When you guys read posts, do you read with your own voice or invent voices?
 

I usually make a voice in my head corresponding to that person, rather than use my own voice when reading a post. For example, if a person is known for being tough and intimidating. I usually make up a manly deep voice when reading his posts. If someone is known for being silly, I usually assign a teenage voice for him/her. If someone comes off as nerdy, I usually imagine him talking in a nasal nerdyish voice. Just a thought ^^

I read yours in a squeaky voice.

i read tadao's posts with a heavy breathing sound

I need subtitles for Tadao's posts.

Just kidding, I don't actually read anyone's posts but mine.

For some reason, I read Sam's posts in Jim Carrey's voice.

How do you guys imagine my voice?:)

You all sound like a a stuck up british GPS

I didn't read them in voices until Tadao changed to Hyacinth; now I read his posts in Hyacinth's voice and that can be a little fucked-up sometimes.

I don't remember who it was but they had this excellent Paul Lynde avatar and they were on this laissez-faire economics kick and the voice in my head always made it hilarious to read.

:Brandon

I read everyone's posting in my voice - I don't know what anyone on this board sounds like. Except for one individual ....

Sacks is one of those guys I read in a rough smoker deep voice.

I don't read in voices unless I am speaking outloud.

I hear everyone's voice as my own voice, but I visualize everyone as their avatars.

For example, though I know what Tadao looks like, I currently read all of his posts while seeing him as a lady in a fantastic hat.

I read Willie's posts in the same voice that I read Roast Beef's dialogue. The rest of you get less famous voices.

i make girly voices cause i think you are all pussys except chojin i do a manly one for him cause i wanna be like him :(

I read post based on the content. For example, proper grammar and punctuation and polysyllabic words force me to read the post in a gentleman's voice.

A lack thereof makes me sort of run words together and not make a voice at all.

WHEN I READ MODERATOR MILHOUSES' POSTS IT SOUNDS LIKE A DEAD MONTH OLD FETUS ESCAPING FROM A LADIES DOWNSTAIRS AREA >:

Who reads other people's posts? :rolleyes

EDIT: When I read Sam's posts it sounds like a turd slowly escaping a butt >:

I don't associate voices with other people's text unless I either A: Know the person in real life, or B: They're a character or just someone I can "invent" a voice for.

For instance, probably not true, but I picture Esuohlim speaking like Milhouse (a given), while someone like Willie probably sounds like a chainsaw with vocals.

And from way back when, I kinda figured Jixby Phillips had a voice like Mark Hamill's for some reason.

OH DAM!

i don't do this unless i am associating someone w/ their avatar too heavily and it is from a tv show or movie or i have heard the person's voice

I read posts in my voice except for misdemeanor who sounds like Zorac.

This is what I usually do just by accident.

I've been lying to everyone, I can't actually read.