Forget about Michael..
 

Guess who else just died!
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,529328,00.html
Good night, sweet prince.

No fucking way, I bet he OD'd on coke. All those infomercial guys are coke heads.

What the hell is happening?

I was joking around with people that there is now a "celebrity holocaust" in which ALL celebrities die in a span of two months as retribution for worshiping false idols. This is the word of our lord Jesus Christ.

He's going to pop out of his coffin at the funeral and do an infomercial for how new oxyclean bleach cleaned him at the obituary. Then he'll die again :(

Geez. It's going to be weird watching the rest of Pitchmen now.

Do you think little Billy will go into pitching or directing pitches like he wanted to?

I guess (from what I read) he was in a minor plane accident yesterday- I wonder if he had an injury he didn't know about.

His Twitter

We all know how he really died...

But still, his reality show was actually pretty interesting and fun to watch.

:tear

Death is a jerk. >:

Why has God forsaken his children like this?

Who's next, Bruce Willis? Sinbad? I'm scared. :(

Who's not in line to die?

That was oddly philosophical. I like it.

Why can't the Belmonts get off their asses and do something about this? I mean, this is seriously getting out of hand...

Would we really miss Sinbad?

Seems to be a bad year for 1958 births :(

Death is the new trend for celebrities.

I guess I should be preparing for my parents death. :tear

I blame the reckless nuclear weapon testing of the US for these deaths.

Phew! Missed it by that much.

:DONADAMS

I hope they use an Awesome Auger when digging his grave.