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fu*k you MM Company of Heroes makes the Germans so OP that it's riDICKulous
FU*K THI* GAM* |
D*MN RIGHT
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Guys I'm back to this topic temporarily why the F*ck are we censor*ng
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f*ck you b*tch references? :(
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hahaha I love these Hitler movie things.
But srsly, fu*k the germa*s. The censorsh*p thing is so the FCC won't f*ne me |
MattJack, i just wanna say that your loveline posts are most wonderful
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I'm jus tryn to help out the fellas
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h*f*ve
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F*ck the FC*.
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I'm a little disturbed. I just saw the neighbor kid go past in a bikini and rollerskates and the first thing I thought of was liquidstatik :(
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A little disturbed is right. When you start reaching for your camera you know you've got a problem.
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Still waiting for Kybo to be funny.
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I hope you did get your camera :eek
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DON'T EAT TOO MANY SUNCHIPS IN ONE SITTING GUYS I SCRAPED UP MY MOUTH PRETTY BAD :(
OK SEE YA TOMORROW |
HEY, THEY HAVE SUNCHIPS HERE, BUT WE CALL THEM 'GRAINWAVES' AND THEY SCRAPE MY MOUTH TOO :D
MY FAVOURITE IS THE SWEET CHILLI FLAVOUR, BUT I LIKE THE HONEY MUSTARD TOO THESE ARE THE ONLY FLAVOURS HOWEVER |
SEE WE HAVE CHOICE IN THE COMMIE-LANDS! >:
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I ONLY HAVE TO WAIT IN LINE THREE WEEKS
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AND THEY HAPPEN TO COST ME SIXTY TRILLION ZIMBABWE DOLLARS, BUT I GET A CHOICE OF TWO FLAVOURS OF CHIPS, DAMMIT
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Chips aren't made of grain, goddamnit.
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I've got teeth like David Bowie. :eek
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I DON'T EVEN CALL THEM CHIPS, I SAY CRISPS. :x
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Whatever they looked like during the seventies.
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THE SHARP KIND
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If I had some self-confidence today I would show you how fucked up my teeth are, and maybe you would feel better.
But today I think I am scum and should die, so no Shitty Pub Teeth. |
My teeth are in good condition, just sharp and yellow.
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We have a differing opinion on what constitutes 'good condition' it would appear.
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Healthy, not soft or full of holes. They're not really crooked, either.
I had one cavity when I was ten. |
GUESS WHERE I AM???
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do tell
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I'm at work.
wheeeeee |
Wow. Wobzire's at work. SHOCK!
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yeah who isnt :rolleyes
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ME :eek
I TOOK TODAY OFF SO I COULD GO TO A FAMILY REUNION :groan |
This is my first day back at week since last saturday. I can't wait for tomorrow so I have another day off.
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ME :eek
I TOOK TODAY OFF ALONG WITH 4 MORE DAYS BECAUSE I SUCK AT MY JOB :cry |
ME :eek
I TOOK THE NEXT 16 DAYS OFF TO ENJOY MYSELF BEFORE BASIC TRAINING |
I got the weekends off :9to5tryintomakealivin
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Basic training? Who's gonna watch your ho's?
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Dey bes' watch demselves cuz when I get back I be in full force :yaherd
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I never EVER get nose bleeds. This is a bad omen.
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I just got a nosebleed too for the first time in years! Insane.
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A Blood Omen.
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There's going to be a Solar Eclipse on Fri 8/1/08 at sunrise. Northern half of Maine and parts of Canada will be able to see it.
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eclipses are gay
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NIGGAS GONNA TAKE MY LIFE
NIGGAS WANNA FUCK MY WIFE |
IT'S MY LIFE
THAT'S MY WIFE I PAID FOR DAM TITTIES |
Can you sign your bitches over to us in case you don't come back? I'd like the asian on please. I'll keep her clean for you upon your return.
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I'll take a black one :eek
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I don't have a black one :eek
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get one :(
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I have a problem.
Stop drinking and have tea, or steal the bf's beers and be more tipsy? |
If drinking is even an option you Don't have a problem.
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OOh....can-tastic then.
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Steal the BF's beer and then blow him. He'll forget all about it.
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You miss the point. He's on holiday. He'll forget he had beer without me blowing him. Win-win, I'd say.
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He can thank me by posting pictures.
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Wait, yoursaying your gonna steal his beer and not have to blow him. :sadclownface
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Girls beg to blow me :picklehat
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Nice. But its more fun when the guy begs. Gives you a nice sense of power, and a reward for ironing his shirts all week...
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Your reward is washing the stain out of your blouse.
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I don't wear blouses! do you think i'm 50?
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maybe?
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53 to be exact.
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Worried.
And marginally upset. |
NO YOUR A NUTLEY
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Hahaha! Nutley.
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Pink Taco time.
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I'm going to booty camp
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They have bb guns :o
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I SHOT CANS WITH A BB GUN YESTERDAY
FOR THE FIRST TIME :tear I FUCKED THOSE CANS UP |
:lol
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YOU BETTER WATCH OUT DANNY OR ELSE I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL GRAZE YOUR EAR AFTER SIX OR SEVEN TRIES
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:lol when I was a youngsta we used to shoot BB guns at our neighbbors barn aaaaaaalll day :o
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WELL I'M NOT A GODDAMN REDNECK LIKE YOU
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I TRIED TO THINK OF A COMEBACK BUT I COULDN'T SO YOU SHOULD TALK THESE HIGHER UPS INTO INSTALLING THIS MOD FOR VBULLETIN ;D
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I KNOW I CHANGED TOPICS IN THE SAME SENTENCE, SORRY
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DID YOU EVER HIT THE BROAD SIDE LS?
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BROAD SIDE OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT
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<3
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FUCK YOU TADAO :FIGHT
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STRAWBERRY MOUNTAIN GANG RULS
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Vintage Psychedelic Baby Jesus hates you.
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i don't have a day off for the next 3 weeks yall
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15 DAYS LEFT TIL BASIC DUUUDES
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did you join the armies or what?
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MATTJACK KEEP UP
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I know he joined the military, but I mean like the AIRFORCE or the MARINES or THE ARMIES or THE NAVIES or whatev
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oooooh, i don't even know that ;(
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