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FartinMowler Sep 3rd, 2004 06:47 PM

Friday night with Fartin
 
Okay, so today I ate a hotdog from one of those carts outside a shopping store and I have a bad case of the runs >: and I have a wicked headache. Friday nights here on I-mockery are well... boring, so I want you to tell me what you think would be fun to do. As the night goes on I will most likely be running to the toilet and consuming alchohol so I might not be paying full attention :( but I would like you to think of some suggestions of a Friday night ritual that we could all contribute to.

kahljorn Sep 3rd, 2004 07:04 PM

suicide!

FartinMowler Sep 3rd, 2004 07:08 PM

I was hoping for something a little more up beat :/


Can someone tell me why we get diahrea? I know I could look it up but I'm too lazy.

FartinMowler Sep 3rd, 2004 07:11 PM

I looked it up... and it's spelled diarrhea :)

Loose or watery bowel movements, sometimes with unusual colors or consistencies, create an uncomfortable condition that usually stops by itself.

da blob Sep 3rd, 2004 07:12 PM

EBOLA

FartinMowler Sep 3rd, 2004 07:15 PM

I read a book about that. Don't we need infected monkeys?

executioneer Sep 3rd, 2004 07:17 PM

yes, we all need infected monkeys :(

FartinMowler Sep 3rd, 2004 07:21 PM

the worst part about diarrhea is the burning asshole.

thebiggameover Sep 3rd, 2004 07:29 PM

thank god i read this thread....
>:

FartinMowler Sep 3rd, 2004 07:30 PM

it's not the content, it's the quality :)

executioneer Sep 3rd, 2004 07:32 PM

it's not funny, my ass is on fire
paraplegic inhuman liar

da blob Sep 3rd, 2004 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thebiggameover
thank god i read this thread....
>:

so that you now know that you need an infected monkey ?

FartinMowler Sep 3rd, 2004 07:42 PM

Hey dablob do you smoke Gitanes, drive a Puegoet and say Marde alot?

FartinMowler Sep 3rd, 2004 07:44 PM

OOOH wait it s a fuzzy picture of my foot with my toes stretched :)

da blob Sep 3rd, 2004 07:49 PM

and I wear a beret and eat camembert and have approximative hygiene, as well.

executioneer Sep 3rd, 2004 07:52 PM

and fartin says "eh" a lot and eats kraft dinner and I say "y'all" a lot and eat hamburgers!

AChimp Sep 3rd, 2004 07:52 PM

Approximative sounds hot. :eek

FartinMowler Sep 3rd, 2004 07:59 PM

My father was the head of Peugoet for western Canada...it was the first car I learned to drive in...505 diesel with a stick...fucking cunt of a car but very comfortable.

FartinMowler Sep 3rd, 2004 08:18 PM

Okay....can you guess who is me in the picture?


executioneer Sep 3rd, 2004 08:21 PM

baby

FartinMowler Sep 3rd, 2004 08:22 PM

you sir are incorrect.

Esuohlim Sep 3rd, 2004 08:22 PM

THE STUNNING LASS ON THE FAR LEFT

FartinMowler Sep 3rd, 2004 08:24 PM

nope she's dead :( my grandma :( thanks alot >:

executioneer Sep 3rd, 2004 08:33 PM

i just had four jello shots

FartinMowler Sep 3rd, 2004 08:36 PM

i'm on my fourth 5.5% beer :) the response time on these replies are somewhat retarded.


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