trancesapphire: 'cause I'm a JERK 

wooshiiscool: lol 

wooshiiscool: poor colosus 

wooshiiscool: they are just walking around, and then you make it so they dont got no angle in the dangle 

trancesapphire: what about the asshole ones that attack you on sight 

wooshiiscool: honestly, i just wanted to say i got no angle on my dangle 

trancesapphire: I've always wanted to say 

trancesapphire: Damn that David

trancesapphire: of course now that's kind of an old thing 

wooshiiscool: im starting to get sick of saved by the bell 

trancesapphire: I stopped watching Adult Swim when they got rid of Cowbow BeBop =( 

wooshiiscool: they still show it 

wooshiiscool: and they have been showing evangelion again too 

trancesapphire: I watched an episode of evangelion a month ago 

trancesapphire: there was this guy, some 5th child or something 

trancesapphire: and he was gay for the main character 

wooshiiscool: lol 

wooshiiscool: yeah 

trancesapphire: it was hilarious 

wooshiiscool: it was total fanservice 

trancesapphire: evangelion fans like gay 15-year-olds? 

wooshiiscool: bingo 

wooshiiscool: and fat goth girls 

trancesapphire: ugh 

trancesapphire: god, I hate those fucking PSP squirrels 

wooshiiscool: IM PLAYING NUT 

trancesapphire: I GOT PORTABLE NUT 

trancesapphire: IT'S A NUT YOU CAN PLAY WITH OUTSIDE 

wooshiiscool: SQUIRRL WHAAAT 

wooshiiscool: hellz yeah 

trancesapphire: THAT GUYS GOT A BIG GUN 

wooshiiscool: lol 

wooshiiscool: love bullets 

trancesapphire: I can't remember the rest of that one =( 

wooshiiscool: cowby bebop is on now 

trancesapphire: I don't have cable anymore =(

wooshiiscool: ouch 

wooshiiscool: bummer 

trancesapphire: tell me about it 

trancesapphire: what episode is it 

wooshiiscool: the one about the kid who was like 100 years old 

wooshiiscool: sympathy for the devil 

trancesapphire: I don't remember that one 

wooshiiscool: yeah, theres this kid who is like really good at harmonica 

trancesapphire: Oh 

trancesapphire: i was thinking of the one where ed plays chess with that old guy for a whole week 

wooshiiscool: and its turns out he got a huge dose of radiation from the gate accident and like lives forever 

wooshiiscool: yeah, i like that one 

trancesapphire: wait, what time is it where you are 

wooshiiscool: 12:34 

wooshiiscool: i think we are in the same time zone 

trancesapphire: yea 

wooshiiscool: but i gotta get to bed anyways 

trancesapphire: that's kind of weird, usually adult swim leaves bebop for 1:30 or some gay time like that 

trancesapphire: good night 

wooshiiscool: night  :D

wooshiiscool: what a gay smiley

Oh but you have never had a great conversation with Sethomas84 and I hear-tell that those are the greatest conversations there are.

If you'd get on YIM mabye I'd be more inclined to talk to you!

OK FINE, DON'T TALK TO ME

IT'S NOT LIKE I'D ENJOY YOUR COMPANY ANYWAY

take that, administrator esuohlim

I WAS BUSY GAYING UP THE PHILOSOPHY BOARDS.

And I'm far more of an AIM person.

Pffffft, I can only begin to describe how much better YIM is than AIM. That is, if you don't mind the faggy emoticons.