I-Mockery Forum

I-Mockery Forum (http://i-mockery.com/forum/index.php)
-   Comics 'n Books (http://i-mockery.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=47)
-   -   Your Poetry (http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=69702185)

The Leader Jun 7th, 2009 06:45 PM

Because you'd be supporting a starving artist in more than one way.

ZeldaQueen Jun 7th, 2009 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 631740)
Isn't ZQ something like 17 and shaped like a pear, or do you just not care anymore Fathom?

I'm eighteen and not pear-shaped. >:

The Leader Jun 7th, 2009 06:56 PM

Do you prefer squash?

Fathom Zero Jun 7th, 2009 07:01 PM

All the better, then!

ZeldaQueen Jun 7th, 2009 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 631758)
Do you prefer squash?

No actually, I'm not a veggie lover.

Peas and carrots are okay though. :\

Pub Lover Jun 7th, 2009 07:08 PM

You look like peas and carrots?

The Leader Jun 7th, 2009 07:11 PM

Many teens suffer from anorexia.

Fathom Zero Jun 7th, 2009 07:18 PM

Most teens are insufferable.

Kitsa Jun 8th, 2009 08:50 AM

I can't help but notice that the quality of this poetry is really going south.

ZeldaQueen Jun 8th, 2009 12:18 PM

We got a bit distracted
But I'll write a whole new bunch
Just as soon as I'm dressed
And eaten up my lunch

Edit: Yes it's lame. I just woke up.

Tadao Jun 8th, 2009 12:27 PM

Lazy bitchtard

ZeldaQueen Jun 8th, 2009 01:43 PM

And the critics come in!

Are you with the New Yorker sir?

Tadao Jun 8th, 2009 01:50 PM

LA Weekly, now let's see some of this insane writing skill you claim to have.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 8th, 2009 01:50 PM

New poem called Page 3 of 3

Because you'd be supporting a starving artist in more than one way.
I'm eighteen and not pear-shaped. >:
Do you prefer squash?
You look like peas and carrots?
Many teens suffer from anorexia.
Lazy bitchtard

ZeldaQueen Jun 8th, 2009 02:23 PM

When I joined here many months
Many months ago
I called myself "insane writer"
This much I'm sure you know
A play on words, you ought to see
You ought to see, you know
That wasn't what I meant
Those many months ago

A writer, that I call myself
A writer, that am I
I write of those who haven't lived
And those who'll never die
But my writing's not insane
Not insane, to be sure
My writing is quiet ordinary
Quite sane is my lore

The insanity in my description
Which I wrote those months ago
Refers to my insanity
So finally you know.
My writing is quite normal
Of this (I hope) you won't debate
But I myself am quite insane
As I have been as of late

I hope you understand my mind
(Though there are few who do)
Congradulations dear reader
And my hat is off to you.

Tadao Jun 8th, 2009 02:29 PM

tldr

Pub Lover Jun 8th, 2009 02:30 PM

Hey Child - What Manner of Madness Do You Claim? (Acoustic)

Tadao Jun 8th, 2009 02:33 PM

As a Baker, Congradulations makes my eyes bleed.

Kitsa Jun 8th, 2009 02:37 PM

Tadao: cakewrecks.com

Tadao Jun 8th, 2009 02:42 PM

Hahaha, they are just a little tooooo fanatic about it, but yeah, when it comes down to it, everything matters to a customer having a special day.

Kitsa Jun 8th, 2009 02:48 PM

Not to get too far OT (like it hasn't already) but my brother once had a birthday cake that said MACHOE MAN AND THE HULK in light-green icing, with a plastic Randy Savage up to his knees in cake and a plastic Hulk Hogan faceplanted in the icing. I've been looking everywhere for it.

(the photo)

Fathom Zero Jun 8th, 2009 04:11 PM

Dude, cakewrecks is one of my homepages.

Tadao Jun 8th, 2009 05:03 PM

ZQ, be a sport and post another pic of you so that I can write you more poems.

ZeldaQueen Jun 8th, 2009 06:06 PM

I don't have that many pictures of myself on the computer. The one I posted when I came on here was taken about two or three years ago.

I'll see what I can find.

Fathom Zero Jun 8th, 2009 07:30 PM

I didn't even see that one; :(


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 06:45 AM.

Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2020, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.